# I just walked in on my parents.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 2, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289 "2003-01-02T22:21:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/61 "2003-01-14T21:23:06Z")

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I never had to see my parents but there was no mistaking the thocka thocka of headboard hitting wall rythmically for about 2 minutes.

My hubby and I have plans for a lock. Not something I want my kid to see… she’s still too little to get out of the crib but soon…

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**Author:** ![Adoptamom\_II](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Adoptamom\_II](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adoptamom_II)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/62 "2003-01-15T02:34:21Z")

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We have one rule that we taught our children at very young ages:

“Bleed before you knock” 😃

The youngest two, 10 and 11 years old, now pass by our bedroom door and make “eww, gross” comments

snicker snicker

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/63 "2003-01-15T03:56:16Z")

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I said it in the other thread and I’ll say it again:

Can someone please enlighten me as to why the idea of ones parents getting it on is so awful? My parents fuck. Your parents fuck, so do his, hers and his. What on earth is the big deal? I mean honestly, folks, are we all 12?

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/64 "2003-01-15T04:41:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by cherry \*  
> \*\*Try finding your parents sex toys as a child…and not knowing that they were sex toys… ugh. mom whats this? It’s a massager. oh my feet are sore i think i will use it… then turned it on in front of her and proceed to use it on my feet… many years later I realized I as using my moms dildo vibrator on my feet… yuck! \*\*

The following is an excerpt from a conversation I had when I was 19.

Me: Watcha doing?

Hubby: Watching Real Sex.

Me: Oh wow. That’s weird.

Hubby: What?

Me: That woman’s vibrator looks like my mom’s foot massager. Wow, it never ocurred to foot massagers could be used like that.

Hubby: Uh…pepper. That wasn’t a foot massager.

Me: Well, of course it was.

Hubby: I’ve seen it. It’s not.

Me: (blinks) I don’t know what you are talking about.

Hubby: It’s a vibrator.

Me: It can’t be, my grandma gave it to her for Christmas.

Hubby: You have weird grandparents.

Me: WHat about the other one?

Hubby: The one with pin-point accuracy?

Me: For the knots in your feet!

Hubby: No, for your clit.

Me: No! It has to be for feet!

Hubby: Why?

Me: Because my grandma had one!

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**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/65 "2003-01-15T05:06:46Z")

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I caught my mom, but it wasn’t my dad…

Of course, my parents had been divorced for some years, but it is very weird to walk into the room you share with your mother and find her with some guy. From then on, when asked to sleep in my Grandmother’s room, I _stayed_ in there.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/66 "2003-01-16T02:52:32Z")

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Nope, and I don’t WANT to.

It’s not that I mind the fact that they love each other and have sex. That’s good, I’m glad they’re happy and all. But I don’t want to THINK about them in that way. They’re related to me. I don’t want to think about them in THAT way, because

-it’s none of my business  
-I don’t want to have that pop into my head during awkward moments  
-I don’t want to picture my parents naked!

I mean, when you think about sex, you want it to be something that turns you on, right?

Besides, my dad gets mad if my sister leaves her bra in the bathroom, any mention of periods, etc. He’s really squeamish about that sort of thing. My mother doesn’t even like us to walk around with a robe on over our pjs, if we happen to be braless. (Not because we should be ashamed, just that my parents are very _modest_.) Of course, my dad also tends to wear shorts that have holes in the ass. Nice look there, dad.

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/67 "2003-01-16T02:57:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \*  
> \*\*Not saying that this applies to your parents…but when Mr. Rilch and I were visiting his mom over Xmas and New Years’, he slept in his room and I had the guest room. Not because we’re estranged, but because his room in that house still has the twin bed from his childhood. He can barely fit in it; forget both of us!
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> We always do that when we visit, and the first time this happened, his mom said, “Is there something wrong between you two?..I don’t care if you sleep together!” Finally Mr. Rilch enlightened her: “Mom, sex doesn’t take **all night**!” \*\*

Can’t you share the guestroom?

😕

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/68 "2003-01-16T04:18:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*  
> \*\*Can’t you share the guestroom?
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> 😕 \*\*

That also has a twin bed.

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**Author:** ![Archergal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/69 "2003-01-17T02:28:25Z")

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You young folks are all (hopefully) going to be older some day.

THEN see how “gross” it is for two 50 (or 60, or 70+ year-olds) are making love!

I just hope I’m still around to do it and enjoy it!

Archergal  
50 and loving it (mostly)

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/70 "2003-01-17T05:14:04Z")

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For the last time-it’s NOT about how OLD they are! It’s that they’re bloody related to you!!!

They talked about sex all the time on _The Golden Girls_, and I never batted an eye. Hell, even Sophia talked about her sex life. No big deal.

But they’re not my relatives! I wouldn’t want to think about my teachers doing it, either, or whatever.

:smack:

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**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/71 "2003-01-17T05:19:41Z")

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I don’t like to think about my little brother doing it, and he’s not old. He’s 19 and engaged, so he probably does it. But… ewwwwww. He’s my baby brother!

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/72 "2003-01-17T13:51:33Z")

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I did that once. Ewww. Yuck.

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