I just wanna post so I can see the nifty stats in the side bar!

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<FONT SIZE=“1” color="#000099" face=“Arial, Verdana”>posted January 26, 2000 05:08 PM    
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</FONT><HR>TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS

  1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

  2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

  3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

  4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

  5. You’re using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: “How’s my driving-call 1-800--*.”

  6. Everyone’s head looks like an invitation to batting-practice.

  7. You’re convinced there’s a God and he’s male.

  8. You’re counting down the days until menopause.

  9. You’re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

  10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.</FONT></P>

This thread has not been destroyed by SterlingNorth.

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Is it?

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No, unfortunately, there is not. Although, it would really have to be “Favorite Deity” as it would have to include Imthecowgodmoo, pluto, the God of Frogs and David B. On the other hand, other categories have “Male” and “Female” divisions, so’d there be “Favorite Goddess” and “Favorite God”.

Maybe you could just start a thread on it…

Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

“[A]gainst stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain.” --J.C.F.S. as quoted by H.M.

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It may have already been said, but me too!
'Cause I really do wanna see those stats…

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Stats are NIFTY. Stats are NEAT-O.
I have 74 posts before my very own 500 party. Woohoo!

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I’m just trying to get myself more posts. I’ve gotta catch up. I wanna have more than Satan (yeah, right).

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

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You should’ve made that part of the deal for your soul, Surg.

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Computers are a passing fad-Red Green

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Padding my stats. Should I look up to those with more than 500 posts or should I suggest they should have more hobbies?

“You CAN’T be evil. 'Cos no matter how many ‘bad’ things you do on purpose,
you MUST be doing it because you think it’s the right thing to do.”

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Do both.

Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

“I’m a god. I’m not the God–I don’t think.” --P.C.

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Let’s see how many I’ve got…

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Is “Post-padding” anything like point shaving?