# I just wanna say you guys are so freaking cool

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-wanna-say-you-guys-are-so-freaking-cool/172288>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 1, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-wanna-say-you-guys-are-so-freaking-cool/172288 "2003-05-01T02:45:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-wanna-say-you-guys-are-so-freaking-cool/172288/41 "2003-05-01T21:15:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Qazzz \*  
> **I kind of hate that I stumbled across Straight Dope because now I can’t stop reading it.**

Coming soon, a great new twelve-step program.

“Hi everybody, my name is **Cervaise** and I spend at least an hour on the SDMB each and every day.”

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-wanna-say-you-guys-are-so-freaking-cool/172288/42 "2003-05-01T21:16:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Qazzz \*  
> \*\*It’s heartening to know that funny, intelligent people exist who are comfortable wasting their time.
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> 🙂 \*\*

Slacker geeks, unite!

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**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-wanna-say-you-guys-are-so-freaking-cool/172288/43 "2003-05-02T00:51:14Z")

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Welcome.

Dont forget to submit the mandatory stool sample to the mods.

I never tire of that one

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-wanna-say-you-guys-are-so-freaking-cool/172288/44 "2003-05-02T00:57:08Z")

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Lsura,

Next time don’t send in that picture of Marilyn Monroe from the first issue of Playboy, you need to get more obscure. I tell you, the guys on that committee on conouisseurs.

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-wanna-say-you-guys-are-so-freaking-cool/172288/45 "2003-05-02T02:11:21Z")

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I am quite cool… Off to get a sweatshirt.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-wanna-say-you-guys-are-so-freaking-cool/172288/46 "2003-05-02T02:31:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Qazzz \*  
> \*\*Yeah I first came up with Qaz many years ago. I hate coming up with nicknames based off of my real name or some physical trait or something, so I just took the three letters at the side of the keyboard. Pretty soon lots of Qaz’s started popping up, so I added some Z’s. 🙂 \*\*

That’s good! It’s important for people to get enough ZZ’s, especially if they stay up until all hours viewing porn, er, posting to Internet discussion boards!

🙂

Welcome, **Qazzz**!!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-wanna-say-you-guys-are-so-freaking-cool/172288/47 "2003-05-02T03:45:50Z")

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> _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \*  
> Love Kn\*ckers  
> _please?_

You little tramp! How did you get loose from the ropes?!

_…always looking for sex…_

;j

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-wanna-say-you-guys-are-so-freaking-cool/172288/48 "2003-05-02T08:07:01Z")

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“ **Captain Blunty** , you have been referred to as ‘the funny one.’ Is this reputation justified?”

“Yes. Yes it is.”

(Cue the canned laughter)

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-wanna-say-you-guys-are-so-freaking-cool/172288/49 "2003-05-02T14:04:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*You little tramp! How did you get loose from the ropes?!
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> _…always looking for sex…_
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> ;j \*\*

Am I losing my mind, or did you misquote me? Because that sounds like a very plaintive closing for a post -

Love, Kn\*ckers  
_please_

I like it, though. I should make that my sig.

P.S.: The ropes were no problem - I’m very flexible. Had to pop my shoulder out of joint to get out of the straitjacket, though.  
😉

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-wanna-say-you-guys-are-so-freaking-cool/172288/50 "2003-05-02T14:12:25Z")

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I would have spelled “straightjacket” correctly, but I’m saving my Gs and Hs for the Lean Times to come. I’m canning them to stockpile in the basement.  
You should do the same, cause I’m not going to be sharing.

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**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-wanna-say-you-guys-are-so-freaking-cool/172288/51 "2003-05-02T17:44:13Z")

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I think you mean “sharin’”.

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-wanna-say-you-guys-are-so-freaking-cool/172288/52 "2003-05-02T19:01:47Z")

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Actually, I meant “sharon”. That is SO not my name.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-wanna-say-you-guys-are-so-freaking-cool/172288/53 "2003-05-02T21:27:30Z")

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> _Posted by Kn_ckers \*  
> I would **h** ave spelled “strai **gh** tjacket” correctly, but I’m savin **g** my **G** s and **H** s for t **h** e Lean Times to come. I’m canning t **h** em to stockpile in t **h** e basement.  
> You s **h** ould do t **h** e same, cause I’m not **g** oin **g** to be s **h** arin **g**.

OY! Looks like lean times will still be lean for you if you continue at your current rate! Stockpiles disappear quickly. Trust me.

Enjoy,  
Steven  
[sub]I didn’t use any of my stockpile in my post. I did re-use yours. I appreciate your liberal use. It enables my re-use :D[/sub]

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-wanna-say-you-guys-are-so-freaking-cool/172288/54 "2003-05-03T02:34:48Z")

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Enjoy Steven?! Always with the sex!

btw, I have a whole lot of w’s if’n youse be need’n 'em.

Lots of these little buggers, too \> **’** \<

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