# I just want to say I am impressed **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 2, 2005, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610 "2005-01-02T01:01:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/21 "2005-01-02T23:29:01Z")
I would have thought that Punha slept nekkid. Now _that_ image is ruined for me. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/22 "2005-01-02T23:38:06Z")
I’ve always pictured him as the footed jammies type – but that might just be me. Well, _Desperate Housewives_ isn’t on tonight, so I’ll head out after _American Dreams_. And I have tomorrow off, so as long as I’m back before six (dinner with a friend) I’m good. Where exactly are we meeting? The Eiffel Tower seems a bit far – how about the St. Louis Arch? ---
**Author:** ![Sample\_the\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Sample\_the\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sample_the_Dog)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/23 "2005-01-02T23:41:51Z")
I love this board. It’s my kind of place. Just logging on the home page Puts a big smile on my face. I can afford five bucks at the door. Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this board. ---
**Author:** ![EmeraldGrue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dc4da7/32.png) [@EmeraldGrue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmeraldGrue)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/24 "2005-01-03T01:45:54Z")
May I add that I love this board too. Yes, love - though it’s probably just serotonin haziness induced by returning to the SDMB after a couple weeks’ hiatus :). On top of what everyone else said, it’s also a haven of exquisitely correct spelling, grammar and punctuation. It’s a small thing, maybe, but a rare one. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/25 "2005-01-03T03:48:38Z")
> [@EmeraldGrue](#): > > On top of what everyone else said, it’s also a haven of exquisitely correct spelling, grammar and punctuation. It’s a small thing, maybe, but a rare one. U R 5o Aw350m3, Dude!!111!!! Inter Office Memo to All Doper Agents: Meet at the nearest Starbucks located in your city. Ask for a _Double Latte Au Lait Expressochino with half and half, fat free whip cream and sprinkles._ You will be given your instructions at the bottom of the cup. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/26 "2005-01-03T03:50:30Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Inter Office Memo to All Doper Agents: > > Meet at the nearest Starbucks located in your city. Ask for a _Double Latte Au Lait Expressochino with half and half, fat free whip cream and sprinkles._ You will be given your instructions at the bottom of the cup. Addendum: she means on the inside of the cup, AFTER you drink the damn thing. Don’t ask why I know this, just pass me a couple paper towels and an ice pack. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/27 "2005-01-03T03:57:46Z")
**LifeonWry** is one of our more veteran agents. She has just been granted special Agent status where she talks to the phone in her bra. Congrats on your promotion, Agent **LifeonWry** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/28 "2005-01-03T05:58:27Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Sorry for the hijack, but really one must go with the blurting of Wonderful Ideas as they enter the Gray Space. In that spirit, allow me to post my husband’s idea of the Jackrabbit Vibrator Tampon. This could change life as we know it, girls. Oh, the OP - yeah, wonderful, civil people here, blah blah blah. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/29 "2005-01-03T12:26:08Z")
**Jack Rabbit Vibrator Tampon** No. no. no. **Tsunami Vibrator Tampon.** Wave after Wave after wave…of pure pleasure. Typical Man. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/30 "2005-01-03T12:31:41Z")
> [@Cinnamon Girl](#): > > I concur. > > 😉 I concur too… _whatever THAT means_ ---
**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/31 "2005-01-03T13:16:50Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Jackrabbit Vibrator Tampon. Oooh! Another one to add to the [New User Name](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=290572) thread! ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/32 "2005-01-03T15:39:01Z")
> [@LifeOnWry](#): > > Don’t ask why I know this, just pass me a couple paper towels and an ice pack. Just for the record, I poured that drink and I will testify in court that it wasn’t hot enough to fuse **Wry** ’s labia. Not to worry, folks, she’ll be fine. Nothing to see here. Move along. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/33 "2005-01-03T15:56:31Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > **Dopers Uniting For World Domination And Stuff.** Sorry, no brilliant acronym available at this time. All Neurons are jammed. Try again at a later time. Thank you. **D** opers **A** malgamated for **M** ulti- **N** ational **D** omination We are the DAMND! Tried to get an “E” in there, but I couldn’t come up with anything… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/34 "2005-01-03T15:59:13Z")
**D** opers **O** f **O** stentation **M** otives ? ---
**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/35 "2005-01-03T16:24:36Z")
Just stopping in to say I love you guys. I might lose my job for laughing so much and wasting so much time, but it’ll be worth it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/36 "2005-01-03T16:50:41Z")
> [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > **D** opers > **A** malgamated for > **M** ulti- > **N** ational > **D** omination > > We are the DAMND! > > Tried to get an “E” in there, but I couldn’t come up with anything… **D** opers **A** malgamated for **M** ulti- **N** ational _ **E** xtreme_ **D** omination 'Cause if it’s not _Extreme_, we can’t be bothered. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/37 "2005-01-03T17:26:31Z")
Okay, went to Starbucks, ordered the blah blah blah, and the message at the bottom of the cup was – “Hi Opal.” So am I on the bus or off the bus? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/38 "2005-01-03T17:33:21Z")
You’re on a _bus_? Oh dear. [sub]Code forty-two! Code forty-two![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/39 "2005-01-03T17:44:31Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Okay, went to Starbucks, ordered the blah blah blah, and the message at the bottom of the cup was – “Hi Opal.” > > So am I on the bus or off the bus? Are you on the wagon or off the wagon? On your meds or off your meds? It’s all so metaphorical right now. I burn your dog. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/40 "2005-01-03T17:45:03Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > _ **E** xtreme_ Now why didn’t _ **I** _ think of that? :smack: This just goes to show you the whole huge brains/learn humility thing is an important portion ofthese boards. I’m so happy I joined. I learned about The Dope after doing a search for “flies in urinals,” and I never left… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610.md?page=3)