# I just want to say I am impressed **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 2, 2005, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610 "2005-01-02T01:01:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/41 "2005-01-05T01:26:00Z")
> [@Master Sparky](#): > > While it was another that introduced me to this place (thank you, Dazz! šŸ™‚ ) it was the friendliness and wittiness of the folks posting here that hooked me. I felt welcomed from my first introductory post. Itā€™s so refreshing to find a forum like this. Yer welcome, **Sparky**. I told you these people were da shit. šŸ˜ƒ I think that this board is out of this world (in so many different ways, but I digress). I also felt welcome from the word ā€˜Goā€™, even though I never had an introductory post (Iā€™m too flippinā€™ shy. Go figure). Iā€™m proud of my addiction to the SDMB, and Iā€™ve even managed to assimilate someone into the hive. Now, where the hellā€™s my _toaster_? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/42 "2005-01-05T01:34:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Now, where the hellā€™s my _toaster_? I think you may have gotten confused as to the group for which you were recruiting. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/43 "2005-01-05T01:45:16Z")
> [@tomndebb](#): > > I think you may have gotten confused as to the group for which you were recruiting. Iā€™ll say. Toasters are on aisle three with the transvestites. This is where you get cellphone-bras. ---
**Author:** ![Sample\_the\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Sample\_the\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sample_the_Dog)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/44 "2005-01-05T03:28:18Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > In that spirit, allow me to post my husbandā€™s idea of the Jackrabbit Vibrator Tampon. **Featherlou** , your husband is a traitor. Iā€™m feeling superfluous already. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/45 "2005-01-05T03:48:02Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Okay, went to Starbucks, ordered the blah blah blah, and the message at the bottom of the cup was ā€“ ā€œHi Opal.ā€ > > So am I on the bus or off the bus? I told you not to drink that third cup!!! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/46 "2005-01-05T10:34:21Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > I told you not to drink that third cup!!! šŸ˜ƒ Right. So I see your name in the ā€œlast posterā€ column. I think to myself ā€œOh, Polyā€™s the last poster. I bet he cracked a joke.ā€ I was prePARED. I load the thread, I read your post. šŸ˜• I scroll up in the thread, wondering if I missed something, get to the point from which Iā€™d left off before, scroll back down wondering just what in the world Iā€™ve missed. Having resigned myself to one of two fates (1: I didnā€™t get it or 2: itā€™s a pop culture reference I missed), I alt-left in my browser to go back to MPSIMS and see if thereā€™s anything else interesting going on. I set it to refresh and briefly go back to my Civ3 game (one of two major distractions tonight, the other being Diablo 2. A guy can lose a lot of posting time to those two games). As soon as I get back to my game it hits me. Third cup. Opal. Duh-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That was SO bad! SO bad! Bad **Polycarp** , BAD! When came back, brought no pie for you! ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/47 "2005-01-05T10:41:26Z")
ā€¦ Ahhhhh, you already know what Iā€™m going to say. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/48 "2005-01-05T10:46:33Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > ā€¦ > > Ahhhhh, you already know what Iā€™m going to say. Penis ensued? ::FLEES:: ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/49 "2005-01-05T10:59:13Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > Penis ensued? > > ::FLEES:: The more you flee, the faster it will ensue. _Run, baby, run_! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/50 "2005-01-05T11:10:03Z")
Evidently I missed more posts than I thought. I sleep in at least some clothing, but nothing on my feet. The implications of penis ensuing the faster I run, re: me running naked through so many threads, is something Iā€™m going to leave the hell alone (beyond this, anyway). ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/51 "2005-01-05T14:26:22Z")
> [@LifeOnWry](#): > > Iā€™ll say. Toasters are on aisle three with the transvestites. > > This is where you get cellphone-bras. 42DD - do we have any in black, or perhaps a lovely shade of peach? And do they come with a headset, or do I just speak directly to my rack? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/52 "2005-01-05T15:11:16Z")
> [@Dazzling White Diamonds](#): > > 42DD - do we have any in black, or perhaps a lovely shade of peach? And do they come with a headset, or do I just speak directly to my rack? Well, as a specialist in rack-mounted communications equipment, Iā€¦ :: breaks into sweat :: ā€¦am sure that any arrangements you can come up with will be fine, just fineā€¦ :: wobble :: ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/53 "2005-01-05T15:15:06Z")
> [@Dazzling White Diamonds](#): > > 42DD - do we have any in black, or perhaps a lovely shade of peach? And do they come with a headset, or do I just speak directly to my rack? šŸ˜ƒ The obvious joke - ā€œLike some of the men I meetā€¦ā€ ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/54 "2005-01-05T19:13:02Z")
> [@Sample\_the\_Dog](#): > > > [@featherlou](#): > > > > In that spirit, allow me to post my husbandā€™s idea of the Jackrabbit Vibrator Tampon. > > Featherlou, your husband is a traitor. > > Iā€™m feeling superfluous already. What? You donā€™t do laundry? You donā€™t wash dishes or vacuum? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/55 "2005-01-05T19:37:17Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Yā€™know. > Iā€™ve been thinking lately about \*\*Taking Over The World and Dominating The Masses and All That Stuff \*\*. > > And this thread pops upā€¦And mentions we have Agents all over the globe and we are always in the city where Big Things happen. ( 911/ 311/Tsunami/Hurricanes and other such sundry) > > And gives me a Brilliant Idea: **Dopers Uniting For World Domination And Stuff.** Sorry, no brilliant acronym available at this time. All Neurons are jammed. Try again at a later time. Thank you. > Whoā€™s with me? > > Sorry for the hijack, but really one must go with the blurting of Wonderful Ideas as they enter the Gray Space. Hm. Didnā€™t you claim you were a short attention span Doper? How do we know you wonā€™t just forget and leave us high and dry? ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Sparky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8dc957/32.png) [@Master\_Sparky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Sparky)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610/56 "2005-01-05T23:52:37Z")
> [@Dazzling White Diamonds](#): > > 42DD - do we have any in black, or perhaps a lovely shade of peach? And do they come with a headset, or do I just speak directly to my rack? šŸ˜ƒ If a 42DD bra is not available in black, then there is _no_ justice in this world. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-want-to-say-i-am-impressed/282610.md?page=2)