# I killed a beaver (really: I killed the animal, I’m not talking about sex)

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I think the ass-beaver is probably related to the possadillo:

> [@AI image generation is getting crazy good](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-image-generation-is-getting-crazy-good/1017203/1151):
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> My [armadillo encounter](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-in-nature-i-saw/915854/3756) made me think about mixed relationships between my two [Great American Biotic Interchange](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_American_Interchange) neighbors.

[![](https://i.imgur.com/vC2487u.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/vC2487u.jpeg)  
If you ask nicely, our resident AI artists in that thread they can probably conjur up an ass-beaver for your viewing … pleasure.

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