# I killed Bambi last night! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 30, 2001, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-killed-bambi-last-night/52380 "2001-01-30T05:52:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-killed-bambi-last-night/52380/1 "2001-01-30T05:52:24Z")
OK, it was Bambi’s mother. I was going home from my mothers house and a doe ran out in front of my car. :eek: Damn! Broke my car too. I heartly recommend not hitting a hundred and some pound deer at a high rate of speed. I am angry for messing up my car. And feel guilty for killing the suicidal deer. Talk about mixed emotions. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-killed-bambi-last-night/52380/2 "2001-01-30T05:58:12Z")
Revedge , The important thing is that you are ok. You are aren’t you ? Was the deer insured ? 😃 Did you call animal control or something ? Will you be having venison for dinner tomorrow ? ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-killed-bambi-last-night/52380/3 "2001-01-30T06:00:02Z")
It’s okay honest. I killed Bambi’s mom also… twice. The funny part it is that it was 1 year exactly from the time I hit the first one to the time I hit the second one. Needless to say I didn’t drive that day next year. Anyways my car was a trooper I hit both deer in the same car that was about 3 years ago and the car is still going to this day. I do not understand I think it is on something… Anyways seems to be your okay and that is the most important part sorry about your car though. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-killed-bambi-last-night/52380/4 "2001-01-30T06:01:00Z")
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**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-killed-bambi-last-night/52380/5 "2001-01-30T06:06:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ayesha \* > \*\*Revedge , The important thing is that you are ok. You are aren’t you ? > > Was the deer insured ? 😃 Did you call animal control or something ? Will you be having venison for dinner tomorrow ? \*\* I’m typing this with my nose. 😃 Just kidding, Yes I am alright No, she wasn’t, but I am. Queen of All She Surveys is angry that I didn’t get some venison steaks. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-killed-bambi-last-night/52380/6 "2001-01-30T13:30:06Z")
Says Bambi’s Mom: > [@](#): > > There is danger in the woods today, my little one. Man has entered the Forest. > AND HE CAN’T DRIVE HIS G_DD_MN CAR WORTH A SH\*T!!! Those deer sure do swear like sailors, don’t they? Damn deer! 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-killed-bambi-last-night/52380/7 "2001-01-30T15:19:50Z")
Well, **Revedge** , count your blessings. A couple of years ago I killed a cow. :o HEY! Don’t look at me like that! She wasn’t supposed to be on the road! Life was pretty rough around the home place for a couple of months til my sister killed a recliner 😛 ---
**Author:** ![racerx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5e9695/32.png) [@racerx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racerx)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-killed-bambi-last-night/52380/8 "2001-01-30T16:57:59Z")
All I’m sayin’ is those deers don’t know how to drive.