# I kissed a drunk girl. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 10, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005 "2004-11-10T13:12:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/1 "2004-11-10T13:12:42Z")
I kissed a drunk girl. I kissed a drunk girl, yes I did. I kissed a drunk girl on the lips. I let my guard down, how could I have been so dumb? Her eyes were open, I know I am not the one. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/2 "2004-11-10T13:42:09Z")
Was she a good kisser? ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/3 "2004-11-10T13:44:19Z")
You don’t kiss a drunk girl; you liquor. ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/4 "2004-11-10T13:58:40Z")
The last drunk girl I kissed in now my wife of 5 years. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/5 "2004-11-10T15:16:28Z")
More importantly, did you see her underwear in whole or in part? If so you must marry her. It’s the code of the hills. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/6 "2004-11-10T15:19:46Z")
Did you cop a feel? ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/7 "2004-11-10T15:30:01Z")
I’m widely-known in my social circle for kissing drunk girls when I _am_ a drunk girl, myself. Oddly enough, I never seem to want to kiss drunk girls when I’m sober … I should get a shirt made up– **WARNING: May exhibit homosexual tendencies when intoxicated.** I bet I could make some money with those. ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/8 "2004-11-10T15:32:43Z")
I think you’re more likely to have drinks purchased for you. Lots and lots of drinks. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/9 "2004-11-10T15:35:52Z")
That’s an even better reason to make the shirt … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/10 "2004-11-10T15:36:09Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > I’m widely-known in my social circle for kissing drunk girls when I _am_ a drunk girl, myself. > > Oddly enough, I never seem to want to kiss drunk girls when I’m sober … I should get a shirt made up– **WARNING: May exhibit homosexual tendencies when intoxicated.** > > I bet I could make some money with those. Hell, I’d buy quite a few drinks for a girl wearing one of those. Get one and I guarantee you’ll never pay for a drink again. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/11 "2004-11-10T15:37:03Z")
\*makes a mental note not to drink with \*_Draelin \*\* or we’ll have to get married, which is illegal in a dozen states_ In other words: Same here! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/12 "2004-11-10T15:48:23Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > \*makes a mental note not to drink with \*_Draelin \*\* or we’ll have to get married, which is illegal in a dozen states_ Then we’d sober up and have to get a drive-through divorce in Reno. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/13 "2004-11-10T16:04:11Z")
Big deal. I 've _laid_ a drunk girl… ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/14 "2004-11-10T16:08:30Z")
I kicked a boy till he cried. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/15 "2004-11-10T16:12:00Z")
> [@](#): > > More importantly, did you see her underwear in whole or in part? If so you must marry her. It’s the code of the hills. Just to keep the wolves at bay, IIRC OP is jailbait (15?) and a girl. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![pontia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/839c29/32.png) [@pontia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pontia)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/16 "2004-11-10T16:21:52Z")
**Loach** Good job you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/17 "2004-11-10T16:40:00Z")
If I’m not mistaken, the OP consists of lyrics from “I Kissed A Drunk Girl” by Something Corporate. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/18 "2004-11-10T16:41:03Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > If I’m not mistaken, the OP consists of lyrics from “I Kissed A Drunk Girl” by Something Corporate. We were having fun with the stories, but you had to go and wreck it. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/19 "2004-11-10T17:08:53Z")
You kissed a girl! EEEWWWWW! Cooties! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/20 "2004-11-10T17:11:15Z")
> [@flamingbananas](#): > > I kissed a drunk girl. I kissed a drunk girl, yes I did. I kissed a drunk girl on the lips. I let my guard down, how could I have been so dumb? Her eyes were open, I know I am not the one. Put it to music, you’ve got a rather catchy lyric there. 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005.md?page=2)