# I kissed a drunk girl. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 10, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005 "2004-11-10T13:12:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/21 "2004-11-10T17:14:01Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > If I’m not mistaken, the OP consists of lyrics from “I Kissed A Drunk Girl” by Something Corporate. You just had to go and spoil the fun, now didn’t cha? 😛 Anywho, [here](http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/somethingcorporate/drunkgirl.html) are the lyrics. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/22 "2004-11-10T17:15:53Z")
> [@flamingbananas](#): > > You just had to go and spoil the fun, now didn’t cha? 😛 > > Anywho, [here](http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/somethingcorporate/drunkgirl.html) are the lyrics. _cough_ Of course. I knew that. _nodnod_ ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/23 "2004-11-10T17:51:52Z")
Wait I’m confused… You _did_ still kiss a drunk girl, right?? ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/24 "2004-11-10T17:55:31Z")
A drunk girl peed on me once. It all worked out okay, though, because the stain became much less noticeable once she puked on me. ---
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/25 "2004-11-10T18:06:42Z")
> [@Exgineer](#): > > A drunk girl peed on me once. > > It all worked out okay, though, because the stain became much less noticeable once she puked on me. Heh! I could use a good laugh. Let’s hear the story!! ---
**Author:** ![pontia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/839c29/32.png) [@pontia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pontia)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/26 "2004-11-10T18:21:31Z")
\*\*TwoTrouts \*\* I don’t remember us ever going out drinking together? You’re real name isn’t Jackson is it? 😕 What? I’m the only one who’s done this??? :o ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/27 "2004-11-10T18:26:31Z")
Once a drunk guy kissed me. On the cheek, thank god. So there was no chance of it turning me gay. But now that I think of it, I have been dressing better lately. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/28 "2004-11-10T18:27:48Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > I’m widely-known in my social circle for kissing drunk girls when I _am_ a drunk girl, myself. > > Oddly enough, I never seem to want to kiss drunk girls when I’m sober … I should get a shirt made up– **WARNING: May exhibit homosexual tendencies when intoxicated.** > > I bet I could make some money with those. Shouldn’t this be: WARNING: May exhibit Lesbian tendencies when intoxicated. Just asking because I’m curious. It seems sort of gay guy oriented the way it stands. Not that there is anything wrong with that. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/29 "2004-11-10T18:33:58Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > Shouldn’t this be: WARNING: May exhibit Lesbian tendencies when intoxicated. Just asking because I’m curious. It seems sort of gay guy oriented the way it stands. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Well, if we’re going to argue semantics, maybe I’ll just have it say **Feed Me Drinks And I Dig Chicks.** 🙂 Actually, if we’re going to be completely honest, it should probably say **Feed Me Drinks And I Dig Anybody That Has All Their Teeth And A Basic Knowledge Of General Hygiene. Pulse Optional.** ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/30 "2004-11-10T18:39:03Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Actually, if we’re going to be completely honest, it should probably say **Feed Me Drinks And I Dig Anybody That Has All Their Teeth And A Basic Knowledge Of General Hygiene. Pulse Optional.** ALL their teeth? What a snob. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/31 "2004-11-10T18:40:42Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > ALL their teeth? What a snob. 😃 Okay, okay, all their _front_ teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/32 "2004-11-10T18:42:46Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > **Feed Me Drinks And I Dig Anybody That Has All Their Teeth And A Basic Knowledge Of General Hygiene. Pulse Optional.** And, if you’ve drunk enough, it rhymes too. “Feed me drinks [incomprehensible]inks” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/33 "2004-11-10T18:43:17Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Actually, if we’re going to be completely honest, it should probably say **Feed Me Drinks And I Dig Anybody That Has All Their Teeth And A Basic Knowledge Of General Hygiene. Pulse Optional.** How basic? Just askin’. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/34 "2004-11-10T18:47:55Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > How basic? > Just askin’. \The four basic areas: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. And to same time, you can use the same brush.\ ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/35 "2004-11-10T18:52:06Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Oddly enough, I never seem to want to kiss drunk girls when I’m sober … I should get a shirt made up– **WARNING: May exhibit homosexual tendencies when intoxicated.** > > I bet I could make some money with those. You should SO make those on [Zazzle](http://www.zazzle.com). I’d steal the idea but it seems like it’s yours to run with. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/36 "2004-11-10T18:57:54Z")
I had a drunk girl full-on try to make out with me at a club one time. It was “drag-night” and she found out that I was straight. That was apparently all the excuse that she needed… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/37 "2004-11-10T19:05:51Z")
Well, this is interesting timing…for I too have kissed a girl. I kissed a girl, her lips were sweet She was just like kissing me (but better) I kissed a girl, won’t change the world But I’m so glad I kissed a girl! ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/38 "2004-11-10T19:09:19Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > I’m widely-known in my social circle for kissing drunk girls when I _am_ a drunk girl, myself. > > Oddly enough, I never seem to want to kiss drunk girls when I’m sober … I should get a shirt made up– **WARNING: May exhibit homosexual tendencies when intoxicated.** > > I bet I could make some money with those. I need one of those shirts too, though I’ve cut down on that as of late. Last summer, on the other hand … ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/39 "2004-11-10T19:16:38Z")
So **Penthouse** and **Cinemax** _weren’t_ lying to us… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/40 "2004-11-10T19:21:15Z")
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