# I kissed a drunk girl. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 10, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005 "2004-11-10T13:12:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/41 "2004-11-10T19:38:36Z")
**Two Trouts** for every boy. Jan and Dean. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/42 "2004-11-10T19:52:43Z")
_I kissed a drunk girl on the lips and with my hands I squeezed her hips I kissed a drunk girl, it’s no sham I’m getting lucky, Sam I am!_ With apologies to Dr. Seuss ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/43 "2004-11-10T20:10:52Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > So **Penthouse** and **Cinemax** _weren’t_ lying to us… Well, it’s not a universal phenomenon, you shouldn’t expect every girl you meet to hook up with her best friend just because you gave them each a Zima. Also, I have never been party to hot-hot-girl-on-girl action in the office, at a fast-food drive-thru, or in an alley behind a bar. No, wait. Scratch the bar part and replace it with “in an airplane bathroom” or something. But, to be honest, if I’m drunk enough that I forget I’m heterosexual, odds are that I’m also drunk enough to forget that I’d be self-conscious with people watching and scribbling down their Forum letters right then and there. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/44 "2004-11-10T20:27:26Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Okay, okay, all their _front_ teeth. why not \*none[/n] of their teeth? [Homer Simpson] Mmmmm, gum job… [/Homer Simpson] ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/45 "2004-11-10T20:59:17Z")
Once I saw Jordan kissing a drunk girl: I think she was a punk rock princess from Poughkeepsie. ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/46 "2004-11-10T22:00:59Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Once I saw Jordan kissing a drunk girl: I think she was a punk rock princess from Poughkeepsie. Well if you see Jordan in Cavanaugh Park, tell him about the straw dog. Oh, and beware of the hurricane. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/47 "2004-11-11T00:32:37Z")
> [@Exgineer](#): > > A drunk girl peed on me once. > > It all worked out okay, though, because the stain became much less noticeable once she puked on me. . . . said Eliza Doolittle in her new upper-class accent to the Duchess of Transylvania. Professor Higgens then ran her through with his walking stick. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/48 "2004-11-11T00:37:10Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Big deal. I 've _laid_ a drunk girl… I think i _might_ have done this. I can’t remember getting into her place, but I did wake up there, with no pants. Also my back was sore. That must’ve been one INSANE party ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/49 "2004-11-11T03:53:13Z")
> [@Exgineer](#): > > A drunk girl peed on me once. > > It all worked out okay, though, because the stain became much less noticeable once she puked on me. Thank you sir, for the best laugh I’ve had all damn day. Got me to clap and all! ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/50 "2004-11-11T03:53:15Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Okay, okay, all their _front_ teeth. But those are the first to go! ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/51 "2004-11-11T05:05:07Z")
> [@Portia](#): > > Thank you sir, for the best laugh I’ve had all damn day. Got me to clap and all! Better than giving you the clap. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/52 "2004-11-11T06:00:49Z")
flamingb- a few months ago, you made a comment about being propostiioned by guys which resulted in people here giving you advice about buying intimate toys. Now you tease us by quoting lyrics about kissing other girls… You want to see us in jail &/or Hell, don’cha?! _G_ ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/53 "2004-11-11T09:02:41Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > I kicked a boy till he cried. I got it, jjimm “when it’s sunny outside…” \I’ve only ever drunk kissed girls…bleh, bleh\ ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/54 "2004-11-11T10:17:47Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Well, if we’re going to argue semantics, maybe I’ll just have it say **Feed Me Drinks And I Dig Chicks.** 🙂 > > Actually, if we’re going to be completely honest, it should probably say **Feed Me Drinks And I Dig Anybody That Has All Their Teeth And A Basic Knowledge Of General Hygiene. Pulse Optional.** So How YOU Doin? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/55 "2004-11-12T19:55:15Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Well, if we’re going to argue semantics, maybe I’ll just have it say **Feed Me Drinks And I Dig Chicks.** 🙂 > > Actually, if we’re going to be completely honest, it should probably say **Feed Me Drinks And I Dig Anybody That Has All Their Teeth And A Basic Knowledge Of General Hygiene. Pulse Optional.** You show a remarkable talent for tee shirt design. Have you considered it as a career option? ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/56 "2004-11-12T20:12:18Z")
I just wanted to add that I’m immensely enjoying reading this thread. Oh, and… apropos of nothing: [Leslie]Good luck. We’re all counting on you. [/Nielsen] ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/57 "2004-11-12T20:39:47Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > I just wanted to add that I’m immensely enjoying reading this thread. I’m somewhat disappointed in you. I’d expected some serious innuendo by now. 😛 > [@LouisB](#): > > You show a remarkable talent for tee shirt design. Have you considered it as a career option? When my best friend bought a t-shirt that says “My Killer Robot Skullfucked Your Honor Student,” I realized that I could never come up with anything better, and decided to give it all up. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/58 "2004-11-12T20:45:03Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > I’m somewhat disappointed in you. I’d expected some serious innuendo by now. 😛 Cut to the quick! No, I refrained for two reasons - one, it’s hard to turn drunken lesbian kissing into more than a single entendre… single and a half, maybe… and secondly, after the NaNoWriMoDoWahDiddy thread exchanges, I felt I might be bordering on harassment, so I decided to back off a bit. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/59 "2004-11-12T21:06:01Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > … and secondly, after the NaNoWriMoDoWahDiddy thread exchanges, I felt I might be bordering on harassment, so I decided to back off a bit. 😉 Nah, it’s not actually harrassment until I tell you to stop. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/60 "2004-11-12T21:38:30Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Nah, it’s not actually harrassment until I tell you to stop. 😉 I’ll keep that in mind, then. I try to be cautious because I tend to be hint-oblivious. May I then offer another humble t-shirt suggestion : Front : Liquor? Back : How’d she taste? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005.md?page=4)