# I kissed a drunk girl. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 10, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005 "2004-11-10T13:12:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/61 "2004-11-12T21:49:52Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > I’ll keep that in mind, then. I try to be cautious because I tend to be hint-oblivious. I don’t give hints, I say stuff like “Get the hell away from me before I knock you into next week.” There’s no hinting. 🙂 I’m thinking of opening a bar based on this whole theme–I don’t know what to call it yet, but I’m sure someone here will have a suggestion or two. Ladies drink free as long as there’s a chance they’ll hook up with another girl, and men have to pay for drinks, but they’ll come in anyway. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/62 "2004-11-12T21:52:24Z")
The Lesbo-A Go-Go? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/63 "2004-11-12T21:53:27Z")
Replace 😕 with 😉 and add a :smack: for good measure. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/64 "2004-11-12T21:58:07Z")
All the waitresses are going to wear shirts that say “Instant Lesbian–Just Add Tequila.” ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/65 "2004-11-12T21:59:55Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > I don’t give hints, I say stuff like “Get the hell away from me before I knock you into next week.” There’s no hinting. 🙂 Good! As it should be. > [@](#): > > I’m thinking of opening a bar based on this whole theme–I don’t know what to call it yet, but I’m sure someone here will have a suggestion or two. Ladies drink free as long as there’s a chance they’ll hook up with another girl, and men have to pay for drinks, but they’ll come in anyway. Well, I’ve always wanted a bar named either High Spirits or Don’t Look, Ethyl - but those aren’t great fits for this. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/66 "2004-11-12T22:03:17Z")
Ooh! Ooh! Alcoholics Androgynous? ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/67 "2004-11-12T22:08:47Z")
_gasp_ You’re _brilliant._\* Just for that, you can be the bartender. Ten minutes ‘til quittin’ time. Then I’m gonna go get drunk … ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/68 "2004-11-12T22:09:50Z")
…or maybe I’ve started drinking already–don’t drink and code, people! Just don’t do it!!! _waiting 60 seconds_ Go! ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/69 "2004-11-12T22:55:24Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > I’m somewhat disappointed in you. I’d expected some serious innuendo by now. 😛 > > When my best friend bought a t-shirt that says “My Killer Robot Skullfucked Your Honor Student,” I realized that I could never come up with anything better, and decided to give it all up. 😉 You’re right; that’s a real show stopper. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/70 "2004-11-13T06:30:13Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > _gasp_ You’re _brilliant._\* Just for that, you can be the bartender. Wow, now I can turn girls into lesbians with the power of alcohol! As opposed to the usual way, with my sparkling personality. 😉 I can’t believe my idea rated the special boldtalic tags. ---
**Author:** ![sjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@sjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sjc)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/71 "2004-11-13T22:11:24Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > Shouldn’t this be: WARNING: May exhibit Lesbian tendencies when intoxicated. Just asking because I’m curious. It seems sort of gay guy oriented the way it stands. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I’m not so sure. In the first place there is nothing about “homosexual” that limits it to gay men. In the second place I think this sounds more official, which goes with the warning sign motif. In the third, and most important, place this wording alllows you to market it to a wider audience and thus make more money. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/72 "2004-11-14T15:07:52Z")
Dear SDMB, I never believed the posts I read on your board were real. But last weekend, I was out drinking with my girlfriends… ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/73 "2004-11-15T01:54:41Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Well, if we’re going to argue semantics, maybe I’ll just have it say **Feed Me Drinks And I Dig Chicks.** 🙂 > > Actually, if we’re going to be completely honest, it should probably say **Feed Me Drinks And I Dig Anybody That Has All Their Teeth And A Basic Knowledge Of General Hygiene. Pulse Optional.** Gosh… I live 18 miles from the Northern New Jersey border… –wipes perspiration from brow suddenly– What??? 😛 Cartooniverse ( it’s not a complete non-sequitor, her location is north jersey ) ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/74 "2004-11-15T04:58:44Z")
Blessed are the two-beer queers, for they are a source of eternal hope… ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/75 "2004-11-15T17:37:28Z")
_goes to get drunk at **CandidGamera** ’s new bar, buys herself a tequila_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005/76 "2004-11-15T17:59:08Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > _goes to get drunk at **CandidGamera** ’s new bar, buys herself a tequila_ 😉 But the ladies drink free! 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-kissed-a-drunk-girl/274005.md?page=3)