# I know! A new "I have a crush on..." And don't care what you say" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 15, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298 "2008-12-15T21:13:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/1 "2008-12-15T21:13:34Z")
1. Like her or not, nobody can deny to my face without a fight, that no matter her other assets (or not), that [Kim Kardashian](http://www.celebridiot.com/2008/12/15/kim-kardashian-2008-spike-tv-video-game-awards/spl67695_011/) has a gorgeous face. And I suspect she’s not the bubblehead she seems to be. 2. That thinnish blond that’s wearing the little black dress in that commercial where she does this hippy-like dance for some hair salon (Cutting Edge?)? I deeply want her. Tons of deeply in fact. I can’t for the life of me find a video of that commercial which is just as well, because I’d turn into one of those cocaine monkeys and do nothing all day long but watch it. 3. Jennifer Aniston never quite hit me. Always undeniably pretty, just missing something to flip her over the wall into lust-land. But the last few months, I’m all over her - something in her attitude, her opening up like a tender little flower standing in front of the bulldozer as it waits to rip the meadow apart and build in it’s place a pork processing plant, but that I gather up, re-plant into a clay pot and leave on my window ledge so that it grows in to a full plant that germinates so I can plant her in a new meadow that I can see from that same window and in a matter of a year fills the meadow? Know what I mean? Now I want her so we can practice naughty carnal things then sit on the rug on the floor in front of the fireplace, sip wine and discuss 19th century European art. Honestly I think we’re a perfect match. 1. The local NBC station here - WMAQ, now has achieved the Triple Crown of womanhood. A reporter, a weather reporter, and a sports reporter who together are a unified newscast sent from God just for me. Dopers from Chicago know I mean **Anna, Ginger and Paula**. The rest of you, Google and dream. Disclaimer: The station website pictures are horrible. Also, I recently traded e-mails with Anna on an unrelated informational matter and I think she’s after me now. Wished me a great holiday and all, which sounds innocent, but there was a hidden message I think. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/2 "2008-12-15T21:21:37Z")
A certain local rock singer. Yeah, I know, she’s married and has a baby. Yeah, I know she’s my girlfriend’s close friend. And yeah, they have a mutual friend who is also a hot rock singer, and is also married with children. I’m thinking foursome. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/3 "2008-12-15T21:25:36Z")
One of our local anchors is pretty smokin’, a very [sachse](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.dominiquesachse.tv/images/Splash4.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dominiquesachse.tv/&usg=__mcwT7oDB0jyDzDHdin9DISN3cQw=&h=527&w=720&sz=279&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=ieo-9LjxU7RdWM:&tbnh=102&tbnw=140&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddominique%2Bsachse%26ndsp%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX) lady. Yeah, I’m crushin’. ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/4 "2008-12-15T21:32:16Z")
I have a girl-crush on **Lindsay Lohan**. Her behaviour and antics make me :rolleyes: but you can’t say she doesn’t have a beautiful face. And her hair is absolutely divine when it’s red, still pretty when it’s blonde. When she dresses up and makes an effort to appear stunning, she [absolutely](http://www.dlisted.com/node/29412/images/wenn5212683.jpg) pulls it off. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/5 "2008-12-15T21:35:26Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > 1. The local NBC station here - WMAQ, now has achieved the Triple Crown of womanhood. A reporter, a weather reporter, and a sports reporter who together are a unified newscast sent from God just for me. Dopers from Chicago know I mean **Anna, Ginger and Paula**. The rest of you, Google and dream. Disclaimer: The station website pictures are horrible. Also, I recently traded e-mails with Anna on an unrelated informational matter and I think she’s after me now. Wished me a great holiday and all, which sounds innocent, but there was a hidden message I think. Did you read the Chicago Tribune last week, I think it was? There was an article that among other things mentioned that they were the backup dancers/models for a cover of “Addicted to Love”, with Gerry Meier doing a spoken-word version of the vocals. It was a fundraiser concert, can’t remember the Good Cause it was for, and Richard Marx was the actual singer who performed some songs between the covers sung by various local media types. Oh hey, [YouTube version](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_0sUCb_i9Y&feature=related). And now I see that Paula wasn’t there, but Natalie Martinez was, along with Tracey Butler from, IIRC, some other network. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/6 "2008-12-15T22:22:50Z")
Hey, **Mr. Bus Guy** , are you sure it wasn’t [this](http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/its_okay_im_attractive)woman? ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/7 "2008-12-15T22:24:16Z")
There’s a reporter named Autria Godfrey who has caught my attention – I guess she works for some station out in the DC/VA area and sends reports from Washington to LA. Lovely looking lady. And when I was in DC last week, I got to see her at a Wizards game since she works as part of the Wizards’ entertainment team on game nights. I’m having a hard time finding a good picture of her, so [this](http://www.nba.com/media/wizards/autria_200_071120.jpg) will have to do. ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/8 "2008-12-15T22:27:23Z")
Met this girl recently at work. And she might be smart, or funny, or something- I wouldn’t know. Because she has the most ridiculously beautiful eyes that I go all mushy when we make eye contact, and it took my about two full days of talking to her to be able to remember her name. Sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/9 "2008-12-15T23:37:20Z")
**Asimovian** , Very nice. Upon further review (and finally home, away from firewalls), it not Missy, it was this one. [Dorothy Mays](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Mays) ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/10 "2008-12-15T23:43:36Z")
Dane Cook. Yeah, he’s an arrogant, toolish man-child, but [damn](http://obscuresportsquarterly.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/cookdane.jpg) if that smirk doesn’t give me shivers. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/11 "2008-12-15T23:45:31Z")
I’m still in love with Jude Law. I probably wouldn’t actually let his penis near me, considering how fertile he seems to be (note I say probably) but I just love him. ---
**Author:** ![Convict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Convict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Convict)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/12 "2008-12-16T00:17:51Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > 1. **Anna, Ginger and Paula**. The only reason I watch WMAQ is because one day they will have all three on one newscast and I will have 30 minutes of bliss. They’ve teased me in the past–Paula and Anna, Anna and Ginger, but never all three together. When that day occurs it will be my cheer of joy heard throughout this land as I gaze upon the holy trinity of news in Chicago. Until that day arrives you know where to find me at 10 P.M… And in the event I may have missed them together, please don’t tell me. I don’t think my heart could handle it. ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/13 "2008-12-16T01:02:24Z")
I think Helen Mirren and Judi Dench are two of the most smoking-hot actresses out there. Not thirty years ago. Right now! Mmmmmm, Judi Dench with her glued-on sangfroid grimace in the Bond flicks. Give me 20 minutes, and I’ll just bet I could make _that_ go away! OK, maybe 40 minutes. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/14 "2008-12-16T01:44:26Z")
Alton Brown. I’m dead serious (although his new haircut is awful). Intelligent geeky guys do it for me… ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/15 "2008-12-16T15:49:40Z")
> [@Convict](#): > > The only reason I watch WMAQ is because one day they will have all three on one newscast and I will have 30 minutes of bliss. They’ve teased me in the past–Paula and Anna, Anna and Ginger, but never all three together. When that day occurs it will be my cheer of joy heard throughout this land as I gaze upon the holy trinity of news in Chicago. > > Until that day arrives you know where to find me at 10 P.M… > > And in the event I may have missed them together, please don’t tell me. I don’t think my heart could handle it. When I am **Total Emperor of the World** , they will be my personal\*\* Bringers of News\*\*, and report the news to me in person every single day. I’ll let you watch from the window. ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/16 "2008-12-16T16:38:18Z")
Emma Thompson. Her voice gets me every, EVERY darn time. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/17 "2008-12-16T16:44:28Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > 1. Jennifer Aniston > > … a pork processing plant You got that right! ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/18 "2008-12-16T21:03:44Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > I’m still in love with Jude Law. I probably wouldn’t actually let his penis near me, considering how fertile he seems to be (note I say probably) but I just love him. You ‘n’ me both. I _would_ let it near me, no questions asked. I’m remembering, of course, how he looked in _The Talented Mr. Ripley_. I wonder how ol’ Jude is looking nowadays? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/19 "2008-12-16T21:07:58Z")
Mark Harmon. Oh yes, Special Agent Gibbs, take me into that room and make me talk… He is one fine hunk of eye candy. ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/20 "2008-12-16T21:13:17Z")
> [@teela\_brown](#): > > You ‘n’ me both. I _would_ let it near me, no questions asked. I’m remembering, of course, how he looked in _The Talented Mr. Ripley_. I wonder how ol’ Jude is looking nowadays? [Not](http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=10&evt=watson-jude&pic=dr-watson-jude-law-05.jpg) too shabby, though the fake mustache really doesn’t do it for me. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298.md?page=2)