# I know! A new "I have a crush on..." And don't care what you say" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 15, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298 "2008-12-15T21:13:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CAT\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@CAT\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CAT_1)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/21 "2008-12-16T22:17:57Z")
I can’t remember the last time I had a “crush” on a celebrity type person. Oh sure I think Hugh Jackman and Liam Neeson are handsome manly men, and not the sterotypical pretty boys of Hollywood, but as far as a real crush…hmmm…I think my son’s peditrition is very crushable! We only see him once, maybe twice a year tops. I often wonder if the poor sexy Dr. has dozens of moms bringing in their kids with minor coughs or less, just for a visit with him. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/22 "2008-12-16T22:27:07Z")
Robert Sean Leonard, who plays Dr. Wilson on _House_, is very biteable. I love his large, poignant eyebrows. ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/23 "2008-12-16T22:50:00Z")
Jeff Goldblum. I know, I know…everyone rides me about it, but damn if he just doesn’t completely do it for me. If you haven’t seen Mr. Frost, you probably won’t understand, but if you have – well, there you go. He lets his sexiness run rampant in that flick and that was where I learned that he was the potion for my lust. The way he talks, moves, everything. It’s sad, really, I know he’d never give me a second glance, but DAYUM! Oh, and I have this fantasy involving the Wilson brothers…Luke behind, because I just find Owen so pretty to look at. Aside from that, nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/24 "2008-12-16T22:54:35Z")
Kaley Cuoco on **Big Bang Theory**. [http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3725693952/nm019250](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3725693952/nm019250) She is delicious. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/25 "2008-12-16T23:09:10Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > 1. Like her or not, nobody can deny to my face without a fight, that no matter her other assets (or not), that [Kim Kardashian](http://www.celebridiot.com/2008/12/15/kim-kardashian-2008-spike-tv-video-game-awards/spl67695_011/) has a gorgeous face. And I suspect she’s not the bubblehead she seems to be. I am a fan of all of her assets, but her sex tape and opinions from one of her high school classmates have dampened my lust somewhat. But the girl is hot. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Understander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@The\_Understander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Understander)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/26 "2008-12-16T23:09:31Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > 1. The local NBC station here - WMAQ, now has achieved the Triple Crown of womanhood. A reporter, a weather reporter, and a sports reporter who together are a unified newscast sent from God just for me. Dopers from Chicago know I mean **Anna, Ginger and Paula**. The rest of you, Google and dream. Disclaimer: The station website pictures are horrible. Also, I recently traded e-mails with Anna on an unrelated informational matter and I think she’s after me now. Wished me a great holiday and all, which sounds innocent, but there was a hidden message I think. I think she’s totally into you. Ginger and I are looking to double sometime, you guys should totally come to Lawry’s with us! _wakes up_ Blast. ---
**Author:** ![Tixenfleaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9a140/32.png) [@Tixenfleaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tixenfleaz)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/27 "2008-12-17T05:29:50Z")
Mmmmmmm, the cute little beach bunny girlfriend of the grumpy **GEICO** caveman. Curse my fear of his primitive monkey strength!!! I would _soooo_ make a run on that. ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/28 "2008-12-17T05:59:38Z")
CNBCs Erin Burnett. She’s just sexy. [http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/82932857.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26c%3DViewImages%26k%3D2%26d%3D17A4AD9FDB9CF193F1A54CE2C4AF7C23D5DABB7C048CEFD45A5397277B4DC33E&imgrefurl=http://www.jamd.com/image/g/82932857&usg=\_\_EWgsIE519oQFKhljsW9MVWgq98E=&h=594&w=465&sz=42&hl=en&start=393&tbnid=YqWg249HLXNhWM:&tbnh=135&tbnw=106&prev=/images%3Fq%3Derin%2Bburnett%26start%3D378%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/82932857.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26c%3DViewImages%26k%3D2%26d%3D17A4AD9FDB9CF193F1A54CE2C4AF7C23D5DABB7C048CEFD45A5397277B4DC33E&imgrefurl=http://www.jamd.com/image/g/82932857&usg=__EWgsIE519oQFKhljsW9MVWgq98E=&h=594&w=465&sz=42&hl=en&start=393&tbnid=YqWg249HLXNhWM:&tbnh=135&tbnw=106&prev=/images%3Fq%3Derin%2Bburnett%26start%3D378%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN) ---
**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/29 "2008-12-17T06:30:15Z")
Celebrity crush—Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs. Humina-humina-humina! RL crush—the guy who used to be my office mate, Derek. He’s my “adopted” little brother but damn and more damn, if I was younger and not married, I’d be all over him like a cheap suit. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/30 "2008-12-17T12:52:31Z")
It feels wrong, wrong, wrong to call it a crush, because I know him personally and love him like family… but Ace Young. [![](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/PapSett/Ace/ace-young-grease-broadway-show-0-1.jpg) ](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/PapSett/Ace/ace-young-grease-broadway-show-0-1.jpg) [![](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/PapSett/Ace/82786299.jpg) ](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/PapSett/Ace/82786299.jpg) [![](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/PapSett/Ace/tn-500_grs10.jpg) ](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/PapSett/Ace/tn-500_grs10.jpg) Tho I preferred his hair long: [![](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/PapSett/Ace/AceinCincy5-19-07120crop.jpg) ](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/PapSett/Ace/AceinCincy5-19-07120crop.jpg) I am getting used to the shorter look for his role in Grease on Broadway, Never mind the 20 year age difference, the love-him-like-family stuff. I’d do him in a New York minute. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/31 "2008-12-17T13:30:26Z")
I also have it for Jeff Goldblum. Go figure. And I’ve got a serious case for Billy Connolly. He’s just all hair and Scottish accent and…sigh… ---
**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/32 "2008-12-17T13:32:18Z")
Anne Hathaway and Billie Piper are all kinds of hot. Fortunately for my wife they both live in different countries and are extraordinarily unlikely to be interested in someone like me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmswai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/59ef9b/32.png) [@harmswai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmswai)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/33 "2008-12-17T14:30:44Z")
not so much a “crush”, but a “wouldn’t turn down” for sure: Natalie Portman. She’s so alluring, in a sweet and innocently sexy way. So petite, so hot. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/34 "2008-12-17T14:46:55Z")
> [@teela\_brown](#): > > You ‘n’ me both. I _would_ let it near me, no questions asked. I’m remembering, of course, how he looked in _The Talented Mr. Ripley_. I wonder how ol’ Jude is looking nowadays? Tho the movie was ok, and the girl was awful, I loved him in _Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow_. The right accent, the right look, and dear god, the right clothes. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/35 "2008-12-17T15:15:58Z")
> [@Tixenfleaz](#): > > Mmmmmmm, the cute little beach bunny girlfriend of the grumpy **GEICO** caveman. > > Curse my fear of his primitive monkey strength!!! I would _soooo_ make a run on that. I always stop what I’m doing when the motorcycle commercial comes on to ogle the blonde. Then I think, “What in the hell do I want with a girl that would do a caveman?” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/36 "2008-12-17T15:46:53Z")
Halle Berry in _Race the Sun_. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/37 "2008-12-17T17:14:59Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Tho the movie was ok, and the girl was awful, I loved him in _Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow_. The right accent, the right look, and dear god, the right clothes. You don’t say. ::Taking notes for a trip to Blockbuster:: ---
**Author:** ![Tixenfleaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9a140/32.png) [@Tixenfleaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tixenfleaz)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/38 "2008-12-17T17:19:26Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > I always stop what I’m doing when the motorcycle commercial comes on to ogle the blonde. Then I think, “What in the hell do I want with a girl that would do a caveman?” As I am both churlish and hairier than a coconut, I rather approve of her taste in men. (And, well, pre-men.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/39 "2008-12-17T17:20:06Z")
> [@teela\_brown](#): > > You don’t say. > > ::Taking notes for a trip to Blockbuster:: OMG, you haven’t seen it? It’s one of the very few movies I will gush like a girl over. Hang on… This: [http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQyMDgyMzI4OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTAzNzQ3.\_V1.\_SX485\_SY273\_.jpg](http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQyMDgyMzI4OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTAzNzQ3._V1._SX485_SY273_.jpg) and this: [http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040810/164318\_\_sky\_l.jpg](http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040810/164318__sky_l.jpg) and this: [![](http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40105000/jpg/_40105838_skycaptain1.jpg) ](http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40105000/jpg/_40105838_skycaptain1.jpg) and this: [http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/shows/news/sky\_captain\_ofthe\_world\_tomorrow/wot\_2.jpg](http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/shows/news/sky_captain_ofthe_world_tomorrow/wot_2.jpg) And that’s not counting the really good ones I have at home. If you like, I can send them… ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/40 "2008-12-17T17:27:10Z")
Hayden Panatierre. ::slobber, drool:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298.md?page=3)