# I know! A new "I have a crush on..." And don't care what you say" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 15, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298 "2008-12-15T21:13:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/61 "2009-01-02T02:48:10Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > 1. The local NBC station here - WMAQ, now has achieved the Triple Crown of womanhood. A reporter, a weather reporter, and a sports reporter who together are a unified newscast sent from God just for me. Dopers from Chicago know I mean **Anna, Ginger and Paula**. The rest of you, Google and dream. Disclaimer: The station website pictures are horrible. Also, I recently traded e-mails with Anna on an unrelated informational matter and I think she’s after me now. Wished me a great holiday and all, which sounds innocent, but there was a hidden message I think. Are you able to recite from memory the top news, weather and sports stories without salivating? ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/62 "2009-01-04T14:54:35Z")
My celebrity crush: [http://www.wimp.com/realtalk/](http://www.wimp.com/realtalk/). He’s amazing! No, _NOT_ Conan. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/63 "2009-01-05T08:06:30Z")
Celebrities? My newish one is [Jesse Hutch](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1237948/). He’s [handsome](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1630703616/nm1237948) in the way that the guys I lust after in real life are: dark hair, dark eyes, fit, not _too_ tall…and a few years younger than me, which is true of half my real life crushes as well. My real life crush doesn’t seem like a good idea at the moment, but we’ll see what next month brings. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/64 "2009-01-05T09:32:28Z")
On the most recent _Foreign Exchange with Daljit Dhaliwal_, I saw Kavita Ramdas of the [Global Fund for Women](http://www.globalfundforwomen.org/cms/about-gfw/staff/kavita-n.-ramdas.html). She has one of those strikingly off-kilter jaws, which just made her face more fascinating. I think she fits nicely in my long list of absolutely futile crush objects that make no sense to anyone I know. ---
**Author:** ![Thom\_Yorke\_s\_Left\_Eye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@Thom\_Yorke\_s\_Left\_Eye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thom_Yorke_s_Left_Eye)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/65 "2009-01-05T09:45:42Z")
Thom Yorke. God, I love that wonky eye of his, too. [http://www.thom-yorke.info/include/photos/thom\_yorke3.jpg](http://www.thom-yorke.info/include/photos/thom_yorke3.jpg) I would do about a hundred things to him. ---
**Author:** ![Reply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reply/32/15952_2.png) [@Reply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reply)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/66 "2009-01-05T12:02:46Z")
Ooh, ooh! That’s it. This thread is over. I hereby present the French newscaster-turned-goddess: [Melissa Theuriau](http://spartacus.drogers.net/images/full/melissa-theuriau.jpg) (and [more](http://images.google.com/images?q=Melissa%20Theuriau&btnG=Search+Images), possibly NSFW) She’s: [ul] [li]Gorgeous :D[/li][li]Into journalism :D[/li][li]French-speaking (a plus in my book… god, there’s no one I’d rather hear speak it ) :D[/li][li]Gorgeous :D[/li][li]Did I mention heart-stoppingly, breathtakingly, pulse-arrestingly drop-dead gorgeous? :D[/li][/ul] It’s probably bad form, but can I quote myself? > [@Reply](#): > > That’s it. This thread is over. I hereby present the French newscaster-turned-goddess Melissa Theuriau. QFT, brother! I don’t remember what I was doing when I first saw her. I just remember the world disappearing around me, leaving only her eyes and her smile… and I just gazed into that photo for hours and hours and she was all I could think about for days. It was like falling in love for the first time again. And when I finally looked away and closed my eyes, I had only one thought in my head: There \*is \*a god! Did I mention that she’s [GORGEOUS](http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/906/9906-melissa-theuriau-picture.htm)? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![legalsnugs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@legalsnugs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legalsnugs)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/67 "2009-01-05T13:34:28Z")
[Zachary Levi](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3092025600/nm1157048). Even playing a nerd, he has \*so \*got It! ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/68 "2009-01-08T21:10:09Z")
> [@Reply](#): > > Ooh, ooh! > > _[blah blah blah…]_ Melissa Theuriau … Meh. She’s no [Virginie LeDoyen.](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001461/) ---
**Author:** ![Reply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reply/32/15952_2.png) [@Reply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reply)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/69 "2009-01-08T21:32:46Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > Meh. She’s no [Virginie LeDoyen.](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001461/) Yeah, ok, on a scale from 1 to 10, she gets a high 8 or so… but how could an 8 compare to INFINITY ZILLION PLUS TWO? Utter blasphemy. You should be ashamed. ---
**Author:** ![Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_the_Impaler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/70 "2009-01-08T22:41:01Z")
I would totally do George Bush. (It’s the hair, the accent, and the smirk. The amalgam that brings forth powerful memories of a handful of lovers from my Texas days… ) I hate myself. ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/71 "2009-01-08T22:47:23Z")
> [@niblet\_head](#): > > I would totally do George Bush. > > (It’s the hair, the accent, and the smirk. The amalgam that brings forth powerful memories of a handful of lovers from my Texas days… ) > > I hate myself. They have [trepanation](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanation) for that. ---
**Author:** ![longPath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@longPath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/longPath)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298/72 "2009-01-08T23:14:14Z")
As this thread still seems to have serious legs, allow me to add my crush… [Molly and her ukulele](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrUwqc0sF7U) Be sure to check out her other original song “My Hope” Oh, and I totally second Kari Byron. LP [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-new-i-have-a-crush-on-and-dont-care-what-you-say-thread/477298.md?page=3)