# I know a Playboy finalist! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 15, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-playboy-finalist/213396 "2003-11-15T06:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-playboy-finalist/213396/1 "2003-11-15T06:35:41Z")
I know a girl who’s a finalist for the Playboy “Girls of Wal-Mart” pictorial. This is truly both pointless and mindless. I mean, anyone who knows me knows the area of the country I live in, so figuring out who she is should be pretty elementary. Anyway, I knew that she had a profile on [www.ratemybody.com](http://www.ratemybody.com), and that she had a website which featured webcam pics and stuff, but no nudity. Until now. I mean, she’s not a DEAR friend. More like a casual acquaintance. But she’s also very cute. And now, after ponying up the $20 to access the website, I’ve seen her naked. Which, I’ll confess, is going to make it a little strange the next time I talk to her. The nub of it is, I was actually a little disappointed. Her nipples are too big. It’s one thing if I discover that after dating someone, where there’s already an attachment. However, I know this beforehand, which puts a crimp in any crush I might have had on her. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-playboy-finalist/213396/2 "2003-11-15T06:48:48Z")
GAWD, I hate big nipples… ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-playboy-finalist/213396/3 "2003-11-15T08:14:25Z")
Very easy indeed. Although it looks to me like it’s not really her nipples that are large but rather the areolas. She’s very cute though with and without clothes. Very girl next doory. My 2nd favorite over all. CO leads but not by much. I want to give you some advice but I’ve got nothing. Think she’ll sign the pics if you buy the mag? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-playboy-finalist/213396/4 "2003-11-15T08:35:19Z")
Y’know, **Fern** , upon further viewing (strictly for purposes of this conversation, you understand), you’re right. It’s the areolas. But it’s still a little off-putting. Do I think she’ll sign the pics? Dunno. She’s always been a little aloof. But that’s also a little bit of the appeal. CO, huh? Must go do research. Although I DID notice Cali… ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-a-playboy-finalist/213396/5 "2003-11-15T09:00:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\*CO, huh? Must go do research. Although I DID notice Cali… \*\* She is pretty stunning. One of those so freakin’ pretty and perfect they don’t look real and hence aren’t as attrative if that makes sense. But those dark haired girls next door. Les sigh.