# I know everything! Ask me questions. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 30, 2018, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-everything-ask-me-questions/807836 "2018-01-30T21:54:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-everything-ask-me-questions/807836/41 "2018-01-31T23:10:15Z")
Wake up Oracle I need answers. Do you know Cecil Adams? I thought he knew everything, do you disagree? Is Ed Zotti pulling our leg9 ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-everything-ask-me-questions/807836/42 "2018-02-01T07:59:32Z")
> [@x-ray\_vision](#): > > BTW, if you ask it a question it believes is to vague to answer, it will ignore that question and you are not given a chance at asking a replacement question, e.g., “is there a god?” would be considered too vague to answer because of competing definitions of “god.” In my opinion, an entity that knew everything should greet me with a no or yes as soon as we met because s/he would know beforehand not only what question I was going to ask but also which notion of god I had in mind. On the other hand, if such entity and I met one day s/he would have absolutely no answers for me simply because I know everything too. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-everything-ask-me-questions/807836/43 "2018-02-01T08:14:45Z")
1. Is there intelligent life on other planets that we can detect from here? 2. Was Fermat’s ‘marvellous demonstration’ of his last theorem real? 3. Does P=NP? ---
**Author:** ![Mavic\_Chen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mavic\_Chen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mavic_Chen)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-everything-ask-me-questions/807836/44 "2018-02-01T09:52:13Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Got this tune stuck in my head but I can’t think of the song. It goes “Hm hmm _him_.” What the hell is it? I think it’s [this one](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_%28Go_to_Him%29) (thanks Al). ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-everything-ask-me-questions/807836/45 "2018-02-01T14:45:35Z")
1. Will the Patriots win Sunday’s Super Bowl? 2. Who killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman? 3. Wht are next week’s winning Power Ball numbers? ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Shine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr_shine/32/464_2.png) [@Mr\_Shine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Shine)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-everything-ask-me-questions/807836/46 "2018-02-01T14:53:40Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > 1. Will the Patriots win Sunday’s Super Bowl? > 2. Who killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman? > 3. Wht are next week’s winning Power Ball numbers? 1. Answer refused. 2. Yes 3. Yes ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-everything-ask-me-questions/807836/47 "2018-02-01T16:00:53Z")
Why is Tom Hanks in every other movie? ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-everything-ask-me-questions/807836/48 "2018-02-01T17:31:37Z")
I never knew the concept of a “yes” or “no” question was so difficult to understand… ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-everything-ask-me-questions/807836/49 "2018-02-01T18:44:31Z")
Ok- _should_ Tom Hanks be in every other movie? ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-everything-ask-me-questions/807836/50 "2018-02-01T18:53:52Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Ok- _should_ Tom Hanks be in every other movie? Was there actually an alternate ending to Big? ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-everything-ask-me-questions/807836/51 "2018-02-01T21:37:00Z")
1. Are we really the only 2 beings in the universe who know everything? 2. Is knowing everything as big a pain in the ass for you as it is for me? 3. Wanna go get a drink? It would all be just polite small talk, though , because I already know his answers. And he knows I know. And I know that he knows that I know… That’s why we need the drink. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-everything-ask-me-questions/807836.md?page=2)