# I know formeragent **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 6, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663 "2000-01-06T16:59:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/21 "2000-01-06T20:41:00Z")
Mannmade, Mademan, I don’t give one fuzzy rat’s ass. So _there_! 😛 * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy [The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm) [Join the FSH Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm) ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/22 "2000-01-06T20:58:00Z")
Gr8Kat… Oh, BeHave! (done in my best Austin Powers voice) You put the grrrrr in “swinger”! lol! Zette * * * Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high. Not enough and you’re gonna die… [Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html)[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/23 "2000-01-06T21:02:00Z")
Okay, this is only gonna make sense to fans of _Friends_… You messed it up. You’re _stupid_. * * * He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break. And while Yori raged against his unbending courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back. His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought. -_Yakamo’s Funeral_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/24 "2000-01-06T21:04:00Z")
You are tacky Gr8Kat. Plain and simple. Looking for people to haze, hate, and harass. I will not just wander and stare at columns for the next few weeks, and yes i will engage in conversations, but you attempt to make mockery of me: “who is FORMERAGENT”, a question everyone has yet to answer, yes I read his posts, but no where did he or anyone else, say who he was, how he knows his info, or why I should read his postings. And as I read, I called Ed and David since they were the first people I heard about from MY READING, done in the posts made. So is there another reason you could hate me or harass me now? Maybe my race? religion? um sex? lets see anything else maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/25 "2000-01-06T21:30:00Z")
You think _I’m_ tacky, you should see my livingroom! It’s never going to make it to the cover of Better Homes and Gardens. Seriously, I think people who post here without having a clue as to what the Straight Dope is (literally and figuratively) are tacky. You’re here to learn. That requires readiing as well as asking questions. If you don’t want to learn, then there are plenty of other places you can go to just chat. I don’t know who FORMERAGENT, et al, are, but I have a hunch he/they are regulars who like jerking people around, or worse, newbies who like jerking Dopers around. And anyone who registered within the last couple days and posts only in his threads or in threads about him immediately sets off my bullshit detector. If you actually _care_ about the message board, then go participate and stay the hell out of these threads that are freaking you out, you simpering whiny-assed pissant. My first real flame! I’m so proud! I’ve probably disqualified myself for the Miss Congeniality award, though, haven’t I? Dang! * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy [The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm) [Join the FSH Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/26 "2000-01-06T21:31:00Z")
Mikeylikesit said > [@](#): > > So is there another reason you could hate me or harass me now? Maybe my race? religion? um sex? lets see anything else maybe? Nope. Your stupidity and insanity or more than enough. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Thin_Skin)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/27 "2000-01-06T21:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > My first real flame! I’m so proud! I’ve probably disqualified myself for the Miss Congeniality award, though, haven’t I? Dang! Now,now don’t sell yourself short. Next time you’re at the parade watch Miss so-and-so, in addition to waving, she’s also mouthing something. Usually it things like “My you’re ugly,” or “You’re a strange little troll.” Remember Nancy Kerrigan, and her conversation with Mickey Mouse? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/28 "2000-01-06T21:45:00Z")
Thanks for setting me straight and showing me what a “troll” should look and sound like. I wasnt whining by the way, I was curious. ---
**Author:** ![cleosia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@cleosia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cleosia)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/29 "2000-01-06T21:48:00Z")
Gr8Kat, I don’t know, your response warmed my heart. 🙂 I’d vote for your for Ms. Congeniality! * * * Bitch by Birth ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/30 "2000-01-06T21:55:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Thanks for setting me straight and showing me what a “troll” should look and sound like. See those faces in the mirror – all of them? That’s what a troll looks like. Aren’t you late for hacking into a foreign spy satellite or something? Or are you just overdue for your next lithium dose? * * * Jodi _Fiat Justitia_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/31 "2000-01-06T22:09:00Z")
What a bitch!??! at least you are in the right place for it. And no I have no where to be but here, since I’m not any of those people. Oh by the way, hows the hormone therpay going ladies, looking any more feminine yet? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/32 "2000-01-06T22:11:00Z")
nevermind, dont reply. im going to another topic, another room, so your tacky childish barbs will hit without harm. yet again though, your treatment of me disgusts me. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/33 "2000-01-06T22:13:00Z")
Impressive comeback Mikey. Perhaps next you can incorporate the word poophead or proclaim that your dad could beat up their dad. If you work extra super hard, you may move into the 5th echelon of insults that is currently inhabited by comatose monkeys, one eyed clowns and chickens with their heads cut off. C’mon Mikey, you can do it, put a little power to it. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/34 "2000-01-06T22:17:00Z")
🙂 I just cant reward childish stupidity, sorry Mull. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/35 "2000-01-06T22:21:00Z")
And yet we keep rewarding yours by responding to you. Ah well, I always knew I was a masochist . . . ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/36 "2000-01-06T22:21:00Z")
So you don’t masturbate, huh Mikey? 😛 * * * Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/37 "2000-01-06T22:22:00Z")
yeah Moosie, imagine that. the things i do for money huh? (shrugging and wondering if someones parents were a bit CLOSER than thought) ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/38 "2000-01-06T22:29:00Z")
Thought you were leaving, mikey. Nu, so go already . . . ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/39 "2000-01-06T23:11:00Z")
And don’t let the door hit you in the ass – or any of your asses, Mr. FormerFinderAgentMikeyMan – on your way out. Bitch? You bet. Nothing brings out the bitch in me like a poser who fails to entertain. Buh-bye. * * * Jodi _Fiat Justitia_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/40 "2000-01-06T23:17:00Z")
Speaking of entertainment, Jodi, how much do you charge to do parties? Its lap dances, and all your other activiies, for one price right? Bring your own knee pads! and like i said last time, less tooth, more tongue [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663.md?page=3)