# I know formeragent **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 6, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663 "2000-01-06T16:59:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/41 "2000-01-06T23:34:00Z")
Oooh, Mikey, sorry. About the worst put down a person can make on here is trying to insult someone when you have no idea what you are talking about. Do you understand that this MB is intended for people that spend more time learning than time spent coming up with usernames? You can write a 3 page diatribe about how I like to go to museums and stare at a stuffed animal’s ass, but it sure won’t have an effect on me or on anyone else that reads this board regularly. On the other hand, you have shown and proven yourself to be a headcase, making it easy to pile on your inanities. You also keep proving that we are either really bothering you or making you feel like a worthless mouse when you make a dimwitted, half-hearted comeback about kneepads. Here’s a hint. Lock yourself in a well-lit room for a month. Take nothing but a thesaurus, a dictionary, and an encyclopedia. Read them. Learn how to contribute something to this board other than seemingly random text on the computer screen. Offer something intelligent, helpful, of enlightening. Get your maturity level past 5th grade and realize that posting like an idiot isn’t _kewl_, it just goes to show you are an idiot. Right now you are making no impression on this board, other than giving all of us something to shake our heads and laugh about. If that is all you strive for, then job well done. Pathetic statement on your life, but job well done. Try to reach a little bit higher next time. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/42 "2000-01-06T23:37:00Z")
see title of new topic, for my answer to you ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/43 "2000-01-07T00:17:00Z")
Again, **mikeydoesn’tgetit** , you said you were leaving. So go. ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/44 "2000-01-07T00:32:00Z")
Sweetie, the working girls I know don’t have a rate for doing the same guy repeatedly as he throws his multiple personalities a “party.” Besides, you won’t be in the mood after your shock treatment. * * * Jodi _Fiat Justitia_ ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663/45 "2000-01-07T01:58:00Z")
Mikey (and all other versions), see what you’re using here is a _computer_. Most people here do not “know” one another in the nose-thumbing, _neener, neener, neener_ sense you’ve been applying. The only way have to know one another is by the words we use here. So this asinine and sterile game of “guess who” and “I know who” and “you don’t know who I am” is pointless. No, we don’t know _who_ but we most assuredly can make judgments on _what_ you are. This place is a great example of “by their works you shall know them”. You have presented yourself as self-absorbed, shallow, petty and totally expendable. I don’t know who you are; I don’t know Formeragent, etc. and don’t want to. I know _what_ they are: infantile and boring. Veb [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-formeragent/3663.md?page=2)