# I know! How about I get a little FUCKING FATTER! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 14, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196 "2003-05-14T13:47:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hauky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/0ea827/32.png) [@Hauky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hauky)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/21 "2003-05-14T16:17:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mallocks \* > **How’s this for bizarre. I’m doing one of the annoying jobs senior pupils have to do at my school, with this other guy. Then this girl comes up to him and gives him a potato, which he solemnly pockets.** I’m still trying to figure out if that’s some weird sexual euphemism I haven’t heard before or if she actually gave him a potato. Either way, it’s hilarious. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/22 "2003-05-14T16:57:53Z")
Join us on the SDMB Weight Loss Club. We can be found in MPSIMS. BTW, welcome to the **Q** nicks, **Qazz**. 😉 Quas’ ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/23 "2003-05-14T17:00:26Z")
Sorry. Forgot a **z** , **Quazzz**. Q ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/24 "2003-05-14T17:04:30Z")
We have a club now? ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/25 "2003-05-14T17:52:19Z")
[SDMB Weight Loss Club](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=183424) ---
**Author:** ![Qazzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/aeb1de/32.png) [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/26 "2003-05-14T18:24:41Z")
Jesus how oh how can I avoid the Non-Moderatory-Thread-Police?! How depressing. There’s a little thing called humor to which people like Guinastasia and Anahita seem oblivious. All this “Seriously, [enter OP’s nick here], I’m so incredibly brilliant that I’ve discovered a subtle trend to your posts and I’m going to be a self-righteous waste of space and tell you to cut it out. Seriously, now. I’m serious about this” crap gets on my nerves. Now THAT is what’s wearing thin. Is this a hijack or whatever? I love most of you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/27 "2003-05-14T18:27:12Z")
Uh-oh. “Fat” is the least of your problems _now_ . . . ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/28 "2003-05-14T18:28:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Otto \* > \*\*That never works, man. You can never drive in that last nail by yourself. \*\* See, I’ve always disagreed with this assumption. What you need to do is drive a nail through one hand first so that it is exposed on the backside, with the head flush with your palm. Then use that hand to nail the other two in. Now, grab as big of a rock as you can and do a huge swinging back-handed motion into the beam. The force and extra mass of the rock should be able to drive that final nail in. OK, it might take a try or two, but hey, anything worth doing and all… ---
**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/29 "2003-05-14T18:31:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*We have a club now? \*\* We’ve had a club for some time now. Where have you been 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/30 "2003-05-14T18:37:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fessie \* > \*\*No, you don’t have to lose weight until your belly exerts enough force against your shirt that buttons begin to fly. \*\* No, that just means your shirt shrunk in the wash and you need to exchange it for one that’s “better quality” and “sized differently”. ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/31 "2003-05-14T18:44:23Z")
I had one of those weird realizations today. I went to go use the bathroom and went to unzip my pants and found them already unzipped. I thought, “Did I just unzip them before I unbuttoned? Or have I had it unzipped the whole time? Wha…was I?..huh?” Fortunately, I’m wearin a suit which makes it almost impossible to see but it still has me wondering. Tibs. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/32 "2003-05-14T19:11:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Qazzz \* > \*\* All this “Seriously, [enter OP’s nick here], I’m so incredibly brilliant that I’ve discovered a subtle trend to your posts and I’m going to be a self-righteous waste of space and tell you to cut it out. Seriously, now. I’m serious about this” crap gets on my nerves. Now THAT is what’s wearing thin. Is this a hijack or whatever? > > I love most of you. 😉 \*\* Here’s the thing poodle. It’s not a subtle trend…it’s an onslaught over the past few days of self pity and depreciation that, when seeing the title, I’m expecting a witty, fun discussion, and just ends up being you…feeling sorry for yourself. And like I"ve had to repeat to a lot of newbies lately: ONE TRICK PONIES TEND TO GET A REPUTATION. Just back off for a bit and post about movies or astrophysics or something. No one’s POLICING your threads…I’m just telling you, as of right now you are “that guy who’s always bitching about himself” ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/33 "2003-05-14T19:31:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*Here’s the thing poodle. It’s not a subtle trend…it’s an onslaught over the past few days of self pity and depreciation that, when seeing the title, I’m expecting a witty, fun discussion, and just ends up being you…feeling sorry for yourself. And like I"ve had to repeat to a lot of newbies lately: ONE TRICK PONIES TEND TO GET A REPUTATION. > > Just back off for a bit and post about movies or astrophysics or something. No one’s POLICING your threads…I’m just telling you, as of right now you are “that guy who’s always bitching about himself” \*\* I find it funny as hell. He is obviously self absorbed (who isn’t?) and he knows it so he posts things that bug him but most of us identify with his insanity. My gut is taking over my body too!! KEEP POSTING QAZZZ! Jarbabyj, I thought this WAS a funny discussion myself. PS my face is beginning to resemble a relief map of the western United States. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/34 "2003-05-14T19:40:11Z")
So’s my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/35 "2003-05-14T20:38:31Z")
_ **djf750** loves **Qazzz**! **djf750** loves **Qazzz**!_ [sub]That’s hard to actually sing out loud.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/36 "2003-05-14T20:47:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by belladonna \* > **I haven’t been able to seen my own cooter for months …** Here ya go bella, sweetie, just so you remember what a wet [cooter](http://www.essentiaimages.com/Pages/page1b12-animal.html) looks like. ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/37 "2003-05-14T20:58:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Giraffe \* > \*\*_ **djf750** loves **Qazzz**! > **djf750** loves **Qazzz**!_ > [sub]That’s hard to actually sing out loud.[/sub] \*\* Well, I’m not gay, but if I was… forget it … he has a big gut. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/38 "2003-05-14T21:00:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*seriously though Qazzz, the offer for the LJ code STILL STANDS! Anytime, just let me know. \*\* Ummm, what’s the LJ code? \<-----------slinks away feeling dumb ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/39 "2003-05-14T21:08:26Z")
**CanvasShoes** , it’s a code to have free journal account at [www.livejournal.com](http://www.livejournal.com) - lots of dopers (and probably millions of others as well) have accounts there. ---
**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/40 "2003-05-14T21:19:14Z")
**jarbabyj** you bore me. From what I’ve seen, over the past few days, you’re that chick who’s always telling other people how to behave. And it’s not depreciation, it’s deprecation. **Qazzz** , here’s wishing you sweaty snugglebunnies. Chubby love…it’s a good thing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196.md?page=3)