# I know! How about I get a little FUCKING FATTER! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 14, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196 "2003-05-14T13:47:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/41 "2003-05-14T21:19:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by belladonna \* > **I’m 38 weeks pregnant. I haven’t been able to seen my own cooter for months…** Imagine how long it’s been for the rest of us. I, for one, have _never_ seen your cooter. But if you’re feeling deprived, you can always head over to [Cooter’s Place](http://www.cootersplace.com/). Cooter Sez: “We’ve always had sushi in Hazzard. We used to call it bait.” ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/42 "2003-05-14T21:30:43Z")
**Bella** takes the cake. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/43 "2003-05-14T21:35:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fessie \* > \*\ ***jarbabyj** you bore me. > \*\* here’s me…crying. :rolleyes: Anyway, an LJ code is a code I can give him to start up a free LJ (live journal, it’s like an online diary: [here’s mine](http://www.livejournal.com/users/jarbabyj). I found that once I (and a lot of other dopers) found lj, we were able to find a niche of people in different communities who could better help us with things like depression, body image, meeting folks, getting together. i wasn’t trying to be a smart ass in offering it. It really does help. I’ve talked through and gotten help with a lot of issues without having to bring it to the boards where 30,000 people can see it. So if you want the code, let me know 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/44 "2003-05-14T22:01:35Z")
The skin on my neck and under my chin is so loose that neighborhood kids chase me and then grab onto it and swing from it. Some of them can do flips. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/45 "2003-05-14T22:04:56Z")
Omy Goodness!! A journal that just anyone could see? The community part sounds good, the sharing of my pathetic life online (other than the edited bits I’ve shared) sounds a bit scary. Would you need to email it? My “regular” email is [canvasshoes@excite.com](mailto:canvasshoes@excite.com) But I have a business one if you can’t use the “freebie” emails. ---
**Author:** ![stypticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f05b48/32.png) [@stypticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stypticus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/46 "2003-05-15T00:54:45Z")
[The Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator](http://www.brunching.com/journalgenerator.html). ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/47 "2003-05-15T01:14:45Z")
**CanvasShoes** , you can choose to show your entries only to specific people, or keep them private, or show them to the whole world if you desire. (If you do choose to get one, be sure to sign up for the SDMB community.) ---
**Author:** ![Chotii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@Chotii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chotii)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/48 "2003-05-15T01:31:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by belladonna \* > \*\*I’m 38 weeks pregnant. I haven’t been able to seen my own cooter for months and I have one pair of shoes that still fit me. > > I think I win. \*\* Bwa ha ha. 🙂 You win, but at 28 weeks I don’t think I’m far behind you (but I’m very short). ---
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/49 "2003-05-15T06:12:33Z")
Haha! I’m both svelte and equipped with two testicles. I will never have my body cleft in two by some screaming sock monkey, nor will I (presumably) ever not be able to observe my own genitalia whilst standing/sitting/lying down. Again, haha. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/50 "2003-05-15T06:38:25Z")
Musta been the oreos, DAMN the oreos, DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL! –What Would Scooby Doo? ---
**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/51 "2003-05-15T07:40:26Z")
Yeah, I’m getting fat too, but fortunately my design for my life never demanded anything other than waiting until the time is just right and making sure no one sees it coming. ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/52 "2003-05-15T12:10:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eternal \* > \*\*Yeah, I’m getting fat too, but fortunately my design for my life never demanded anything other than waiting until the time is just right and making sure no one sees it coming. \*\* Huh? Oddly ironic, given your nickname. Oh, and I _am_ the LIFE of the partay! “Hay-hay-hay!” -Roj ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/53 "2003-05-15T12:28:42Z")
Stupid metabolism I ride my bike 3-4 times a week pretty hard, eat sensibly, and still have to keep a close eye lest my weight break 200. Ah the joys of getting older. Not to mention the stupid hair thing-- what the hell is up with that? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/54 "2003-05-15T17:33:18Z")
Well, see, **Qazzz** , it’s just this stupid little hang up of mine that humor should be, oh, I dunno-funny? Yeah, that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/55 "2003-05-15T17:59:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\ ***Bella** takes the cake. \*\* …and the cheese nips, and the chicken wings, and the pressurized whip cream straight out of the can. What else you got? 😃 And don’t worry **Dijon** –at this point I doubt you’re missing much. Hopefully I’ll be able to report back in just a few more weeks. [sub]pssst, **lieu** –is that link work-friendly? I can just imagine the scandal should the preggy chick get canned for checking out dripping hot cooters on company time. Knowing you, I thought it safest to ask…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/56 "2003-05-15T18:43:18Z")
Yeah, my fruit’s just as cannable. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/57 "2003-05-15T19:40:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by j\_kat\_251 \* > \*\*Haha! I’m both svelte and equipped with two testicles. \*\* Wow! That’s one more testicle than the average person has! ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196/58 "2003-05-15T19:58:36Z")
Elastic! Elastic! Elastic! I say. 🙂 Anyway - I am sure being podgy is good for us all, as it makes it less likely that one will get blown away in a high wind. Ok - it’s a bit lame, but I’ll think of other excuses, given time. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-how-about-i-get-a-little-fucking-fatter/175196.md?page=2)