# I know, I know, I'm ungrateful. But c'mon!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 2, 2012, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547 "2012-03-02T14:03:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547/21 "2012-03-02T21:41:49Z")

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Gross, I hate that crap. I wouldn’t have said anything, but I would have been thinking daggers at them. I would rather get nothing than old-people candy, even as a free gift. The $5 that bag cost would have been much better spent on one mini-snickers for everybody. They’re just paying for 10 pounds of shit almost nobody likes, and it’s going to go straight to the landfill.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547/22 "2012-03-02T21:42:13Z")

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So _that’s_ what happened to the Christmas candy that used to be in the storage room.

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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547/23 "2012-03-02T22:43:34Z")

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hey, could have been worse.

Could have been _candy corn._

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547/24 "2012-03-02T22:49:11Z")

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Or Circus Peanuts.

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547/25 "2012-03-02T23:48:30Z")

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Or okra.

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**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547/26 "2012-03-03T00:16:10Z")

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Coulda been black licorice.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547/27 "2012-03-03T00:50:32Z")

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or that awful root beer flavor.

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**Author:** ![stolatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@stolatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolatt)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547/28 "2012-03-03T00:54:28Z")

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Ewwww. That stuff is just begging to be made into a sculpture of some kind. You’ve got enough of it.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547/29 "2012-03-03T00:59:28Z")

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I think the intended message was

“ **SUCKERS!!** ”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547/30 "2012-03-03T01:16:46Z")

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> [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Well, maybe they wanted to get the most candy they could for their money, so they could show the **enormity** of their appreciation.

Oh, they [did](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/enormity).

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**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547/31 "2012-03-03T01:31:04Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> Upon seeing it, I made a dismissive comment like, ‘gee, thanks for the candy Grandma’, and promptly received the stinkeye from some peers.

“Boys _love_ candy.”

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“BOYS **LOVE** CANDY!”

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547/32 "2012-03-03T02:58:40Z")

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> [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](#):
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> I think the intended message was
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> “ **SUCKERS!!** ”

Ya know, I hadn’t though of that.

Bastards.  
mmm

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**Author:** ![Tamex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Tamex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamex)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547/33 "2012-03-03T21:20:02Z")

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That is totally Grandma candy! Did you say your comment to the people who gave it to you, or just to your co-workers? I have to say, if I had been one of your co-workers, I would have laughed.

Get a nice fancy Grandma candy dish to keep it in. It’s more of a decoration than actual foodstuff (although my sister and I did sneak a piece every now and again.)

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547/34 "2012-03-03T21:34:49Z")

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I lol’d.

Hey look at it this way: Should your office ever be subject to a nuclear attack, at least you’ll have that to eat.

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547/35 "2012-03-03T22:23:05Z")

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I’ll sheepishly admit to liking that sort of candy; I didn’t realize it was so reviled.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-i-know-im-ungrateful-but-cmon/614547/36 "2012-03-03T22:27:43Z")

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With ya. The only thing worse would have been that green and pink ribbony shit… or Circus Peanuts.

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