# I know, it might be mean, but it's so funny! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 21, 1999, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188 "1999-12-21T02:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/1 "1999-12-21T02:16:00Z")
The internet at its best. [http://www.temporal.org/girlfriend/](http://www.temporal.org/girlfriend/) * * * JMcC, San Francisco, [JJM’s page from the Bay](http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html) If I were beaned with a fastball, fling my limp, lifeless body to first, cause, dammit, I earned it! ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/2 "1999-12-21T02:20:00Z")
That is totally old. I suspect he grew up to be Mahir. 😉 * * * One week only! Special holiday sig line: “HO! HO! HO! Now it’s time for me to get jolly on your naughty asses!” – Futurama Santa ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/3 "1999-12-21T02:59:00Z")
D’oh!! Thats how I _should_ have done _my_ ad! ---
**Author:** ![AuraSeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AuraSeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuraSeer)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/4 "1999-12-21T03:47:00Z")
Speaking of Mahir, I wonder if you’ve all seen this yet: [http://abcnews.go.com/sections/tech/DailyNews/mahir991217.html](http://abcnews.go.com/sections/tech/DailyNews/mahir991217.html) ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/5 "1999-12-21T04:09:00Z")
my dad just commented on how the poor kid looks like he’s going to step into high school and kill somebody… but i’ll stick with saying how damn cute he is. 🙂 * * * “human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/6 "1999-12-21T04:55:00Z")
Aura, thanks for the Mahir update - it’s a riot! As a service to those who haven’t seen it yet: [I Kiss you!](http://members.xoom.com/_XOOM/primall/mahir/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/7 "1999-12-21T05:07:00Z")
The link didn’t work for me, asey. ---
**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/8 "1999-12-21T05:19:00Z")
Oh, yeah! In keeping with the season, I proudly direct you to [The MahirClause Web Page](http://members.xoom.com/mahirclaus/). Sure it’s pointless and silly, but aren’t most of the Mahir sites? \ [http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/Rudy.gif](http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/Rudy.gif) [http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/SantyGrin.gif](http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/SantyGrin.gif) [http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/Rudy.gif](http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/Rudy.gif) \ * * * I once lost my corkscrew and had to live on food and water for several days -W.C. Fields [http://members.tripod.com/~Bob\_Baloo/index.htm](http://members.tripod.com/~Bob_Baloo/index.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/9 "1999-12-21T06:13:00Z")
Please for the love of god…Find the dancing Mahir page. Trust me when you see the Mahir lying on the beach…um…dancing. I guarantee that it will make you bust a gut * * * Tyler Durden: You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. ---
**Author:** ![keystream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a3d4f5/32.png) [@keystream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keystream)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/10 "1999-12-21T06:33:00Z")
I just love the kid’s haircut. For more like it: [www.mulletsgalore.com](http://www.mulletsgalore.com) (ignore the “All Hail Satan” in the title bar, that’s just a gag) ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/11 "1999-12-21T11:52:00Z")
I think he’s going to grow up to be a stalker. His voice (what little I heard before it crashed my browser) is rather spooky sounding, IMO. Girlfriends at 11? What is that, 5th or 6th grade? Somebody buy this kid a Playstation 2000 so he’ll have a normal childhood. * * * I looked in the mirror today/My eyes just didn’t seem so bright I’ve lost a few more hairs/I think I’m going bald - Rush ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/12 "1999-12-21T12:58:00Z")
\\\AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!\\\ \

\ * * * – Teeming Millions: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions) “Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---

**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/13 "1999-12-21T12:59:00Z")
Thanks, Opal! Now I’m wide awake. * * * Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/14 "1999-12-21T13:02:00Z")
(thanks keystream, you have scarred me for life with that link) * * * – Teeming Millions: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions) “Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/15 "1999-12-21T15:14:00Z")
You, keystream, are hilarious. Good show. I laughed my ass off, especially at the guy who wouldn’t let him use the scanner (sitting in a ditch, staring at the wall, mmmhhm). * * * “And he, he himself, the _Grinch_, carved the roast beast.” ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/16 "1999-12-21T16:43:00Z")
Keystream, that is the best link I’ve gotten in ages. Everyone in the office is wondering what the hell I’m laughing at. Now I just gotta find me a Camaro to fix up. ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/17 "1999-12-21T17:30:00Z")
Very funny all around. I’ll ignore for the moment the fact that I used to have a mullet of my very own… ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/18 "1999-12-21T17:48:00Z")
I love Mahir! I just bought a t-shirt from his web site - the man is amazing. I KISS YOU!!! ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/19 "1999-12-22T03:14:00Z")
I can’t believe Mahir was in SF just before the Bay Area Meeting! We missed him by a DAY! * * * One week only! Special holiday sig line: “HO! HO! HO! Now it’s time for me to get jolly on your naughty asses!” – Futurama Santa ---
**Author:** ![foxmahir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@foxmahir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxmahir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188/20 "1999-12-22T03:30:00Z")
Also see [The M-Files](http://members.xoom.com/foxmahir)!!! I kiss you!!! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-it-might-be-mean-but-its-so-funny/12188.md?page=2)