# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/1 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")
Have you noticed how some posters here have flattering sig lines that consist of a quote from someone else? You know, a quote that praises the poster as the best, brightest, hottest, smartest, bestest person in creation. Well, I don’t have one of those. I want one. So here’s the deal. In this thread, you get a chance to get the most flattering sig imaginable. All you have to do is praise the previous person to high heaven. You don’t even have to know the poster. It helps if you do, but if you don’t, just make something up. The goal is outrageous flattery. So let’s begin. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/2 "2003-09-15T17:28:37Z")
**Satisfying Andy Licious** is so hot, I’d crawl a mile over flaming, broken glass just to suck the lug nuts on the truck that hauls her pantys to the cleaners. * * * She told me she loved me like a brother. She was from Knottoush Abbey, hence the Joy! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/3 "2003-09-15T17:33:36Z")
**Gatopescado** : quite possibly the finest person I’ve ever had the pleasure not to have known. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/4 "2003-09-15T17:35:28Z")
**El\_Kabong** , I mean I’ve seen _hot_ but **Jesus Christ!** ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/5 "2003-09-15T17:39:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gatopescado \* > \*\ ***Satisfying Andy Licious** is so hot, I’d crawl a mile over flaming, broken glass just to suck the lug nuts on the truck that hauls her pantys to the cleaners. > > * * * > > She told me she loved me like a brother. She was from Knottoush Abbey, hence the Joy! \*\* Uhhhhhh. Thanks, gatopescado, but I don’t think I’ll be using any of these. What would my girlfriend think? Cecil? Ed Zotti? Forget 'em. The only reason to read this board is Bruce\_Daddy. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/6 "2003-09-15T17:39:29Z")
**Bruce Daddy** makes me want to slap my flippers together and bark like a circus seal till my bow tie spins. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/7 "2003-09-15T17:39:59Z")
**Bruce\_Daddy** - I’d want to bear your children, if the position weren’t already taken. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/8 "2003-09-15T17:42:39Z")
**BruceDaddy** – worth a triple simulpost! ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/9 "2003-09-15T17:42:41Z")
Only for **Bruce\_Daddy** would there be a Triple Simulpost. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/10 "2003-09-15T17:44:19Z")
**DeVena** – because great minds think alike. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Teegus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Teegus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teegus)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/11 "2003-09-15T17:45:23Z")
**Bruce\_Daddy** , the penultimate answer to the ever philisophical and cosmos-rending question _“Who’s yo’ Daddy?”_ ---
**Author:** ![Teegus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Teegus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teegus)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/12 "2003-09-15T17:50:03Z")
ah crud. Beaten to the punch by 6 minutes. I blame the lag. Always the lag. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/13 "2003-09-15T17:50:33Z")
**Teegus** – cosmic philosopher and _bon vivant_. ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/14 "2003-09-15T17:55:49Z")
**twickster** can brown my bacon anyday. **Teegus** , sliced bread has net its match. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/15 "2003-09-15T17:56:42Z")
**Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor** - it always takes me a minute to figure out how to pronounce his name, but it always makes me smile. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/16 "2003-09-15T17:57:07Z")
All right, someone tell me my tongue is 18 inches long and prehensile! Just say it! C’MON, SAY IT!! **I NEED THIS!!** ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/17 "2003-09-15T17:57:12Z")
Um, that should be “met its match.” Although “net its match” does strike me as being rather amusing… ---
**Author:** ![Ender\_Will](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Ender\_Will](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ender_Will)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/18 "2003-09-15T18:03:34Z")
You know, a **Giraffe** ’s tounge is 18 inches long and prehensile! ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/19 "2003-09-15T18:12:25Z")
Oh yeah, that’s the good stuff… Mmmmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/20 "2003-09-15T18:13:38Z")
I almost forgot: **Ender\_Will** ’s tongue is also quite long and probably very wiggly. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=2)