# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![zut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zut/32/2875_2.png) [@zut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zut)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/181 "2003-09-18T19:31:51Z")
If you provided a roomful of gibbons With whiteout and typewriter ribbons The work they’d create Would never out-rate The superb prose of one **Ponder Stibbons** ---
**Author:** ![auntnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@auntnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntnut)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/182 "2003-09-18T19:51:16Z")
**IdolThoughts** I’ll wait forever for him…in a van…down by the river. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/183 "2003-09-19T00:03:23Z")
**zut** , your lyrical wit is matched only by your prowess in an airplane bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/184 "2003-09-19T01:34:57Z")
**Blackeyes** - who can plumet from the heights to the sewers in a single sig. But in a good way. ---
**Author:** ![Akaadji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@Akaadji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaadji)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/185 "2003-09-19T02:03:24Z")
**Mr. Excellent** : I would say his name says it all, however, that would be a horrible understatement…his majesty fills the room, as well as the rooms surrounding him. His furniture bows to him. And, he makes one _hell_ of a cup of coffee… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/186 "2003-09-19T02:30:59Z")
Who needs Mr. Right when you can have **Mr. Excellent**? Whenever **auntnut** and **UncleBeer** get together, it’s an instant party! Y’know, **Ri-Chan** , that hyphen really brings out the color in your eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/187 "2003-09-19T02:42:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > [B **Flamsterette** is the essence of savvy.\*\* I’m hardly that, but all right. 😛 **EddyTeddyFreddy** has an uncommon and rare love of animals. Horses and cats and whatever else catches her eye… she can competently take care of them. Sorry to everyone else, that’s all the flattery I can come up with at the moment. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/188 "2003-09-19T02:52:24Z")
“ **Scuba\_Ben** gets tanked twice as often as the next guy.” ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/189 "2003-09-19T03:40:08Z")
Livingston, Holiday, Kildare, Seuss, Dre, Laura and Ruth? Feh! We have **Dr\_Pakrika**! ---
**Author:** ![SnoopyFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SnoopyFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnoopyFan)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/190 "2003-09-19T04:04:57Z")
If **koeeoaddi** ever left it would no longer be called “Happy” Valley Pond. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/191 "2003-09-19T04:33:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moejuck \* > \*\*SanguineSpider: He made God. \*\* Thank you but I am a she… but that rocks! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/192 "2003-09-19T04:47:03Z")
I’m whipped cream… is that better or worse than beaten cream? (ponders) ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/193 "2003-09-19T12:08:02Z")
**SanguineSpider** …all those legs, so little time I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean ---
**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/194 "2003-09-19T14:17:24Z")
SanguineSpider: She Made God a she. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/195 "2003-09-19T14:21:32Z")
**Salem** - Jesus borrowed the light he brought into the world from you. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/196 "2003-09-19T14:28:47Z")
Whot kin keep ye both entertained _and_ cool? **SnoopyFan** , don’t ye know… Yarr ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/197 "2003-09-19T15:10:27Z")
**NoClueBoy** puts hairs on your chest, whether you want them there or not! Bonus! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/198 "2003-09-19T18:47:04Z")
**fizzygoodmakefeelnice** makes you fizzy, not dizzy! ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/199 "2003-09-19T18:52:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*Well, I didn’t want to be rude and say anything, but I’m standing right behind you. Apparently invisible since I did two people and no one did me. ☹ > Do me! Do me! Someone please do me! > > God, it’s so embarrassing to have to beg to be done:p \*\* You never noticed me doing you?..God, the embarrassement ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/200 "2003-09-19T19:28:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\ ***fizzygoodmakefeelnice** , YOU are satisfying and delicious! > Sorry Andy… > \*\* Well, can I make feel nice? **Salem** could go to a Halloween party as a goddess just by being herself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=11)