# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/201 "2003-09-19T20:11:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*Well, can I make feel nice? \*\* No that’s my job. You just sit there and look pretty, ok? ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/202 "2003-09-19T22:01:43Z")
**spogga** loves me, this I know because my **spogga** told me so! **NoClueBoy** is the most turrible pirate ever to sail the seven seas! Arrr! **moejuck** is more than a good cup o’ coffee, he’s a _MAN_, baby! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/203 "2003-09-19T22:13:16Z")
**Yellowtail** : covers his hole when he farts. ---
**Author:** ![Akaadji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@Akaadji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaadji)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/204 "2003-09-19T22:17:46Z")
\*\* SanguineSpider \*\*: Has obviously been spending her required amount of time in MPSIMS lately…^^ ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/205 "2003-09-19T22:23:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ri-chan \* > \*\*\*\* SanguineSpider \*\*: Has obviously been spending her required amount of time in MPSIMS lately…^^ \*\* 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 Scary, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/206 "2003-09-20T00:00:15Z")
**SanguineSpider** Well versed in all things mundane, pointless, and shared! And yes, it is scary. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/207 "2003-09-20T00:45:33Z")
Ponder stibbons can ponder stibbons all SHWEET LIKE! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/208 "2003-09-20T00:46:05Z")
**Ponder Stibbons** will shred ye ta ribbons, iffn ye steal his gold! Arrr! Hand him some rum an sit on yer thumb, an hope he ain’t feelin’ real bold! Arr! _what have I… done?_ ---
**Author:** ![Akaadji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@Akaadji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaadji)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/209 "2003-09-20T01:36:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\ ***Ponder Stibbons** will shred ye ta ribbons, iffn ye steal his gold! Arrr! Hand him some rum an sit on yer thumb, an hope he ain’t feelin’ real bold! Arr! > > _what have I… done?_ \*\* Probably amused at least a few of the masses… ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/210 "2003-09-20T02:16:30Z")
I used to be afraid of spiders…Sanguine Spider cured all that, God I love that woman, eight legs and all, she could suck me dry anytime she wanted ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/211 "2003-09-20T16:35:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \* > \*\*No that’s my job. You just sit there and look pretty, ok? \*\* Well, that’s easy enough. If I had to choose between reading the Straight Dope Message Board without **spogga,** or reading spogga without the Straight Dope Message Board, I would not hesitate to choose the latter. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/212 "2003-09-20T18:20:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spogga \* > \*\*I used to be afraid of spiders…Sanguine Spider cured all that, God I love that woman, eight legs and all, she could suck me dry anytime she wanted \*\* Mayhaps I will… :o Damn, I’m naughty! 😃 **spogga** is as **spogga** does! 😉 Do me, **spogga**!! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/213 "2003-09-20T18:22:06Z")
Why the frick can’t I do bold?! I am so ashamed… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/214 "2003-09-20T19:03:47Z")
**casey1505** isn’t just the cat’ pajamas. She’s the entire feline bedroom suite! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/215 "2003-09-20T20:17:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\*Why the frick can’t I do bold?! I am so ashamed… \*\* It doesn’t seem like you have ANY trouble doing “bold!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Akaadji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@Akaadji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaadji)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/216 "2003-09-20T20:27:07Z")
**if6was9** : Your skill and prowess is outdone only by your username… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/217 "2003-09-20T20:58:23Z")
**SanguineSpider** : When she wraps her lovin’ legs around me, 'bout drives me outta my mind! **Ri-chan** : I read **Ri-chan** ’s posts ever Ri-chan ce I get… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/218 "2003-09-20T21:21:16Z")
**if6was9** , you make a girls world turn upside down. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/219 "2003-09-20T21:21:30Z")
**if6was9** , you make a girl’s world turn upside down. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/220 "2003-09-20T21:41:07Z")
Ain’t _nothin’_ simple about the dreams I have of you, **Simple Dreamer**! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=12)