# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/221 "2003-09-20T21:43:37Z")
_blush_ **petirochoid** , I hear he’s hard as a rock, but better to snuggle up to. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/222 "2003-09-20T22:03:15Z")
**Simple Dreamer** … **THE** reason the SDMB is the _ **SDMB** _! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Akaadji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@Akaadji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaadji)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/223 "2003-09-20T23:15:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > > **Ri-chan** : I read **Ri-chan** ’s posts ever Ri-chan ce I get… :dubious: \*\* :rolleyes: Very punny…^^() ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/224 "2003-09-20T23:59:14Z")
**Happy Lendervedder** - orking cows since 1986 **interface2x** not just another fretty pace **spogga** a bistro run by Wolfgang Puck’s wife ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/225 "2003-09-21T00:39:17Z")
**DesertGeezer** : He’s not OLD! (took me some time on that one!) **Ri-chan** Ri-chan, he’s our man… if he can’t do it, NO ONE can!! ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/226 "2003-09-21T01:09:27Z")
\*\* SanguineSpider \*\*, much cooler than Sunshine And Smiles (however similar)! \*\* peritrochoid \*\*… try not to think about hemorrhoids… when you see that name… ---
**Author:** ![Akaadji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@Akaadji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaadji)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/227 "2003-09-21T03:06:16Z")
Um… **SanguineSpider** , I’m a girl…^^() **Sunshine and Smiles** All the good things in life, in one covenient package. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/228 "2003-09-21T05:01:29Z")
SATISFYING ANDY LICIOUS and SANGUINE SPIDER are as equally tasty 😛 but SS has the edge being a woman, ALL WOMAN, I’ll do you A-N-Y-T-I-M-E you want 'cos I’m ALL MAN 😉 Hell I just love that Arachnid ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/229 "2003-09-21T15:06:13Z")
Damn, spogga!! Come 'ere, ARR!! **Ri-chan** , I beg thy forgiveness! (kneeling on at least four of her eight legs). Let me re-do yours! **Ri-chan** , Ri-chan, she’s a girl, if she can’t do it… we’ll all hurl! **spogga** : You make me feel like a natural woman! **petirochoid** : No flinger of poo, this one! (don’t ask, it just popped into my brain…) **Sunshine and Smiles** makes all our days brighter! **if6was9** we’d never leave the bedroom! **Ponder Stibbons** : The other white meat. (Did I do this already? Can’t 'member… hmmm) **hebesphenomegacorona** : No, it’s not cancer, it’s a way of life. **NoClueBoy** hasn’t got a clue but he does have a \_\_\_\_\_ , shhh! ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/230 "2003-09-21T18:26:53Z")
**SanguineSpider** is so witty, her witticisms just _rock._ ---
**Author:** ![Akaadji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@Akaadji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaadji)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/231 "2003-09-22T00:58:18Z")
**Mikie** : Who obviously has NOT been eating Pop Rocks and Coke… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/232 "2003-09-22T12:16:21Z")
CONFIDENT,HOPEFUL & ABOUNDING WITH BLOOD ARACHNID: Brace yourself my lovely, I’m on my way…rampant!! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/233 "2003-09-22T15:02:23Z")
**Spogga** - Now with twice as many “Gs” as **Spoga!**! **Sunshine and Smiles** - Two for the price of one. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/234 "2003-09-22T15:09:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Johnny Bravo \* > \*\ ***Spogga** - Now with twice as many “Gs” as **Spoga!**! > > **Sunshine and Smiles** - Two for the price of one. \*\* ???😕 ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/235 "2003-09-22T15:17:53Z")
**Johnny Bravo** : Watch out… he’s dangerous! Arrr! (Yes, I know “Talk like a Pirate” Day is over but it’s just so much fun.) O, **spogga** , spogga! Wherefore art thou, spogga? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; Or if thou will not, be but sworn my love, and I’ll no longer be a spider. ---
**Author:** ![H3Knuckles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ba8739/32.png) [@H3Knuckles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H3Knuckles)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/236 "2003-09-26T05:06:46Z")
I know I don’t belong in here since I’m a total lurker, but… SanguineSpider; maybe she can’t make a great sig, maybe she isn’t much to be feared, but one has to love someone sweet enough to cry over spilt milk, and cynical enough to despise working retail. …Lame? well, it’s the best I could do! Gyrate: A key step in order to Do The Time Warp… Again … I suuu-uuck! I still think Sanguine Spider should go with Gyrate’s ‘SanguineSpider’s got legs…’ one. A-hem… “I told Gyrate ‘Write me a sig’,” “…And he heard ‘Give me a pig’” …in the spirit of those cell phone ads with the guy in the black trenchcoat. I also had an idea involving a gyrate/jail bait rhyme, but thought better. fyi, Knuckles is a videogame character, I’m not especially violent or anything ---
**Author:** ![H3Knuckles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ba8739/32.png) [@H3Knuckles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H3Knuckles)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/237 "2003-09-26T05:09:05Z")
oh! PS: how do I make a link to this thread out of the name of the person I am quoting, like Satisfying Andy Licious did? ---
**Author:** ![otherwiseknownas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/59ef9b/32.png) [@otherwiseknownas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otherwiseknownas)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/238 "2003-09-26T05:25:40Z")
**H3Knuckles** - you think the knuckles on this one look good…wait till you see the rest of him. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/239 "2003-09-26T06:09:25Z")
My sig lines are \*\* AMAZINGLY\*\* disturbing and creative! _sob!_ ---
**Author:** ![H3Knuckles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ba8739/32.png) [@H3Knuckles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H3Knuckles)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/240 "2003-09-26T08:06:16Z")
SanguineSpider, I was just teasing you, I am really sorry if I offended. Thanks otherwiseknownas! I really didn’t expect that fast a turnaround! I worship the ground SanguineSpider walks on! Every step! All eight of her feet! otherwiseknownas the smartest person on the planet! not too creative; but, well, it did say shamelessly! still, no answer to my earlier PS? I’m too lazy to look up how tonight, but I guess I could find out for myself some other time. PS (new): How long can our sigs be? I’m gonna include mine with this post to see if it’s too long (already) or not. I’d really hate to lose it, but I would love to use any sigs I can get here!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=13)