# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/241 "2003-09-26T11:05:41Z")
Sanguine Spider: My naked weapon is out; quarrel: I will back thee, in bed asleep,while they do dreams things true, of thee my spider, her waggon spokes made of long spinners legs. Plagiarised, R&J Sc1 Act 4 (well the last line is anyway) Apologies Bill. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/242 "2003-09-26T14:46:51Z")
I am **SO** dramatic I should win an Oscar! I’m not offended. Now if you had written that I suck goat butt… then, then I’d be offended. **H3Knuckles** : He’s no porn clerk. **spogga** : He’s no porn shopper. **H3Knuckles** : He’s got a face for radio. lamelamelamelamelamelame!! BAH! **Mikie** likes it… but I don’t know what “it” is. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/243 "2003-09-26T15:04:30Z")
SANGUINE SPIDER (I can’t do block, why and how?) How do you know??? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/244 "2003-09-26T23:14:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by H3Knuckles \* > **"I told Gyrate ‘Write me a sig’,"** Okay then: Hey, **H3Knuckles** , what’s a nice guy like you doing in a joint like this? You see what I did there. I made a funny.\*\* > [@](#): > > I also had an idea involving a gyrate/jail bait rhyme, but thought better. \*\* I’m glad, as I can’t say I’d be thrilled by the association. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/245 "2003-09-27T17:01:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by H3Knuckles \* > \*\*oh! > > PS: how do I make a link to this thread out of the name of the person I am quoting, like Satisfying Andy Licious did? \*\* Here’s what you do. In this example, I’m using the {curvy brackets,} so the coding will show up. When actually doing it, you would use the [square brackets.] First, find the Post ID number of the post you want to link to. Do this by holding your cursor over the “quote” button of that particular post. The Post ID number for Gyrate’s post was 3989824. Then code the link as follows. Note that the number goes in there in two places. My coding to quote Gyrate looks like this: {url=http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3989824#post3989824} **Gyrate** {/url} This info comes from “FAQ - technical issues - please read this BEFORE posting a question” in the About This Message Board forum. > [@](#): > > To link directly to a post within a thread, modify appropriately the following URL > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=NNN#postNNN](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=NNN#postNNN) > by replacing NNN with the postid. Here’s how you find the postid for a post: > If you position your mouse button over the “quote” button at the bottom of the post, you should see a link appear in the “status bar” of your browser (usually at the bottom of the browser window), and the link will show the postid for that post. If that doesn’t work, you can press the quote button, and a new reply window will open. The URL for that reply window should show in the URL field at the top of your browser window, and the URL contains the postid for the post. > Example: > …postid=1684541#post1684541 Also, they like for us to keep sigs to a five-line maximum. Oh, and my shameless flattery. Yet for all these accumulated associations of H3Knuckles with whatever is sweet, and honorable, and sublime, there yet lurks an elusive something which strikes panic to the soul. ---
**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/246 "2003-09-27T17:15:23Z")
^^ is delicious ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/247 "2003-09-27T17:34:41Z")
My sig. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/248 "2003-09-28T07:28:25Z")
**cherry** is so very! **spogga** IS a porn shopper!! But at least he never came in my store. (Depending on your thought process and sense of humor, you may or may not get this. Two ways people, two ways!) ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/249 "2003-09-28T07:50:03Z")
A double entendre… with both ends bawdy. I bow to your linguistic prowess, madame! ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/250 "2003-10-13T21:35:09Z")
**if6was9** we’d all have a lot more trouble with math… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/251 "2003-10-13T23:40:14Z")
Of all the people I’ve encountered on this message board, **dwalin** , you’re definitely one of them. ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/252 "2003-10-14T01:12:41Z")
Gyrate is first rate, ask any of his second dates, so numerous they have to wait he never has to…(I’m stuck for a rhyme here). ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/253 "2003-10-14T01:39:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dwalin \* > \*\ ***if6was9** we’d all have a lot more trouble with math… \*\* That’s hilarious! If we’he vewhey vewhey quiet, we can **dwalin** da wabbit! Then BLAM! We got 'im. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/254 "2003-10-14T08:20:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MrBoy1967 \* > \*\*Gyrate is first rate, ask any of his second dates, > so numerous they have to wait > he never has to…(I’m stuck for a rhyme here). \*\* Lubricate? 😛 I didn’t even realize there **was** a “Mr. Boy” beauty contest, let alone that you’d won it in 1967. Well done, you. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/255 "2003-10-14T13:10:30Z")
Gyrate is the kind of person that makes me want to give those “penis enlargement” spams a second glance. Or they would, if I were a guy. And he were a girl. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/256 "2003-10-14T13:14:25Z")
Gotta love that **CrankyAsAnOldMan** , if only for the fact that she puts the “rank” in cranky. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/257 "2003-10-14T13:28:39Z")
**Gazelle** , **Gazelle** , she’s our dame! Always in the Veldt, and always game! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/258 "2003-10-14T13:37:49Z")
**if6was9** , there’d be more for everyone! Yay! They don’t call her **CrankyAsAnOldMan** for nothing, nosirree! Usually she has to pay them a fiver first. **Gazelle** makes me wanna be a cheetah. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/259 "2003-10-14T13:44:03Z")
I moved to Minnesota because **Spiff** lives here. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/260 "2003-10-14T13:49:55Z")
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