# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Setherghd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/97f17d/32.png) [@Setherghd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Setherghd)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/261 "2003-10-15T01:16:28Z")
**Gyrate** , is that Year-ate or Ji-rate? I love you either way. Spank me please. ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/262 "2003-10-15T06:16:31Z")
Setherghd knows everything there is to know about the velocity of a swallow. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/263 "2003-10-15T06:33:25Z")
We of the SDMB find **MrBoy1967** not guilty. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/264 "2003-10-15T07:09:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Setherghd \* > **Gyrate, is that Year-ate or Ji-rate?** Like it says in the dictionary. But if it makes you happy to pronounce it some other way, who am I to deny you this small pleasure? \*\* > [@](#): > > I love you either way. \*\* **Setherghd** loves me _either way_! How often do you get an offer like that?\*\* > [@](#): > > Spank me please. \*\* Gosh, since you asked so nicely… ---
**Author:** ![TygerDralion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@TygerDralion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TygerDralion)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/265 "2003-10-15T09:17:15Z")
**Gyrate** , for when Year-ateing just isn’t enough. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/266 "2003-10-15T11:54:28Z")
**TygerDralion** , clawing his way to the top of the SDMB since, well, October. Give him a few more days, he’ll get there. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/267 "2003-10-15T12:05:56Z")
**don’t ask** is probably bootylicious, but the tests haven’t come back from the lab yet. **TygerDralion** : converting the heathen and tormenting dyslexics everywhere since October 2003. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/268 "2003-10-15T12:13:04Z")
Nine out of ten choosy mothers choose **Salem**. And the tenth needs her head examined. ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/269 "2003-10-15T12:20:19Z")
**Gyrate** , his name’s longer than it used to be . . . . and that’s not all ---
**Author:** ![DrFrasierCrane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@DrFrasierCrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFrasierCrane)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/270 "2003-10-15T12:39:35Z")
**Gartog** : quite possibly the best actor, playwright, and all-around good guy I’ve ever shamelessly sucked up to. ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/271 "2003-10-15T12:53:11Z")
**DrFraiserCrane** , everybody loves a suck-up! **DrFriaserCrane** , funnier thatn Niles! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/272 "2003-10-15T14:58:44Z")
**DrFrasierCrane** may well be the only person left in the Western Hemisphere to whom the word “zany” can be accurately applied. You coax the blues right out of the horn, **Gartog**! You charm the husks right off the corn, **Gartog**! Frankly, it’s no wonder you’ve been thrown out of both New Orleans and the state of Nebraska by angry torch-wielding mobs… ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/273 "2003-10-15T15:44:30Z")
**Gyrate** , everybody loves to, on the dance floor! yeah baby, etc. etc. and **Salem** , If there was one poster I’d put up on my wall, it would be you. . . . [sub]funny me? no, not really, why?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/274 "2003-10-15T17:08:05Z")
The morning paper, a cup of coffee and a **Gartog** thread, and my day is complete. Or: **Gartog,** the only poster bold enough to have a name that spells “got rag” backward. AND: Here is a **generic sig line** for all those who haven’t found one they really like yet: _I got my sig line on the “Let’s flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines” thread._ ---
**Author:** ![TygerDralion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@TygerDralion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TygerDralion)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/275 "2003-10-15T20:40:12Z")
**TygerDralion** \<----- A she. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/276 "2003-10-15T22:16:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TygerDralion \* > \*\ ***TygerDralion** \<----- A she. \*\* If I had to use someone as a human shield, it’d be **TygerDralion**. But I’d feel bad about it. ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/277 "2003-10-16T11:19:33Z")
**Superdude** , 2413 posts. Without them, there’d be less. ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/278 "2003-10-16T15:18:43Z")
Garthog: observant, Wisdom beyond his birth-years, Always shares knowledge. ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/279 "2003-10-16T15:21:09Z")
OOPS! Sorry about the misspell, Gartog! Enjoy the haiku. ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/280 "2003-10-16T16:15:16Z")
Can I play? **Gartog** , way more tasty than he should be. Like fake, processed, cheese food type products! **TygerDralion** , because dragons are scarier than bears, oh my! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=15)