# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![DrFrasierCrane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@DrFrasierCrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFrasierCrane)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/281 "2003-10-16T19:06:02Z")
**MrBoy1967** , more than a boy and older than one, too! **MixieArmadillo** , the official Party Animal of the Straight Dope Message Boards. ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/282 "2003-10-16T19:17:00Z")
DrFrasierCrane-a PHD in “droppin’ knowlege”… ---
**Author:** ![Amy881](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@Amy881](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amy881)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/283 "2003-10-17T04:32:24Z")
**MrBoy1967** has the nicest ass I have never seen. ---
**Author:** ![otherwiseknownas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/59ef9b/32.png) [@otherwiseknownas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otherwiseknownas)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/284 "2003-10-17T07:42:48Z")
**Amy881** , it took a while but we’ve finally found one we like. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/285 "2003-10-17T12:36:59Z")
**Dwalin** was made to rule the world. ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/286 "2003-10-17T14:48:49Z")
**Shirley Ujest** , wiser than Solomon, more precious and beautiful than a stapler that\* actually works\*. And gummy worms! She’s better than gummy worms, too! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/287 "2003-10-17T18:38:54Z")
**MixieArmadillio** 1/3 less BS with improved cleaning action. ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/288 "2003-10-17T19:33:02Z")
**Desert geezer** , I want you for dessert. Wear the cherry. **petrichoid** , you _know_ half the lurkers in OMFG are in love with you, don’t you? And quite a few of the female lurkers, too. 😛 **otherwiseknownas** girl, somebody ought to market you as a gadget for the rich and famous. At least, to those who could afford you. ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/289 "2003-10-17T19:58:25Z")
**Maastricht** – the ultimate driving machine that whitens your teeth while you do the dishes! ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/290 "2003-10-17T21:17:49Z")
A word of caution: only read a **squeegee** post when the color of your beverage matches the color of your tablecloth. ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/291 "2003-10-17T22:33:39Z")
Maastricht is hotter than a jalepeno pepper, coated in tabasco sauce, in a sauna, in the Sahara, in the summer, during a record-breaking heat wave and cooler than an iced cappucino, covered in snow, in a utility freezer, at the South Pole, during an ice storm ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/292 "2003-10-17T23:21:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Setherghd \* > \*\ ***Gyrate** , is that Year-ate or Ji-rate? I love you either way. Spank me please. \*\* Blunt as a spoon, that’s **Setherghd** **spogga** ’s my ONE TRUE LOVE! ---
**Author:** ![FreeRange\_Maniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/97f17d/32.png) [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/293 "2003-10-18T00:41:26Z")
SanquineSpider, I…I’m…speechless and humbled by your quick wit and matchless repartee. Obviously working for Yahoo! has destroyed any remaining brain cells in my poor overworked head. I salute you!🆒 ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/294 "2003-10-18T21:37:09Z")
**Rhaeven** ’s the maven! I love your moxie! **spogga** needs a red butt, too! **BellaDellaItalia** is wetter than a Roman aquaduct! All hail Caesar! **Maastricht** ain’t just a noise you make when choking, nosiree! He’s clean and happy to be so! I bought my **squeegee** on sale! **Shirley Ujest** isn’t really joking, she’s serious! Seriously wonderfully incredibly amazingly amazing. **MrBoy1967** is the best and last of the gun-totin’, haiku-writin’ Ol’ West cowboys! Get along lil’ doggies! **if6was9** then we are all a lot older than we look! Thanks man! ---
**Author:** ![TygerDralion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@TygerDralion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TygerDralion)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/295 "2003-10-19T10:02:29Z")
**Sanguine Spider** … always signing off leaving everyone wanting more. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/296 "2003-10-19T10:10:45Z")
**BellaDellaItalia** inspired me to post the name **Linguini Bikini** in that Band Name thread. Really. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/297 "2003-10-19T15:36:13Z")
\*\*Sanguine Spider \*\* Long legs and smoooooth with it, I just love that girl ---
**Author:** ![TygerDralion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@TygerDralion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TygerDralion)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/298 "2003-12-03T16:33:56Z")
Spogga, so spoggleicious! ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/299 "2003-12-03T17:34:22Z")
TYGER,TYGER,…burning bright…oh! so bright, like a beacon in the night. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/300 "2003-12-03T19:33:27Z")
**spogga** - life’s just BETTER with him around! **TygerDralion** - GRRRRRR, **Tyger** ’s GRRRRRREAT (and crunchy in milk!) **Gyrate** - has left the building! _crowd roars for more_ **Blonde** has more fun because she’s… a GIRL! Her hair color has nothing to do with it. **Mr. Babbington** really cares for the rest of us Dopers. He’s the grand Poo-bah of pleasant posters that post pleasantly and pleasantly post! Thanks, man! **Horseflesh** isn’t really dead, he’s made off with a bit o’ treasure and is enjoying a long vacation in the tropics. He isn’t so greedy as the rest of his fellow bandits and for that we are lucky. (lame, I know _sniff_) **EddyTeddyFreddy** kills us with aplomb! She’s da friggin’ sexy bomb! (oh GAWD, shoot me now ETF please… ) **Sternvogel** is the sweet apple in the pie of life, with a pinch of cinnamon for taste. Let’s go and eat him ala mode! **Lobsang** - how many songs could a Lobsang sing if a Lobsang could sing songs? A LOT! He’s superfly karaoke! **SanguineSpider** - used up all her wee brain power and must rest… nappytime! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=16)