# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/301 "2003-12-03T20:00:13Z")
Jeez SPIDER you sure are one leggy lass ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/302 "2003-12-03T20:06:53Z")
**spogga** , what BIG eyes you have! _“All the better to see you with, my dear.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/303 "2003-12-03T22:51:48Z")
**TygerDralion** can bump with the best of them. **SanguineSpider** : better than chocolate and twice as sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/304 "2003-12-11T21:50:02Z")
**Gyrate** - Moves like a spidermonkey on stereroids ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/305 "2003-12-11T22:01:39Z")
**Gyrate** There _IS_ a party in his pants! And we just thought he was itchy… ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/306 "2003-12-12T12:49:25Z")
**SanguineSpider** can weave my web any time. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/307 "2003-12-12T13:58:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\ ***spogga** , what BIG eyes you have! > > _“All the better to see you with, my dear.”_ \*\* …and that’s not all that’s big;) ---
**Author:** ![Joan\_of\_Argghh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58956e/32.png) [@Joan\_of\_Argghh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joan_of_Argghh)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/308 "2003-12-13T00:28:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spogga \* > \*\*…and that’s not all that’s big;) \*\* Spogga, a man among spiders! His waggish wit is only surpassed by his enormous…uh…er…ego! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/309 "2003-12-13T00:44:10Z")
**Joan of Argghh!** - Noone looks as classy or stylish burning at the stake! ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/310 "2003-12-13T03:34:06Z")
JOAN: You misspelt eggs 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Joan\_of\_Argghh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58956e/32.png) [@Joan\_of\_Argghh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joan_of_Argghh)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/311 "2003-12-13T04:14:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spogga \* > \*\*JOAN: You misspelt eggs 🙂 \*\* spogga: you’re eggs-aggerating your attributes. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/312 "2003-12-13T06:48:11Z")
**Joan of Argghh!** , she’s no one’s bitch. **spogga** likes legs and he knows how to use them… tee hee! **fetus** gives good invites! ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/313 "2003-12-13T18:51:57Z")
**SanguineSpider** makes my chelicerae water and my spinnerets warm. ! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Immortal_Mango)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/314 "2003-12-13T20:16:57Z")
This thread is completely rubbish and utterly pointless and boring. The only reason I am still here is \*\*cityboy916[\B]. ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/315 "2003-12-13T20:58:38Z")
To **The\_Immortal\_Mango** … You make me sick I want you and I’m hatin’ it Got me lit like a candlestick Get too hot when you touch the tip I’m feeling it, I gotta get a grip and It’s driving me crazy, baby, don’t you quit Can’t get enough of it You got me going again Baby, you got me going again You make me sick Points if anybody listens to their kids’ bad pop music enough to know who sings this… ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/316 "2003-12-13T21:22:12Z")
FLATTER ME GODDAMMIT! ---
**Author:** ![Waddle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bb73d2/32.png) [@Waddle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waddle)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/317 "2003-12-13T21:25:40Z")
BellaDellaItaalia, smart enough to know what her/his name means. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/318 "2003-12-13T21:29:59Z")
ILSA: Temper, temper I love you when you’re mad ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/319 "2003-12-13T21:50:20Z")
**spogga** really knows his British breakfast cuisine! **Waddle** may be from Kentucky, but he/she sure knows his/her Italian. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/320 "2003-12-13T22:07:36Z")
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