# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![xayoz306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xayoz306](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xayoz306)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/341 "2003-12-14T11:18:27Z")
**fetus** - Now with 50% more arcastic humour šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/342 "2003-12-14T12:01:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spogga \* > \*\*One does ones best \*\* wendyrules \*\* > [size=1] {{thinks}} One day Iā€™m gonna go to Oz and find that wendyrules woman and show her what a guy can doā€¦really! \*\* Yeah, yeahā€¦ sure, sureā€¦ You Silver Fox, you! The proof will be in the pudding, my friend! ā€¦ So, have you got your ticket booked yet? Youā€™re more than welcome over in the sunny shores of "Oorrz-trayliaa! šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/343 "2003-12-14T12:03:26Z")
[b[ fetus \*\* I think you are a role model for all posters on this board. BTW \*\* xayoz306 \*\* misspelt \*\* spogga \*\* Yuk, Yuk, Yuk. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/344 "2003-12-14T12:05:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wendyrules \* > \*\*Yeah, yeahā€¦ sure, sureā€¦ You Silver Fox, you! The proof will be in the pudding, my friend! > > ā€¦ So, have you got your ticket booked yet? Youā€™re more than welcome over in the sunny shores of "Oorrz-trayliaa! šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜‰ \*\* Just a tad worried about \*\*wendyrulesME \*\* otherwise Iā€™d be beating a path to your door right this minute. ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/345 "2003-12-14T12:12:29Z")
Yeah, well I rule his heart and he does mineā€¦ but itā€™s always good to have friends or foxes stop by! Seriously, he ainā€™t scary at allā€¦ just watch out for Me! Be afwaidā€¦ vewy, vewy afwaid!!! But, at the same time, feel welcome at all timesā€¦ Iā€™ll even let you bring my mail to my front door, if you wish! šŸ˜ƒ _squats behind front door wielding a meat-cleaver_ šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/346 "2003-12-14T12:53:23Z")
Do you know for one mad minute I read it as ā€œshits behind front door wielding a meat cleaverā€ I must get my mincers tested. ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/347 "2003-12-14T12:57:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spogga \* > \*\*Do you know for one mad minute I read it as ā€œshits behind front door wielding a meat cleaverā€ > > I must get my mincers tested. \*\* LMAOā€¦ I just hope youā€™re house-trained enough to clean up your own damned mess! šŸ˜ƒ Soā€¦ anyway - moving right along, whereā€™s MY sig? Sweet spogga?! Hmmmmm!!! :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/348 "2003-12-14T15:20:36Z")
**wendyrules** is the epitome of perfection in the human female, and is intelligent to boot. She doesnā€™t smell either and makes a fine haggis. Now, really! Flatter me! ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/349 "2003-12-14T15:39:55Z")
\*\* Ilsa \*\* I saw Ingrid Bergman playing Joan of Arc when I was a mere sprogletā€¦fell in love instantly \*\*wendyrules \*\* you wanna sig line? how about " I saw, she conquered, I came" ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/350 "2003-12-14T16:44:46Z")
By the time she played Joan of Arc, she was a little old for me. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Lovey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Lovey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lovey)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/351 "2003-12-20T15:21:44Z")
> [@](#): > > [font=webdings][color=CC0033][size=5]![/ size][/ color][/ font] > > Remove all the spaces from the above code. Or, go like youā€™re going to quote me and youā€™ll see the spider code you can copy/paste into your sig line. You can get many such little icons from webding fontsā€¦ here is the web your spider woveā€¦ " AND - Above is your spider crushed šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/352 "2003-12-20T15:40:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lovey \* > \*\*You can get many such little icons from webding fontsā€¦ > > here is the web your spider woveā€¦ > > " > > AND > > - > > Above is your spider crushed šŸ˜ƒ \*\* Neato mosquito, **Lovey** , thanks a bunch! Now whereā€™s Thurston, you ask? I think heā€™s helping the Skipper and Gilligan down at the lagoonā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![sultana\_of\_slash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@sultana\_of\_slash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sultana_of_slash)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/353 "2004-01-02T21:53:05Z")
Johnny Bravo - Where bravado meets brevity. ---
**Author:** ![Teleolurian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19b73/32.png) [@Teleolurian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teleolurian)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/354 "2004-01-02T23:48:17Z")
The **Sultana of Slash** has achieved heights the rest of us are far too unimaginative to even have dreamed about. ---
**Author:** ![klockwerk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/klockwerk/32/6475_2.png) [@klockwerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klockwerk)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/355 "2004-01-02T23:58:26Z")
\*\* Teleolurian\*\*: For those times when the Teletubbies just arenā€™t enough for you. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/356 "2004-01-03T01:33:21Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by klockwerk \* > \*\*\*\* Teleolurian_\*: For those times when the Teletubbies just arenā€™t enough for you. \*\* HAAAHAAAAHAA, If only you knew what teletubbie time meant to me šŸ˜‰ **klockwerk** ~~ making things happen on time for years. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/357 "2004-01-03T01:39:43Z")
**klockwerk** orangeā€¦ gets IT done with a wee bit of the olā€™ ultra-violence. Come, come droogs, letā€™s sippy us some milkplus! ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/358 "2004-01-03T01:48:39Z")
A day without **SanguineSpider** is likeā€¦ well itā€™s like aā€¦ well, it just sucks, dude ok!?! ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/359 "2004-01-03T02:53:31Z")
**SanguineSpider** ā€“ Born of fire, tempered by love, tamed by no one. She is your deepest fear, your highest hope, your unquenched desire. **verbenabeast** ā€“ The only man capable of making beast a verb. (e.g. ā€œYeah, I _beasted_ her last night.ā€) ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Matrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/34f0e0/32.png) [@Red\_Matrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Matrix)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/360 "2004-01-03T03:17:00Z")
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