# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Azure\_Eternity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@Azure\_Eternity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azure_Eternity)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/361 "2004-01-03T04:57:28Z")
The matrix: now available in both wintergreen and cinnamon! Try new **Red Matrix** today! ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/362 "2004-01-03T05:19:24Z")
**Azure Eternity** – the real reason the world still trembles. **Red Matrix** – harvesting the souls of the unbelievers since this morning. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/363 "2004-01-03T05:28:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > \*\ ***SanguineSpider** – Born of fire, tempered by love, tamed by no one. She is your deepest fear, your highest hope, your unquenched desire. \*\* :eek: WOW! That has to be in the top FIVE, man! THANK YOU… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/364 "2004-01-03T05:34:13Z")
**Horseflesh** : He’s got the map… and he knows where to go! :smack: Lamelamelamelame!! I cannot live up to your level right now, sorry guy. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/365 "2004-01-03T05:37:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\*:eek: WOW! That has to be in the top FIVE, man! THANK YOU… 😃 \*\* ::blushes:: What can I say? I was inspired and it just flowed out like that. Woo-hoo! I’m a sig man! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/366 "2004-01-03T05:52:36Z")
Yes… yes, you are a sig man, you great big… SIG man, you!! ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/367 "2004-01-03T07:28:50Z")
**Horseflesh** you are a sig man, you great big… SIG man, you!! – **SanguineSpider** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/368 "2004-01-03T08:39:02Z")
I gotta get me in on some of this action, okay? **squeegee** , no one can dry my windshield like you, babe! How was that, did I do good? Maybe it’ll help if you consider “dry my windshield” as a euphemism for something. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/369 "2004-01-03T20:53:37Z")
For **SanguineSpider** : \*\*SanguineSpider rules over heaven and earth with her mighty sword, and makes great coffeee. She smells nice, too. !!! ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/370 "2004-01-03T20:57:23Z")
**AntaresJB** is the chocolate sprinkles resting upon the ice cream of the world. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/371 "2004-01-03T23:52:20Z")
**squeegee** - Gee, you can squee me anytime. **AntaresJB** - When the final star breathes it’s last, **AntaresJB** alone will hold the world in her gaze. **Ilsa\_Lund** - More fun than a frog and a couple of M80’s. **Treviathan** - After a hard fought battle against ignorance, nothing relaxes you like sitting back and sipping a tall, frosty glass of **Treviathan**. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/372 "2004-01-03T23:59:49Z")
**Horseflesh** , nothing tastes better in a time of famine! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/373 "2004-01-04T00:36:13Z")
Dang, **Ilsa\_Lund** … you really made my eyes hurt. _mumbles safe mode wearily and sighs_ ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/375 "2004-01-04T03:09:21Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* **AntaresJB** - When the final star breathes it’s last, **AntaresJB** alone will hold the world in her gaze. QUOTE] Ohhhhh! Dammit, **Horseflesh** , you made me all blushing and stuff! Eeee, I like this thread. And chocolate sprinkles… hehe. 😃 I’m so bad at this, though… let’s see… **Treviathan** - Need I say more? **Horseflesh** - Evoking mental images of stud farms since about two minutes ago. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/376 "2004-01-04T04:08:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\*Dang, **Ilsa\_Lund** … you really made my eyes hurt. > _mumbles safe mode wearily and sighs_ \*\* It says something. Put it in MS Word. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/377 "2004-01-04T04:15:16Z")
Got **Ilsa\_Lund**? ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/378 "2004-01-04T04:35:49Z")
Wow… that’s great. So simple, yet elegant. **dwalin** - what more can you say? ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/379 "2004-01-04T04:48:11Z")
Ilsa\_Lund- The poster known as the personification of Nirvana, Eisengard, and The Place Where Fishes Are Eternally Blessed. ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/380 "2004-01-04T05:49:24Z")
“W(orldwise)O(bservant)N(ifty)K(indly)O(bjective) the S(agacious)A(rticulate)N(oble)E(rudite)!!!” KABOOM! “I’m no longer Billy Batson, newspaperboy!” ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/381 "2004-01-04T05:58:16Z")
**Wonko The Sane** – Just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, they go and make a **Wonko The Sane** Dark Chocolate and Caramel candy bar. **dondondemacho** – If laughter had a spokesperson, **dondondemacho** would be it. **Ilsa\_Lund** – There’s nothing like a tan from basking in the aura of **Ilsa\_Lund**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=20)