# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Sinshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sinshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinshine)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/21 "2003-09-15T18:14:00Z")

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**Ender\_Will** : the mighty oak we all long to be…

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/22 "2003-09-15T18:18:43Z")

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**DeVena** , if class were gold, you’d be Fort friggin’ Knox!

**BiblioCat** , you must…MUST, I say…run away with me to the Casbah!

**lightningtool** , you saved my life thanks to that post. I can never truely repay you. Thank you sincerely.

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/23 "2003-09-15T18:23:05Z")

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😃

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/24 "2003-09-15T18:24:13Z")

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I swear to og I clicked that damn checkbox. :mad:

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/25 "2003-09-15T18:28:22Z")

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**Max Carnage** knows a lot of words, and uses them all very well. Even the really big ones.

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**Author:** ![Lockz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Lockz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockz)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/26 "2003-09-15T18:32:56Z")

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**Max Carnage** is the person I’d turn to for trouble, anytime! He’s just that good.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/27 "2003-09-15T18:36:34Z")

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**Max Carnage** , I love you. Not in a gay way, nor in a ‘good friend’-kind of way, per se. Not even in a brotherly way. But believe me, my feelings for you can be described in no other fashion than that of true donkey love.

**SinShine** , you, sir/madam have the least objectionable hairstyle and/or arse I have never seen.

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**Author:** ![Sinshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sinshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinshine)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/28 "2003-09-15T18:46:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \*  
> **SinShine** , you, sir/madam have the least objectionable hairstyle and/or arse I have never seen.

Why, **Mr. Happy** , my arse, my hair and I all thank you profusely. 😃 😃 😃

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/29 "2003-09-15T18:49:47Z")

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\<\<Clapping hands and boucing up and down\>\> Yippee!! I like this game!!\<\</clapping\>\>

**TeaElle** : Sweet, caring, beautiful, and can kick ass in movie trivia!

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/30 "2003-09-15T19:03:08Z")

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**DeVena** –Now 33% sexier.

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**Author:** ![Aries28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Aries28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aries28)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/31 "2003-09-15T19:17:32Z")

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**Casey1505** You don’t even WANT to know what the 1505 represents. 😉

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**Author:** ![Teegus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Teegus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teegus)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/32 "2003-09-15T19:27:32Z")

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**Aries** We all WANT what the 28 represents 😃

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/33 "2003-09-15T19:42:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lightingtool \*  
> \*\ ***twickster** can brown my bacon anyday.
> 
> \*\*

You know, I was hoping for something a little more, um … or maybe a little less, ah, whatever.

May I throw that one back and get another?

**Teegus** – almost an anagram of “sehr gut,” if it weren’t for the extra “e,” and, oh yeah, the lack of an “h” and an “r.”

(not effusive enough? okay, I’ll try again.)

**Teegus** – the _only_ reason I get out of bed in the morning.

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**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/34 "2003-09-15T19:49:08Z")

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**Aries28** , now with 28% more FREE!!

**Happy Lendervedder** , the poster whose name rhymes with cheddar.

**Teegus** , your witty comments on bovine mating practices have left me speechless.

And **twickster** , thanks for insight on the delicate matter of my powertool/rectum difficulties.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/35 "2003-09-15T20:01:24Z")

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**lightingtool** , use him/her and the next thing you know you’re on the other side of the room, shocked and disheveled, trying to figure out what the hell just happened.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/36 "2003-09-15T20:13:54Z")

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If I was gay, I’d be deepthroating **Giraffe** right now.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/37 "2003-09-15T20:16:28Z")

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**Giraffe** , your sagacious tongue is exceded only by your prehinsile insight!

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/38 "2003-09-15T20:21:12Z")

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**Lockz** , I really, really dread yours.

😃

**Mr. Licious** , I _distinctly_ recall telling you that I’ve always thought of you as an especially tasty Andy, so … \<pout\> I’m not worth a sig line, huh?

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/39 "2003-09-15T20:30:04Z")

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**happy** , I don’t know if you’ve ever seen my real sig or not, but you’ve just completed my trilogy…

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/40 "2003-09-15T20:31:18Z")

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grrrrrrr…that’s what I get for previewing and then NOT seeing if the box was checked again…

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