# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/402 "2004-01-05T23:38:52Z")
**cityboy916** , only if you offer your services as guide. The outside world frightens me so! (heh heh) ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/403 "2004-01-05T23:41:28Z")
Oh, **Red**!! _purr_ ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2004, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/404 "2004-01-06T06:56:15Z")
One look from **Red Matrix** can shred your clothes at 10 paces. There he goes again – fulfilling prophecies, creating legends, and gettin’ all the women. Those who don’t want to be **cityboy916** are truly bereft of synaptic functionality. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2004, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/405 "2004-01-06T08:50:54Z")
**verbenabeast** - leaves your computer screen smelling like a meadow in springtime. **Horseflesh** - always knows what to say, is never at a loss for words, and is also quite popular with the ladies. We humbly bask in the presence of one so great as you. **SanguineSpider** - for one so lovely as yourself I would offer my services as guide, computer technician, ah… finder of things lost, umm… guess that’s all I do but I would certainly offer them to you anyway. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/406 "2004-01-06T14:09:48Z")
\*\* spogga \*\* Well for what it’s worth and speaking purely unbiased you understand, I think that you are possibly, nay! certainly, the nicest person to frequent these illustrious forums. Far be it for me to blow ones own trumpet [God only knows I’ve tried, ended up with a bad back]…anyway as I was saying from a strictly non-partisan window, I think you are wonderful and If I wasn’t you I’d marry myself if you get the drift, right, OK? ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Matrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/34f0e0/32.png) [@Red\_Matrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Matrix)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2004, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/407 "2004-01-06T18:23:48Z")
**Horseflesh** is that supposed to be positive? I don’t understand your context. (i don’t get it) Especially with a previous “reaping souls” bit. **SanS** _Growl_ ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2004, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/408 "2004-01-06T19:23:32Z")
**spogga** IS the nicest fellow on the boards! He just proposed to himself! Congrats, man! **Red** : Wild thing! You make my heart sing! You make everything… groovy! **Horseflesh** is a man of many talents, just look at my sig line! **misstee** : her drapes and carpet MATCH! If she had carpeting… that is. I’m so BAAAAAAD! Tee hee! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/409 "2004-01-06T22:39:01Z")
**SanguineSpider** - Hmmph. God can take a raincheck. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Matrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/34f0e0/32.png) [@Red\_Matrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Matrix)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/410 "2004-01-09T22:22:06Z")
! ~ born of a virgin, product of lust, she is our savior, or we become dust! **Ilsa\_Lund** – Pink Floyd takes a back seat to you. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/411 "2004-01-09T23:08:25Z")
**Red Matrix** , the Cadillac of Matrices! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/412 "2004-01-10T02:24:30Z")
**Ponder Stibbons** - Who doesn’t want to ponder his stibbons? ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/413 "2004-01-10T06:54:51Z")
That sounds rather holy in a warped way, **Red Matrix**. Are you my God? **Ilsa\_Lund** makes me tinkle like an overexcited puppy at a Bowie concert! **Ponder Stibbons** makes the world go 'round. He’s kicky. **cityboy916** wants to be everything to me. How cool is that? ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/414 "2004-01-10T08:00:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Red Matrix \* > **Horseflesh is that supposed to be positive? I don’t understand your context. (i don’t get it) Especially with a previous “reaping souls” bit.** Well, don’t read _too_ much into it. I was actually remembering the end of the remake of _The Italian Job_ where the computer geek wants a stereo system so loud it blows the clothes off women (he gets it and it does). I simply embellished in your name. Try this one on: **Red Matrix** – Ribbed for our pleasure. **Ponder Stibbons** – Worth his weight in chocolate and just as tasty. **Ilsa\_Lund** – A geologist’s wet dream: Heart of Gold, Eyes of Sapphire, and a Soul of Diamonds. **spogga** – A veritable porcupine of love. Stick me big boy! **SanguineSpider** – There’s no such thing as too much Red. **cityboy916** – The last of a dying breed. Quick, somebody snare him and stuff him! ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/415 "2004-01-10T09:25:58Z")
Horseflesh-the best meat in New Jersey! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/416 "2004-01-10T22:15:54Z")
**MrBoy1967** - More A1, bang-up, banner, blue-ribbon, boss, bully, bunkum, capital, champion, classic, classical, dandy, famous, fine, first-class, first-rate, first-string, five-star, front-rank, Grade A, number one, par excellence, prime, quality, royal, skookum, slap-up, sovereign, stunning, superior, swingeing, top, top-notch, whiz-bang; MARVELOUS, SUPREME, high-class, high-grade, proper; rum; distinguished, exceptional, premium; brag, incomparable, magnificent, nobby, sensational, smart, superb, superlative, terrific, tip-top, unsurpassed, all wool and a yard wide, beyond compare and out of this world than _anyone_ born in 1968! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/417 "2004-01-10T22:59:54Z")
**SanguineSpider** - 'Cause this mammajamma’s gonna kick your ass! ```auto ____ , /---.'. ______ // '--.\ /.---' _______ \\ // /.------.\ \| .'/ ______ // ___\ \ ||/|\ // _/_----.\__ |/ /.-.\ \ \:|< >|// _/.'..\ '--' // \'. | \'.|.'/ /_/ / \\ // \ \_\/" ' ~\-'.-' \\ // '-._| :H: |'-.__ \\ // (/'==='\)'-._\ || || \\ \| || \\ ' |/ \\ || || \\ ' ``` ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/418 "2004-01-10T23:10:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \* > \*\ ***SanguineSpider** - 'Cause this mammajamma’s gonna kick your ass! > > ```auto > > ____ , > /---.'. ______ // > '--.\ /.---' > _______ \\ // > /.------.\ \| .'/ ______ > // ___\ \ ||/|\ // _/_----.\__ > |/ /.-.\ \ \:|< >|// _/.'..\ '--' > // \'. | \'.|.'/ /_/ / \\ > // \ \_\/" ' ~\-'.-' \\ > // '-._| :H: |'-.__ \\ > // (/'==='\)'-._\ || > || \\ \| > || \\ ' > |/ \\ > || > || > \\ > ' > > ``` > > \*\* Oh my Friggin’ GOD! WOW! I wish I had the time and patience to do all that… damn! Thank you!! Shit, man… how can I top that? You do realize that people would want to kick my ass if that was my sig, right? Damn that is seriously cool though! You rock! ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/419 "2004-01-10T23:26:17Z")
SanguineSpider, you are a proper noun to me. I love you as a man loves his bomb shelter during a nuclear holocaust. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/420 "2004-01-11T00:24:17Z")
> [@](#): > > Shit, man… how can I top that? Well, if I were you, I’d try this: **SanguineSpider** - She rocks the house! Ask my little friend: ```auto | | | | | />\\//\\/>\ | /<\//\\//<\ \:( \> /< //\ />\ \> .;`'`/`;<\ </ /<\ /\\ <\ </ // \</ <\ <\.;` \<;/> /> \>/ \\: \> /< //:/> \> \> o o /> /> / >\> \\ \> \> \> \> o:cool: :cool:0 /> . ( .. ) .;`;` \> \\ \> /> //: /> \\ \> /> // /> \> <\ \\ <\ \\ \> /> // /> /`//\ <\ \\<\ </ // </ ( //- \ \> \\ \> /> /// /> _//\ \/ <\ \\\<\ < /// </ \_ \> \\\> />//> <\\<\ <//</ \>\\> \\( )// \\ // ``` ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/421 "2004-01-11T01:19:18Z")
Um. Wow? Ilsa-Lund is so fun! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=22)