# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/41 "2003-09-15T20:34:50Z")
**Ellen Cherry** could beat the crap out of Batman even if he was prepared! ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/42 "2003-09-15T20:36:25Z")
**Max Carnage** , for when **Min Carnage** simply won’t do. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/43 "2003-09-15T20:44:54Z")
**Zebra** , I’ve decided to name all my children after you. And my dog. And the goldfish. And the dust bunny under the bed which vaguely resembles Soupy Sales and was previously named Elvis. -or- I’m trying to talk my girlfirend into changing her name to **Zebra** so I won’t get in trouble when I call out your name during sex. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/44 "2003-09-15T20:48:58Z")
**Crunchy Frog** , I’d get a sex change for you. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/45 "2003-09-15T20:52:44Z")
**koeeoaddi** – damn close to impossible to pronounce, but well worth every bit of the tongue-twisting effort required. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/46 "2003-09-15T20:54:04Z")
[sub]Psst, don’t look now but that **Zebra** ’s hung like a mule.[/sub] **Crunchy Frog** , what a fine looking Gentile. **Lisa-go-Blind** , if you were a font, you’d be Novarese Ultra. And I don’t mean that in the bad sense. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/47 "2003-09-15T20:54:55Z")
**Lisa-go-Blind** , you’re a sight for sore eyes! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/48 "2003-09-15T20:57:11Z")
**twickster** , you quick-stir my **Happy Lendervedder**! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/49 "2003-09-15T21:03:55Z")
And hey! How bout that? I’m a sig! And funny thing, **Max** , I don’t recall ever seeing your sig before. But it’s like I’m always telling my friends and cow-orkers: “Love and Carnage-- you can’t have one without the other.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/50 "2003-09-15T21:04:09Z")
**EddyTeddyFreddy** - For when two rhyming words simply isn’t enough. ---
**Author:** ![buzzie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@buzzie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buzzie)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/51 "2003-09-15T22:08:50Z")
Hey Johnny–Bravo! Bravo! ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/52 "2003-09-15T22:39:54Z")
**buzzie** - stickier than an everlasting gobstopper. And that’s sticky in a good way. ---
**Author:** ![Azure\_Eternity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@Azure\_Eternity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azure_Eternity)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/53 "2003-09-15T22:45:39Z")
When a list of the history’s greatest geniuses is made, **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** will beat out those hacks Einstein and Newton. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/54 "2003-09-15T22:45:56Z")
**fizzygoodmakefeelnice** , the random clump of words that leaves your breath smelling like a hundred bucks! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/55 "2003-09-15T22:46:50Z")
**fizzygoodmakefeelnice** : does what it says on the tin! ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/56 "2003-09-15T22:46:59Z")
**Giraffe** - Can do some kind of funky trick with his tounge. That’s what I heard anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/57 "2003-09-15T22:48:59Z")
Blimey… **fizzy** ’s drowning in strange praise (and rightly so)… **Azure Eternity** - because “Blue Heaven” was already under copyright. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/58 "2003-09-15T22:52:06Z")
**Azure Eternity** : only three more years til she can pose for nudie mags. **Gyrate**? Yes please! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/59 "2003-09-15T22:56:08Z")
**Giraffe** - apparently it’s true what they say about the length of a man’s neck… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/60 "2003-09-15T22:59:07Z")
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