# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/61 "2003-09-15T23:20:31Z")
**Gyrate** : He makes me want to dance. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/62 "2003-09-15T23:53:48Z")
Super Gnat, twice as nice as Super Fly ~J ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/63 "2003-09-15T23:59:06Z")
**Jaade** : the extra ‘a’ is for attitude! Or possibly asparagus. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/64 "2003-09-16T00:27:32Z")
**Giraffe** : strong enough for a man, yet made for a woman. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/65 "2003-09-16T01:34:55Z")
**Lisa-go-Blind** from the brilliant radiance of her own luminosity (and don’t the kids just love her)! ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/66 "2003-09-16T01:35:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > **Azure Eternity: only three more years til she can pose for nudie mags.** Really? Satisfying Andy Licious is so hot, I’d crawl a mile over flaming, broken glass just to suck the lug nuts on the truck that hauls her pantys to the cleaners. Isn’t Andy a guy?:smack: LisaGoBlind kicks so much ass, she really, really kicks ass. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/67 "2003-09-16T01:46:05Z")
**hebespenomegacorona** : It takes a while to type, but you get a corona at the end! (Yeah, that was uber lame. Sue me.) **koeeoaddi** : The Vowel Master/Mistress (Also lame. What did you expect?) ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/68 "2003-09-16T01:57:11Z")
**Super Gnat** puts the lead in my pencil, the ink in my pen, and that weak-semi-sticky stuff on the back of my Post-it Notes – and I don’t mean literally! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/69 "2003-09-16T02:43:29Z")
That **Narrad** is one bad mutherf _shut your mouth_ Hey, I’m only talking about **Narrad** _I can dig it_ ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/70 "2003-09-16T03:19:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ellen Cherry \* > \*\ ***Lockz** , I really, really dread yours. > > 😃 > > **Mr. Licious** , I _distinctly_ recall telling you that I’ve always thought of you as an especially tasty Andy, so … \ I’m not worth a sig line, huh? \*\* I remembered your post, but I couldn’t find it. Don’t pout, Ellen, because I believe that **Ellen Cherry’s** posts are sweeter than sex. Sex with Ellen Cherry must be sweeter than life itself. Now, since I’m the **guy** who started this thread, as well as the one about style for the straight **guy,** I wonder if a **guy** like me could get a real good sig befitting someone of my **guyness.** ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/71 "2003-09-16T03:26:25Z")
… ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/72 "2003-09-16T03:27:50Z")
Satisfying Andy Licious melts in your mouth, not in your hands! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/73 "2003-09-16T03:31:37Z")
_EddyTeddyFreddy_: You KNOW you’re special when your screenname has provided names for THREE of my youngest brother’s goldfish. _Gyrate_: for those times when spasmodic pelvic thrust just won’t do. _Ellen Cherry_: not much you need to say about a gal whose name is “Cherry.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/74 "2003-09-16T03:32:06Z")
**Angua** - General Relativety my ass! _This_ chick is Special! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/75 "2003-09-16T03:32:44Z")
Oh, GAWD was that ever lame (blushes and hides her face in her hands in DEEP, DEEP shame!). ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/76 "2003-09-16T03:33:52Z")
Lag sucks goat butt!! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/77 "2003-09-16T03:53:01Z")
If every SDMB member but **SanguineSpider** were to hang out in **SanguineSpider** ’s house while she was away, it would represent the greatest assemblage of human wisdom and accomplishment in one place since **SanguineSpider** last spent time in the residence alone. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/78 "2003-09-16T04:05:02Z")
Heh, had to read that one twice… why thank you!! ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/79 "2003-09-16T09:45:37Z")
If you covered a pelican in chocolate, rolled it in finest oats, then drizzled it with honey made by fat bees, it wouldn’t be nearly as nice as **Sternvogal**. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/80 "2003-09-16T09:55:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\ ***Angua** - General Relativety my ass! _This_ chick is Special! \*\* Woo! I like it 😉 Alas, I’m not witty enough to think of one in response… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=5)