# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/81 "2003-09-16T10:18:04Z")
No matter where she is, **Angua** is ten minutes from anywhere. šŸ˜‰ **SanguineSpider** ā€™s got legs, and she knows how to use them. **Satisfying Andy Licious** : Itā€™s not just a name, itā€™s a promise. Thereā€™s just something about **Zebra** that makes me want to put bananas in my hair and scream ā€œAieeeeeeee!!!ā€ Itā€™s official: **NoClueBoy** really _is_ ā€œall that.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/82 "2003-09-16T10:31:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gyrate \* > \*\*No matter where she is, **Angua** is ten minutes from anywhere. šŸ˜‰ > \*\* :dubious: At least you didnā€™t mention the mobile rendevous pointā€¦ šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/83 "2003-09-16T10:35:20Z")
Gyrate - you oscillate! or something got mine this morning. cheers hajario ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/84 "2003-09-16T10:38:46Z")
Never mind about the first 22, **Marley23** is the best of the bunch. Accept no substitutes. **paulberserker** is charming, handsome, sophisticated, and deadly with a custard cream. ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/85 "2003-09-16T10:45:17Z")
**Gyrate** is first rate, the best of the best, truely a model for which humanity should use as a basis of how a person should be. ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/86 "2003-09-16T10:48:38Z")
**paulbeserker** - if you need to launch biscuits at anything, heā€™s ya man! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/87 "2003-09-16T11:51:52Z")
**Gyrate** ā€“ best effinā€™ sig-line coiner in the biz. **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** ā€“ she makes champagne taste like flat sodey pop. ---
**Author:** ![mrsface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@mrsface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsface)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/88 "2003-09-16T12:43:48Z")
Aslan of Narnia - Lord of the SDMB jungle (sorry bold not working) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/89 "2003-09-16T13:26:08Z")
**mrsface** - so beatimous, Mona Lisa had to have plastic surgery! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/90 "2003-09-16T13:34:39Z")
**Knowed Out** always knocks my socks off. ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/91 "2003-09-16T13:55:49Z")
**Zebra** is defintely a horse of a different colorā€¦if zebras were actually horsesā€¦and **Zebra** was an actual zebraā€¦but I guess thatā€™s not possible because zebras canā€™t use a computer anywayā€¦but if they _could_ use computers and **Zebra** was an actual zebra, then **Zebra** would be the best zebra on the SD! What? ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/92 "2003-09-16T14:59:23Z")
**NoClueBoy** ā€¦ itā€™s not just a clever name. > [@](#): > > _originally posted by SanguineSpider_ > Lag sucks goat butt!! ā€¦ but **SanguineSpider** , most definitely, does _not_!! ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/93 "2003-09-16T15:10:13Z")
**verbenabeast** should never have been confused for a woman. ---
**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/94 "2003-09-16T15:49:44Z")
Sticks and stones may break my bones but handcuffs and Johnny Bravo excite me! ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/95 "2003-09-16T16:30:18Z")
**Isabelle** rings _my_ chimes. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/96 "2003-09-16T16:57:03Z")
**Mikie** used to just ā€˜like itā€™; now he REALLY likes it! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/97 "2003-09-16T18:02:35Z")
Grizzrich puts the ā€œZAHā€ in my ā€œHUZZAH!ā€. (Lamelamelamelame! Sorryā€¦) Gyrate makes all our tinglies tingle and I do mean ALL. Look! There in the sky! ITā€™S SUPER GNAT! Verbenabeast: ā€œThe other white meat!ā€ Or ā€œItā€™s whatā€™s for dinner!ā€ I so suck at this, I beg forgivenessā€¦ please do not whip me! ummmā€¦ well, maybe once. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/98 "2003-09-16T18:11:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > \*\*:dubious: At least you didnā€™t mention the mobile rendevous pointā€¦ šŸ˜‰ \*\* Okay, okay, try this one: **Angua** is everything a man could want in a woman: beautiful, funny, intelligent, and able to support a full pint glass in her cleavage. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/99 "2003-09-16T18:27:06Z")
**SanguineSpider** is positively ooky. And I mean that in a good way. **GrizzRich**! Say it loud and thereā€™s music playing. Say it soft, and itā€™s almost likeā€¦ someone opening Velcro. (Sorry.) When I grow up, I want to be just like **Mikie** , only without that strange growth. You know the one Iā€™m talking about. **Isabelle** makes all the boys say ā€œHey baby, hey baby, hey!ā€ Usually at gunpoint. Of all the Narnians, **Aslan** is definitely the Narniest. No, **av8rmike** , I said you were the _Biggles_ of the board. Now please put your pants back on. ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/100 "2003-09-16T18:33:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gyrate \* > \*\* > > When I grow up, I want to be just like **Mikie** , only without that strange growth. You know the one Iā€™m talking about. > > \*\* I thought the goal here was flatteryā€¦? šŸ˜• But, yeah, I kinda like it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=6)