# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![shelsbells13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@shelsbells13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shelsbells13)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/101 "2003-09-16T18:38:02Z")
Johnny Bravo- eternally applause-worthy ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/102 "2003-09-16T19:56:49Z")
**av8rmike** : His chewing gum does _not_ lose it’s flavor on the bedpost overnight… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/103 "2003-09-16T20:11:24Z")
**verbenabeast** is the thinking man’s Steve Urkel. If more people were like **Greywolf73** , there would be less difference in the world. When I think of **Knowed Out** , I feel just like a schoolgirl again – no mean feat, considering I’m a bearded man in my late thirties. What can one say about **mrsface** that hasn’t already been said about Dale Winton? Don’t believe anything you hear about **twickster** being the love child of Adlai Stevenson and Jennifer Aniston; Jen really isn’t Adlai’s type. ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/104 "2003-09-16T20:13:36Z")
**Gyrate** , doesnt leave a man (or a doper) behind. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/105 "2003-09-16T20:15:06Z")
**Gyrate** put the bomp in the bomp-sha-bomp-sha-bomp _and_ the rhyme in the rhyme-a-lime-a-ding-dong ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/106 "2003-09-16T20:18:06Z")
doesn’t leave a man-behind?!? ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/107 "2003-09-16T20:26:51Z")
screw it, I change Gyrate’s to: **Gyrate** , stays crunchy in milk! ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/108 "2003-09-16T20:27:13Z")
**Verbenabeast** is a testosterone driven masculine machine-o’love. What a hunk. What a yummy piece of man-flesh. I would love to take a bite… ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/109 "2003-09-16T20:29:35Z")
Psalex - hotter than 1920’s Style Death Rays. ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/110 "2003-09-16T20:33:44Z")
**Philster** … my future husband. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/111 "2003-09-16T21:19:01Z")
**Flowerchild** : you so hot, you burning my dog. ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/112 "2003-09-16T21:45:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gyrate \* > \*\ ***Flowerchild** : you so hot, you burning my dog. \*\* Gyrate:Causes yer head to spin. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/113 "2003-09-16T21:56:20Z")
**Psalex** _could_ be the perfect woman… smart, funny, great taste in men… ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/114 "2003-09-16T22:06:26Z")
**verbenabeast** : Whoever mistook him for a woman needs an eye exam, STAT! ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/115 "2003-09-16T22:39:30Z")
Cosmopolitan:Your Wheelchair only ads to you charm and empathetic nature! (I was SOOOO excited it was someone I kinda know!) ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/116 "2003-09-16T22:46:33Z")
**erictelevision** can bombard me with his electrons ANYTIME! **Cosmopolitan:** the very name conjures up a smoky and sophisticated aura. **erictelevision:** once you turn him on, forget about turning him off. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/117 "2003-09-16T22:58:12Z")
Warning: **Psalex** may cause dizziness, palpitations and a sense of uncontrollable arousal. For external use only. **erictelevision** gives a whole new meaning to “laying cable”. If there’s one thing to be said for **shelsbells13** , there’s probably more. **Cosmopolitan** is the kind of woman David Blaine would leave his box for. I can’t decide whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing, though… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/118 "2003-09-16T22:58:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gyrate \* > \*\*Don’t believe anything you hear about **twickster** being the love child of Adlai Stevenson and Jennifer Aniston; Jen really isn’t Adlai’s type. \*\* Yikes, that’s creepy, **Gyrate** – my mother had a major crush on Adlais Stevenson. (Yes, I do realize that meakes me a second-generation nerd.) **Mehitabel** – she’s much too good for that stinkin’ cockroach ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/119 "2003-09-16T23:14:57Z")
You’re right - that _is_ creepy, **twickster**. Does your mother look anything like Jennifer Aniston? There’s a perpetual aura of mystery and wonder surrounding **hebesphenomegacorona** , but it’s mostly regarding how it’s pronounced. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/120 "2003-09-16T23:43:26Z")
**Jaade** , a jewell of a woman. Though she’s not green. Not _very_ green, anyways. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=7)