# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/121 "2003-09-17T00:06:22Z")

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**NoClueBoy** :  
I always have a clue when it comes to you.

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**Author:** ![otherwiseknownas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/59ef9b/32.png) [@otherwiseknownas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otherwiseknownas)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/122 "2003-09-17T00:30:57Z")

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**Lisa-go-Blind** - to have read her posts is to have basked in the presence of ultimate greatness

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**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/123 "2003-09-17T00:36:03Z")

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**otherwiseknownas** – Surely the greatest. The greatest what, we don’t yet know.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/124 "2003-09-17T00:37:02Z")

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**otherwiseknownas** - The kind of person God would make if only he knew how.

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/125 "2003-09-17T00:43:52Z")

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**Lisa-go-Blind** is like a twinkie… wholesome, sweet, tasteful, pleasing to the eye, and filled with creamy goodness!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/126 "2003-09-17T00:47:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Isabelle \*  
> \*\*Sticks and stones may break my bones but handcuffs and Johnny Bravo excite me! \*\*

Wow.

If this weren’t in a “let’s flatter each other shamelessly” thread, I’d make that my sig!

I certainly do need one…

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/127 "2003-09-17T00:51:53Z")

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\*\* Ilsa\_Lund\*\* is the world’s premier repository for esoteric film knowledge.

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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/128 "2003-09-17T01:09:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Johnny Bravo \*  
> \*\*Wow.
> 
> If this weren’t in a “let’s flatter each other shamelessly” thread, I’d make that my sig!  
> \*\*

Why not?

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**Author:** ![hill\_o\_beans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4491bb/32.png) [@hill\_o\_beans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hill_o_beans)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/129 "2003-09-17T01:52:27Z")

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**Johnny Bravo** : Bizzare, but yummy!

**verbenabeast** puts the best in beast.

**Ilsa\_Lund** , a superhero for _our_ generation.

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**Author:** ![Taran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Taran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taran)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/130 "2003-09-17T02:07:22Z")

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I’d feel lucky if I amounted to you, **hill o beans**.

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/131 "2003-09-17T02:44:22Z")

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**Taran** - Who would have known that dropping the Z out of Tarzan would make him so smart?

(I apologize if you are female and, if so, I’ll work on another one)

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/132 "2003-09-17T03:01:51Z")

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**interface2x** , not just another pretty face

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/133 "2003-09-17T03:40:19Z")

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I’ll treasure **Jaade** forever… she’s one of a kind!

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**Author:** ![Aceospades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Aceospades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aceospades)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/134 "2003-09-17T03:51:35Z")

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This is under the assumption that **hebesphenomegacorona** is male. I really don’t know and his/her profile doesn’t say.

**hebesphenomegacorona**. And you thought his name was big.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/135 "2003-09-17T04:06:41Z")

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**Aceospades** : Jack o smarts!

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/136 "2003-09-17T04:07:58Z")

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**Aceospades** grooves his(?) sexy buttocks to Ace of Base…

huh??

**Aceospades** is number one or eleven in my deck!

hmmm…

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**Author:** ![otherwiseknownas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/59ef9b/32.png) [@otherwiseknownas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otherwiseknownas)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/137 "2003-09-17T05:40:34Z")

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**SanguineSpider** - voted most likely to confuse me at some point, quite a feat.

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**Author:** ![Shai\_tan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Shai\_tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shai_tan)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/138 "2003-09-17T05:52:37Z")

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**otherwiseknownas** , and alias by any other name wouldn’t be as sweet.

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**Author:** ![universe.zip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a9adbd/32.png) [@universe.zip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/universe.zip)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/139 "2003-09-17T08:12:23Z")

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**Shai´tan** - the devil in disguise. Well, not really in disguise, but a lot hotter.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/140 "2003-09-17T09:47:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Gyrate \*  
> \*\*Okay, okay, try this one:
> 
> **Angua** is everything a man could want in a woman: beautiful, funny, intelligent, and able to support a full pint glass in her cleavage. \*\*

I like it 😃

Now I just need some time to go and change my sig… Soon… once I’ve got this pesky proposal sorted.

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