# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/141 "2003-09-17T10:42:25Z")
**Angua,** if you were a star I’d take up the telescope. [sub]Is that shameless enough? This is kind of fun…let’s see here…[/sub] If **Angua** were a breakfast cereal, she’d be all the fun-shaped marshmallows, and none of the tedious oat-grain squares. Yes? No? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/142 "2003-09-17T11:44:35Z")
If Audrey Levins were to appear as A SILVERY NUDE which is an anagram of her? name, her beauty would would put the brightest star to shame. I’m gonna be sick now. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/143 "2003-09-17T11:53:07Z")
**Audrey Levins** , If she were a stamp, she’d be first class, collectible and not one of those self-sticky kinds that gets caught in you hair ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/144 "2003-09-17T11:57:09Z")
you **r** hair, dang it… PIMF **spogga** , much nicer than something that comes from the back of your throat when you make that ahem noise ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/145 "2003-09-17T18:16:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\ ***Audrey Levins** , If she were a stamp, she’d be first class, collectible and not one of those self-sticky kinds that gets caught in you hair \*\* I see - you mean the kind you lick the back side of. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/146 "2003-09-17T18:23:57Z")
Gyrate, you’re first rate. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/147 "2003-09-17T19:28:28Z")
SALEM: Noise? what noise? Do I know you? You’ve heard me haven’t you? ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/148 "2003-09-17T20:06:20Z")
**spogga** - Better than a slap in the face with a wet lettuce. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/149 "2003-09-17T20:17:54Z")
The first rule of **Philster** : you do not talk about **Philster**. The second rule of **Philster** : you do NOT talk about **Philster**. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/150 "2003-09-17T22:02:35Z")
**Gyrate** The one _Cecil_ has to call for answers. ---
**Author:** ![BlueMit11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@BlueMit11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMit11)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/151 "2003-09-17T22:18:20Z")
If I were given a choice by a magical middle-eastern wish granter between a lifetime supply of fondu and a life with **Ilsa\_Lund** , I would choose the fondu. But soon after I would claw my own eyes out in desperation and regret. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/152 "2003-09-17T22:25:35Z")
**Ilsa\_Lund** The _best_ reason to visit the riviera. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/153 "2003-09-17T22:35:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \* > \*\ ***Gyrate** The one _Cecil_ has to call for answers. \*\* Yowza, **Ilsa**! Forget the sig line – I’m having that tattooed on my ass! When you’ve said **hebesphenomegacorona** , you’ve said a mouthful. When I think of **spogga** , I think of fluffy, happy bunnies playing and frolicking together. In a wading pool full of Jell-o. Mmmm…bunny Jell-o… **universe.zip** has got everything – and in a such a compact package, too. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/154 "2003-09-17T22:38:17Z")
\*\*fizzygoodmakefeelnice: as smooth as Tennessee whiskey, as sweet as strawberry wine, as warm as a glass of brandy… I stay stoned on her love all the time! apologies to George Jones ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/155 "2003-09-17T23:05:41Z")
**BlueMit11** is better than a dead monkey! **spogga** : it’s what’s for dinner (recycled, shhhh!) **rolandgunslinger** can sling his gun like no other gunslinger can! ---
**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/156 "2003-09-17T23:44:16Z")
SanguineSpider: He made God. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/157 "2003-09-17T23:46:24Z")
**SanguineSpider** - The love child of Natalie Portman and Johnny Depp would be as Alfred E. Newman to thee! ---
**Author:** ![BlueMit11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@BlueMit11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMit11)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/158 "2003-09-17T23:51:19Z")
**Ilsa\_Lund** …Would I be stalking her for no reason? ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/159 "2003-09-17T23:56:56Z")
**BlueMit11** is the peer of the charismatic Rasputin, withouth the getting poisoned, shot, stabbed beaten with chains, having genitals cut off and fed to him while being drowned in a burlap sack unpleasantries. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/160 "2003-09-17T23:57:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BlueMit11 \* > \*\ ***Ilsa\_Lund** …Would I be stalking her for no reason? \*\* I was just assuming the reason had something to do with fondue… **BlueMit11** is a man of sterling character in a “gold standard” world. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=9)