# I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748 "2003-09-15T17:17:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/161 "2003-09-17T23:58:00Z")
STALKING HIM!!! STALKING HIM FOR NO REASON!!! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/162 "2003-09-18T01:00:16Z")
**NoClueBoy, verbenabeast, Abby, Angua **and** sperfur** – not shabby! **fizzygood** makes feel nice! **Lobsang** never posts twice. **Flamsterette** is the essence of savvy. To all the Dopers I’ve left out, Please, be not wroth, be not in doubt In my regard, you stand as high I just can’t make a rhyme to fly With everyone! 'Twould leaden be And way too long for even me. So please forgive, cut me some slack And be not tempted me to :smack:! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/163 "2003-09-18T01:30:41Z")
**fizzygoodmakefeelnice** , YOU are satisfying and delicious! Sorry Andy… **EddyTeddyFreddy** , The poster so good they named her thrice. **Johnny Bravo** , You are even cooler than your namesake. **Jaade** , The extra “a” is for amazing! 😉 **NoClueBoy** , That is definitely false advertisng! ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/164 "2003-09-18T11:03:44Z")
When I think of GYRATE I imagine the two of us in a wading pool full of jell-o with SANGUINE SPIDER as the delicious whipped cream, mmmmmm jello, whipped cream. (What’s Jell-o BTW) Jam or jelly? ---
**Author:** ![otherwiseknownas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/59ef9b/32.png) [@otherwiseknownas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otherwiseknownas)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/165 "2003-09-18T11:07:27Z")
**Spogga** - Not half as dirty as his name would have you believe ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/166 "2003-09-18T11:38:29Z")
**otherwiseknownas** is otherwise known as someone who’s soo hot that they could cook bacon on their tummy. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/167 "2003-09-18T12:04:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spogga \* > \*\*(What’s Jell-o BTW) Jam or jelly? \*\* Jelly (gelatin). Preferably raspberry. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/168 "2003-09-18T12:54:15Z")
**green\_bladder** No, it’s not a medical condition! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/169 "2003-09-18T13:18:29Z")
Ponder Stibbons has yet again taken the words right out of my mouth, which is sort of disconcerting, because I don’t know where his hands have been. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/170 "2003-09-18T13:43:31Z")
**Zenham** who, at this moment, has a pocketful of wet-naps. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/171 "2003-09-18T13:58:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spogga \* > \*\*SALEM: Noise? what noise? Do I know you? You’ve heard me haven’t you? \*\* Well, I didn’t want to be rude and say anything, but I’m standing right behind you. Apparently invisible since I did two people and no one did me. ☹ Do me! Do me! Someone please do me! God, it’s so embarrassing to have to beg to be done:p ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/172 "2003-09-18T14:05:07Z")
Oops, all that begging made me forget my manners… **GrizzRich** , he may be grizzly, he may be rich…we just don’t know. Sort of falls flat, doesn’t it. Ok, I’ll try again. **GrizzRich** , he may be grizzly, he may be rich, but one thing we know, he’s not a bitch. I wonder if the lack of caffeine is showing. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/173 "2003-09-18T14:07:58Z")
**Salem** … she’s smokin’! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/174 "2003-09-18T16:15:08Z")
**Simple Dreamer** - A wet dream for the simple. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/175 "2003-09-18T16:56:05Z")
**Salem** : mild-mannered board member by day, hard-drinking sex maniac by night. The best of both worlds, really. ---
**Author:** ![Akaadji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@Akaadji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaadji)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/176 "2003-09-18T17:16:50Z")
**Gyrate** : A wonderful repository of creativity and wordplay. (Yes?No? Maybe? I don’t know…o0) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/177 "2003-09-18T17:25:12Z")
Reading **Ri-chan** is better than having sex with Natalie Portman in zero gravity whilst eating yummy candies! ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/178 "2003-09-18T18:09:04Z")
**NoClueBoy** : The best piratical first mate this board’s seen. Arrrr! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/179 "2003-09-18T18:25:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scuba\_Ben \* > \*\ ***NoClueBoy** : The best piratical first mate this board’s seen. Arrrr! \*\* Roight! I’m using that one! Yarr!! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748/180 "2003-09-18T19:10:35Z")
**Scuba\_Ben** Because nobody knows where _his_ scuba’s … ben. :dubious: PS - Don’t forget about [tomorrow](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=212088)! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-lets-flatter-each-other-shamelessly-for-sig-lines/201748.md?page=10)