# I know something you don't know ...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 15, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955 "2001-06-15T17:02:16Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/1 "2001-06-15T17:02:16Z")
Betcha can’t guess it.
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/2 "2001-06-15T17:06:53Z")
ChiefScott is still horny?
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/3 "2001-06-15T17:23:42Z")
andygirl isn’t pregnant?
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### Author:  [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/4 "2001-06-15T17:25:26Z")
Congrats UncaBeer!
So how far along are you? Are you going to marry the guy? You should, but only if you really love him.
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### Author:  [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/5 "2001-06-15T17:40:00Z")
The itching was too much, so you’ve now stopped shaving near the Little Uncle?
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### Author:  [@tisiphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tisiphone)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/6 "2001-06-15T18:35:03Z")
Cecil himself is going to grace us with his presence at a Dopefest?
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### Author:  [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/7 "2001-06-15T18:37:50Z")
Oh my God. Did you get invited to Cecil’s secret mountain chalet too? Just take it from me: the little black negligee he’ll have laid out for you is shorter than it looks.
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### Author:  [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/8 "2001-06-15T18:44:35Z")
You picked up a copy of “The Communist Manifesto” at a flea market – It rocked your world and now you have to reconsider all your political stances?
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### Author:  [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/9 "2001-06-15T19:05:13Z")
This is more of that **suspension bridge-building stuff,** isn’t it?
Well, no, some of us DON’T have engineering degrees, and I think it’s just MEAN of you to be bringing up those god damn suspension bridges of yours all the time.
Okay, so mine fell DOWN, all right? Are you happy now?
– Uke, close to tears
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/10 "2001-06-15T19:32:00Z")
You’ve joined PETA!! :eek:!!
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/11 "2001-06-15T19:40:41Z")
Did Charley Heston drop by and tell you that the NRA has formally reversed it’s positon and now supports an all-out ban on weapons that might offend the delicate sensibilities of the _Mothers of America_?
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/12 "2001-06-15T19:55:06Z")
Fine! Be that way!
I know something _you_ don’t know.
So there. 😛
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### Author:  [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/13 "2001-06-15T19:55:59Z")
Glad to see another Amway distributor on the boards! E-mail me and we’ll talk.
BTW, thanks for letting me borrow “Dianetics”. Not my cup of tea, but if it works, more power to you.
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### Author:  [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/14 "2001-06-15T19:58:10Z")
[this?](http://www.rollbackthebeertax.org/)
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### Author:  [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/15 "2001-06-15T20:23:57Z")
It’s ok usually they can reverse those sex change operations if your not satisified with the results.
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### Author:  [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/16 "2001-06-15T20:55:15Z")
You’re giving up beer and changing your name to **UncleGinderAle**
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### Author:  [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/17 "2001-06-15T21:02:28Z")
**I** am not left handed!!!
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### Author:  [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/18 "2001-06-15T21:05:52Z")
It’s you that is pregnant,
not andygirl.
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### Author:  [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/19 "2001-06-15T21:08:24Z")
Guys! Guys! Relax… Don’t let **UncleBeer** wind you up like this. It’s probably nothing much at all. I think they’re just going to close down the SDMB or something like that. Don’t stress it.
:eek:
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### Author:  [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/20 "2001-06-15T21:11:13Z")
When the CIA kills you so that neither the Russians or Chinese figure out that GREAT secret you know, can I have your liver? I don’t need it or anything, I just think it would look need bronzed and on my mantle piece.
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