# I know something you don't know ... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 15, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955 "2001-06-15T17:02:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/21 "2001-06-15T21:13:14Z")
damn finger cold!! neat, not need ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/22 "2001-06-15T22:06:15Z")
Yer all cold. Keep guessing. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/23 "2001-06-15T22:11:02Z")
The hamster that runs the SDMB server has finally keeled over and died? ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/24 "2001-06-15T22:32:23Z")
I don’t care where you read it, **UncleB** - they _cannot_ successfully transplant nostril hair to your head. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/25 "2001-06-15T22:39:57Z")
You’ve become a sober non-drinking man? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/26 "2001-06-15T23:06:59Z")
You’re not only Uncle Beer but Papa Beer as well? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mongrel\_8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@mongrel\_8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mongrel_8)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/27 "2001-06-15T23:13:08Z")
You attempted to stop a chainsaw with your genitials, and are now suing the company that made it for millions part of which you will give to me, Rutiger J. Fizzlebottom. Also **JimB** if UncleBeer is changing his name to Uncle **Ginder** Ale wouldn’t he bottom AuntGinderAle? ---
**Author:** ![mongrel\_8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@mongrel\_8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mongrel_8)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/28 "2001-06-15T23:17:38Z")
Ok my last part made no sense I meant “wouldn’t he become AuntGinderAle?” Yes, I know no gender is misspelled but you get the idea. Actually, it might have been funnier without the change (or at least to me). ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/29 "2001-06-15T23:27:29Z")
You’re the new poster child for Left-D\*\*\* Liberals Anonymous? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/30 "2001-06-15T23:42:01Z")
Is it small enough to fit up your nose? Does it have anything to do with bear wiz? When you prick it, does it bleed? ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/31 "2001-06-16T00:40:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Betcha can’t guess it. Oh, but that is vhere you are miztekken, OncleBeerenheimer. Yoo see, ve have vays of making yoo talk… ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/32 "2001-06-16T00:40:57Z")
The board’s running on a new server? ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/33 "2001-06-16T00:56:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > \*\*This is more of that **suspension bridge-building stuff,** isn’t it? > > Well, no, some of us DON’T have engineering degrees, and I think it’s just MEAN of you to be bringing up those god damn suspension bridges of yours all the time. > > Okay, so mine fell DOWN, all right? Are you happy now? > > – Uke, close to tears \*\* Oh, Uke, cheer up. I can sell you a really nice bridge for practically wholesale. And it’s right in your neighborhood. As for the OP, hmmm… Uncle Beer knows Cecil’s secret identity? Uncle Beer knows how they can take a can’t miss gold mine like Tomb Raider and turn it into a trite piece of crap? Uncle Beer knows where Maxwell Smart lost the aircraft carrier? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/34 "2001-06-16T01:01:58Z")
Uncle Beer has purchased a Chinese Magnetic Immortality Ring that grants him Vast Sexual Potency. As opposed to whatever level of sexual potentcy he claims to have had before. ---
**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/35 "2001-06-16T01:11:52Z")
You’ve found the secret location of all the lost left socks in the universe? ---
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/36 "2001-06-16T01:14:09Z")
Congress reintroduced prohibition into law? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/37 "2001-06-16T01:14:30Z")
You know what “it” is? ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/38 "2001-06-16T01:26:55Z")
You’ve discovered the origin of “The Whole Nine Yards” Alternitively, you’re lonely and have posted in desparation. My personal choice. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/39 "2001-06-16T01:44:43Z")
All right UncleBeer, spill it. What’s in Al Capone’s vault? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-something-you-dont-know/68955/40 "2001-06-16T02:07:51Z")
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