# I know what I want for Christmas!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-what-i-want-for-christmas/137836>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 21, 2002, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-what-i-want-for-christmas/137836 "2002-11-21T00:45:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-what-i-want-for-christmas/137836/1 "2002-11-21T00:45:48Z")

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Hee hee.

Just browsing around, I found [this](https://store.theonion.com/cgi-bin/store/EDCstore.pl?user_action=detail&catalogno=ON8000MAG1) on the Onion website.

I want one!

So, what goofy things do you want for Christmas?

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-what-i-want-for-christmas/137836/2 "2002-11-21T01:26:13Z")

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I want a t-shirt from [here](http://www.librarianavengers.com/library.html).

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**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-what-i-want-for-christmas/137836/3 "2002-11-21T02:04:29Z")

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I’ll take [this](https://store.theonion.com/cgi-bin/store/EDCstore.pl?user_action=detail&catalogno=ON6000MUG1) and [this](https://store.theonion.com/cgi-bin/store/EDCstore.pl?user_action=detail&catalogno=ON6001MUG2) just for giggles. . . and [this](http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/handchair.htm) would be GREAT in my living room.

And!

I could always use a [whirlpool mug](http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/CGIBIN/PRIAMLNK.CGI?CNO=1&MP=PRDUPD%5EGIN132&WHAT=INFO&NAV=1&STNO=ST00799) for my favorite hot caffeinated beverages.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-what-i-want-for-christmas/137836/4 "2002-11-21T04:53:41Z")

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Anything from [here](http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=vsd01,vsd02,vsd03,vsd04,vsd05,vsd06,vsd07,vsd08,vsd09,vsd10,vsd11,vsd12,vsd13,vsd14,vsd15)