# I Know Y'all Aren't Stand-Up Comics.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 3, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802 "2012-12-03T00:37:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/1 "2012-12-03T00:37:22Z")
… but some of the comments you make are funny as hell, and even though I don’t post that frequently these days, I do read and I appreciate the laughs (some of which I share with my wife, **Dondra** ). 😃 Quasi ---
**Author:** ![Glazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a88e57/32.png) [@Glazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glazer)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/2 "2012-12-03T00:41:22Z")
Hey Quasi long time no see. Stop by the 'raffe and say hi to the gang now and then. ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/3 "2012-12-03T00:47:40Z")
Hi Quasi! Thanks for checking in! I hope you and Dondra are doing well!! ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/4 "2012-12-03T00:52:48Z")
Hey Quasi, saw you started posting again, hope all is well Cheers Mate **Capt** ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/5 "2012-12-03T01:10:10Z")
All is well, **Captain**. We’re having our Christmas here this year, although we had planned on going home. Her doctor still won’t give **Dondra** clearance to fly due to her pulmonary hypertension. Well, he actually strongly recommended she not fly and I won’t go without her. I’ve done a lot of reading and with supplemental oxygen she should be able to make it at 32k (or a bit above) flying and Rothenburg isn’t that much higher above sea level than here in Carrollton, but we’re going to listen to the doctor. The last thing we need is for her to get sick over there. Anyway, I’m not “gone” gone. Just trying not to get involved in some of y’all’s threads anymore. And **Glazer** , I _will_ stop by. Y’all have been very kind in understanding that my loyalty lies here, although I can’t wrap my head around that fact sometimes and feel like shit over it. Thanks! Quasi ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/6 "2012-12-03T01:12:01Z")
Take my wife … please. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/7 "2012-12-03T01:16:48Z")
Thanks, I’ll be here all week. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/8 "2012-12-03T01:39:34Z")
Nice to see you, **Quasi**. And… thanks for the nice thing you did for me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/9 "2012-12-03T01:47:23Z")
Well, we do have at least one aspiring stand-up comic here who performs regularly. ---
**Author:** ![Glazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a88e57/32.png) [@Glazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glazer)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/10 "2012-12-03T02:14:38Z")
Don’t sweat it Quasi we’re all still family. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/11 "2012-12-03T02:33:46Z")
some of us try to be sit down comics. ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/12 "2012-12-03T02:49:28Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Take my wife … please. Danggit! Pre-Nijaed by the wily Siamese dude… again! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/13 "2012-12-03T03:30:48Z")
I think this is better off in MPSIMS than in ATMB. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/14 "2012-12-03T04:24:45Z")
…and then \*\*Marley23 \*\*says: “$14.95 per year, same as in town.” ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/15 "2012-12-03T04:43:39Z")
I said socket - not sprocket. ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/16 "2012-12-03T06:22:57Z")
You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/17 "2012-12-03T06:40:56Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > …and then \*\*Marley23 \*\*says: “$14.95 per year, same as in town.” And then he bans you (and everyone else, of course) if you don’t come up with the money. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/18 "2012-12-03T12:15:42Z")
Cecil Adams and Ed Zotti walk into a bar… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/19 "2012-12-03T12:34:56Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > I think this is better off in MPSIMS than in ATMB. A funny thing happened on the way to this forum… ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802/20 "2012-12-03T13:55:31Z")
I used to be a stand-up comic. Now I just tell funny stories in my living room. If I’m lucky somebody else is there! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-know-yall-arent-stand-up-comics/642802.md?page=2)