# I left a message for Dopers at the Lazy Lizard in Caye Caulker, Belize **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 15, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429 "2005-06-15T19:49:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/1 "2005-06-15T19:49:06Z")
If anyone happens to be in the vicinity, you’ll find it amongst the graffitti on / above the bar. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/2 "2005-06-15T19:56:06Z")
Ooooooooh! We could spread messages and paranoia all over the world with graffiti which would be against anything the Chicago Reader & their jackbooted lawyers…etc.etc…etc and slightly illegal… with some cryptic messages! Something that could leave future generations going " It’s about The Grail!" other’s going, " It’s about The Gourd!"…" I like this idea…what should be the univeral saying/marking? I think **Friends of Cecil Adams. C1972 AD.** has a certain vague and mysterious slant to it. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/3 "2005-06-15T19:59:31Z")
No, no, no. It must include Og, or Opal, or 1920s-style death rays. Really! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/4 "2005-06-15T20:00:36Z")
Hit enter too soon I’m such a spaz Instead of Geocaching…it could be dopercaching…like…find where we left the message by leaving certain clues. This could be done with hidden notes rather than defacing things… ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/5 "2005-06-15T20:06:32Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > I think **Friends of Cecil Adams. C1972 AD.** has a certain vague and mysterious slant to it. What I wrote is much more cryptic than that. Suffice it to say, you’d have to be long term member or avid reader to understand it at all. No, I will not reveal it. Someone will just have to go down there and report back. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/6 "2005-06-15T20:21:01Z")
Did you make sure you inserted fnord? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/7 "2005-06-15T21:51:19Z")
**Bring Pie - Cecil** ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/8 "2005-06-15T21:58:10Z")
Maybe we could call the bar and have the “Keep” read all the graffitti to us until we spotted **Dooku** ’s message. Anybody got their number? ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/9 "2005-06-15T22:11:52Z")
> [@Encinitas](#): > > Maybe we could call the bar and have the “Keep” read all the graffitti to us until we spotted **Dooku** ’s message. Anybody got their number? “Whayawan, crazy fukka? Ya tink me gwan read all da grafitti ondabar? \” ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/10 "2005-06-16T13:39:25Z")
> [@Dooku](#): > > Someone will just have to go down there and report back. 🙂 _sigh_ Allright folks. You heard the man. Start taking up collections. I’d prefer sometime in the winter months for a timeframe. And if our wealthier dopers could toss in a few extra dimes into the plate, I might just be able to take my family along. And I’ll need at least a week to read all the graffitti. Do you think the Chicago Reader would pick up the bar tab? Volunteerism folks. The things I’m willing to go through for our community. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/11 "2005-06-16T14:55:39Z")
As it happens, I’m going to Belize next week. Precisely where is the Lazy Lizard? ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/12 "2005-06-16T15:13:54Z")
Normally, I’m sleeping on the couch, but occasionally I can be found in front of the computer. Oh, you meant \the bar\. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/13 "2005-06-16T15:20:58Z")
> [@Scuba\_Ben](#): > > As it happens, I’m going to Belize next week. Precisely where is the Lazy Lizard? It’s on [The Spit](http://www.virtualtourist.com/travel/Caribbean_and_Central_America/Belize/Belize_District/Caye_Caulker-1648208/Nightlife-Caye_Caulker-BR-1.html) Evidently this Caye Caulker is a pretty small place, this links has a little info about the Lazy Lizard, another link I clicked said they didn’t even have a map, as it was impossible to get lost on the Caye… ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/14 "2005-06-16T15:53:35Z")
I was in Belize two weeks ago, but I didn’t go to Caye Caulker. I did, however, lose a quarter on Half Moon Caye. I’d appreciate it if anyone going there would look for it for me. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/15 "2005-06-16T16:39:10Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > …like…find where we left the message by leaving certain clues. Oh **Shirley** , I love your optimism…but considering most of the people on this board have trouble finding their car keys in the morning, somehow I don’t see us becoming the sly purveyors of hidden international clues… ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/16 "2005-06-16T18:30:16Z")
> [@Scuba\_Ben](#): > > As it happens, I’m going to Belize next week. Precisely where is the Lazy Lizard? It is a physical impossibility to fail to find the Lazy Lizard if you are on Caye Caulker. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-left-a-message-for-dopers-at-the-lazy-lizard-in-caye-caulker-belize/308429/17 "2005-06-16T18:37:12Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > _sigh_ > Allright folks. You heard the man. Start taking up collections. I’d prefer sometime in the winter months for a timeframe. And if our wealthier dopers could toss in a few extra dimes into the plate, I might just be able to take my family along. And I’ll need at least a week to read all the graffitti. Do you think the Chicago Reader would pick up the bar tab? If you send me, it’ll be cheaper because I won’t be taking my family. 😃