# I lied. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 3, 2006, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027 "2006-04-03T04:58:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/61 "2006-04-03T06:16:55Z")
What’s really disgusting is, I believe there are people here on this board who did indeed lose loved ones on 9/11. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/62 "2006-04-03T06:17:07Z")
> [@lissener](#): > > What do you mean? He said he was sorry, and has tried to divert this thread with disingenuous accusations of racsim. How is that not learning from his mistakes? > > If I ever saw a post worthy of a one-transgression banning, this is it. I think he’s trying to say that **updike** is brainless. Which is pretty much obvious. ---
**Author:** ![Updike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@Updike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Updike)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/63 "2006-04-03T06:17:21Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > I have to second this. Don’t worry your pretty little heads. I won’t be back. Pissing off paying customers is always a good idea, of course. I’m done here. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/64 "2006-04-03T06:17:50Z")
> [@askeptic](#): > > Yea nice code work pinko. wirelessss keyboard that has a few stuck keys. but the OP is still an asshole ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/65 "2006-04-03T06:17:56Z")
> [@Xploder](#): > > That’s commie/pinko to you boy. Ohh its on now I am an Albino, and you called me Pinko. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/66 "2006-04-03T06:19:54Z")
He’s not claiming to be Black, just claiming that if it’s racist to call a Black person “boy”, then it’s racist to call any adult “boy”. Which is completely besides the point. **Updike** , if you had any pride you’d just leave. Find another place to play. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/67 "2006-04-03T06:22:00Z")
> [@askeptic](#): > > Ohh its on now I am an Albino, and you called me Pinko. Then I was referring to your eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/68 "2006-04-03T06:22:55Z")
> [@Updike](#): > > Don’t worry your pretty little heads. I won’t be back. Pissing off paying customers is always a good idea, of course. I’m done here. On the contrary, I’d imagine your leaving will make a great deal more paying customers happy than pissed. ---
**Author:** ![Fritz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c57346/32.png) [@Fritz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fritz)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/69 "2006-04-03T06:23:35Z")
> [@Updike](#): > > Don’t worry your pretty little heads. I won’t be back. Pissing off paying customers is always a good idea, of course. I’m done here. GOOD! Good answer. Please, don’t come back. I’ll donate $15.00 to the Dope to make up for your slimy lying ass. Shit, I’ll pay $50.00 to make sure you don’t come back. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/70 "2006-04-03T06:24:49Z")
I’m done defending your entitlement to a fair go **Updike**. Go flame away in your own self-inflicted cremation mate. Hope you’ve got some heavy-duty asbestos to deflect the flambe. ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/71 "2006-04-03T06:26:23Z")
If Updike really does leave for a little while then tries to slink back, I really really really want to be the first one to post “How are the folks?”. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/72 "2006-04-03T06:27:11Z")
> [@Updike](#): > > Don’t worry your pretty little heads. I won’t be back. Pissing off paying customers is always a good idea, of course. I’m done here. BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy shit, even for you that’s an astonishing bit of arrant nonsense. Hey, **Xploder** , you accusing **askeptic** of having pinkeye? Dammit, don’t you know better than to do diagnosis over the Internet? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/73 "2006-04-03T06:29:30Z")
For what my opinion is worth (and no worries - I know exactly how much that is), the “no jerk” rule has not only been broken, but it’s been shattered into little pieces and ground underfoot. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/74 "2006-04-03T06:33:22Z")
> [@Updike](#): > > Don’t worry your pretty little heads. I won’t be back. Pissing off paying customers is always a good idea, of course. I’m done here. As opposed to what-lying about suffering from something that some people here HAVE just to win some stupid little pissing contest of your own making? Boo-fucking-hoo. That cross must be mighty heavy. ---
**Author:** ![Fritz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c57346/32.png) [@Fritz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fritz)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/75 "2006-04-03T06:35:37Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > For what my opinion is worth (and no worries - I know exactly how much that is), the “no jerk” rule has not only been broken, but it’s been shattered into little pieces and ground underfoot. This person has gone beyong the realm of simple jerkitude - he’s blasted off the face of the planet and is now in the jerkosphere. “Jerk” doesn’t adequately discribe him, does it? ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/76 "2006-04-03T06:37:24Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! > > Holy shit, even for you that’s an astonishing bit of arrant nonsense. > Hey, **Xploder** , you accusing **askeptic** of having pinkeye? Dammit, don’t you know better than to do diagnosis over the Internet? 😛 Nah. I was saying that since HE said that he was an albino then he MUST have pink eyes right? At least that’s what I thought I was saying…I’m pretty fucking tired right now. ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/77 "2006-04-03T06:43:05Z")
Jesus. Bye, **Updike** , don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out! Why can’t people meltdown over real shit in their fucked up lives (like I’ve done) rather than inventing it? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/78 "2006-04-03T06:45:39Z")
> [@Fritz](#): > > This person has gone beyong the realm of simple jerkitude - he’s blasted off the face of the planet and is now in the jerkosphere. > > “Jerk” doesn’t adequately discribe him, does it? Meteor 1: “I learned that most Updikes burn up in Earth’s jerkosphere.” [Meteors fall to earth] Meteor 1: (on fire) aaaaaaa the jerkosphere. aaaaaah Meteor 2: ahhhhhhh, the jerkosphere. ahhhhhhh ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/79 "2006-04-03T06:46:41Z")
> [@Fritz](#): > > This person has gone beyong the realm of simple jerkitude - he’s blasted off the face of the planet and is now in the jerkosphere. > > “Jerk” doesn’t adequately discribe him, does it? The Jerk Store called…and they’re out of _him_. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027/80 "2006-04-03T06:48:17Z")
> [@Xploder](#): > > Nah. I was saying that since HE said that he was an albino then he MUST have pink eyes right? At least that’s what I thought I was saying…I’m pretty fucking tired right now. HE? _HE_? Just because someone’s a bit volatile doesn’t mean you have any right to compare them to high explosives. Chemist bastard. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-lied/351027.md?page=5)