# I like bacon as much as the next person, but... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 16, 2011, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bacon-as-much-as-the-next-person-but/603114 "2011-11-16T13:31:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bacon-as-much-as-the-next-person-but/603114/1 "2011-11-16T13:31:36Z")
This may be going a little too far… [Baconlube](http://www.thestar.com/business/article/1087104--canadians-don-t-have-to-choose-between-bacon-and-sex-anymore-and-it-s-even-kosher) ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bacon-as-much-as-the-next-person-but/603114/2 "2011-11-16T14:30:55Z")
Mmmm…porking… ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bacon-as-much-as-the-next-person-but/603114/3 "2011-11-16T14:42:01Z")
I got your meat right here, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bacon-as-much-as-the-next-person-but/603114/4 "2011-11-19T19:21:22Z")
I’ve some sausage to go with that bacon baby! ---
**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2011, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bacon-as-much-as-the-next-person-but/603114/5 "2011-11-20T08:13:15Z")
Bend over and squeal like a pig! ---
**Author:** ![Untoward\_Parable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/51bf81/32.png) [@Untoward\_Parable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Untoward_Parable)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2011, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bacon-as-much-as-the-next-person-but/603114/6 "2011-11-20T10:50:18Z")
Should be big with foodies This little piggy went to market, this little piggy went home, this little piggy went in your… ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bacon-as-much-as-the-next-person-but/603114/7 "2011-11-20T13:35:00Z")
> [@Untoward\_Parable](#): > > Should be big with foodies > > This little piggy went to market, this little piggy went home, this little piggy went in your… I dunno. I tend to associate body foods with sweet, not savory. You know, whipped cream, candy panties, chocolate syrup. Plus, foodies enjoy subtle tastes, which throwing bacon on would make difficult to enjoy. Unlike those above, natural tastes compete in the same arena. Ahem, I mean: Gives an all new concept to the other white meat. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bacon-as-much-as-the-next-person-but/603114/8 "2011-11-20T19:00:14Z")
They also give a large law enforcement discount. 😃