# I like bananas a bunch
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")
You have to admit that they have appeal.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2018, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2 "2018-01-04T17:24:03Z")
Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana”?
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### Author:  [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2018, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3 "2018-01-04T17:25:36Z")
I like parking areas a lot. They are for people with a good deal of drive.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2018, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4 "2018-01-04T17:28:11Z")
I like old school monster movies a lot. They’re meant to frighten without a big margin of terror.
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5 "2018-01-04T19:18:43Z")
I dislike racism with extreme prejudice.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2018, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6 "2018-01-04T19:36:36Z")
I like distractions because … hey, look, a squirrel!
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2018, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7 "2018-01-04T19:41:41Z")
I was going to become a vegetarian but then I realized that it would be a huge missed steak.
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### Author:  [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2018, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/8 "2018-01-04T20:03:30Z")
Sex for me is a misdemeanor. The more I miss, da meaner I get!
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### Author:  [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2018, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/9 "2018-01-04T20:26:34Z")
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2018, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/10 "2018-01-04T21:52:17Z")
I bet on **Chewing Gum** at the track today and up until the end, he was sticking to the rail.
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### Author:  [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2018, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/11 "2018-01-04T23:34:49Z")
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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### Author:  [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2018, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/12 "2018-01-04T23:36:48Z")
I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I wasn’t.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2018, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/13 "2018-01-05T00:11:21Z")
I like echoes, because when you’re right, you’re right, you’re right, you’re right…
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### Author:  [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2018, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/14 "2018-01-05T00:30:29Z")
Stan’s averse to poetry.
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### Author:  [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2018, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/15 "2018-01-05T01:21:22Z")
I used to like only pears, but now I think outside the bosc.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2018, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/16 "2018-01-05T02:15:57Z")
Who was purple and conquered the world?
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### Author:  [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2018, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/17 "2018-01-05T02:19:10Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Who was purple and conquered the world?
Attila the Plum?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/18 "2018-01-05T02:20:02Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Who was purple and conquered the world?
> [@Riemann](#):
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> Attila the Plum?
No, Alexander the Grape!
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### Author:  [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2018, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/19 "2018-01-05T02:24:27Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> No, Alexander the Grape!
Yes, I was just trying to be creative.
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2018, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/20 "2018-01-05T03:14:17Z")
> [@cochrane](#):
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> Sex for me is a misdemeanor. The more I miss, da meaner I get!
I’d recommend that you have sex on an elevator but that’s wrong on so many levels.
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