# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2001 "2018-12-11T14:49:03Z")

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If a drugstore buys in bulk do they get a valium discount?

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2002 "2018-12-11T15:50:53Z")

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Valium discounts are only foRx-tra special people.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2003 "2018-12-11T15:53:09Z")

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I did get my flu shot at the pharmacy this year but now I’m wondering if it was all in vain.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2004 "2018-12-11T16:14:35Z")

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Getting shots is a vial practice.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2005 "2018-12-11T17:53:58Z")

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I recently got a shot, but they didn’t offer me a chaser.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2006 "2018-12-11T18:23:12Z")

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That shot was below the belt!  
(Heh!)

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2007 "2018-12-11T19:33:57Z")

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Never waist a bullet on a shot below the belt.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2008 "2018-12-11T20:09:29Z")

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Turn out the lights and it’s a shot in the dark.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2009 "2018-12-11T21:19:39Z")

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You musket better puns, that last one was low caliber.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2010 "2018-12-11T21:23:04Z")

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Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2011 "2018-12-11T21:23:26Z")

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Muzzle it IG, or else Beck will get triggered.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2012 "2018-12-11T21:28:02Z")

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Roses are Red,  
Violets are Blue,  
I have a gun,  
Get in the van.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2013 "2018-12-11T21:35:30Z")

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I’m gonna put that in my bullet journal. Just so you know.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2014 "2018-12-11T22:16:11Z")

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“Eat lead!” Tom shot back.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2015 "2018-12-12T05:56:41Z")

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Tom was, as you may recall, the non-musical member of the Cartridge Family.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2016 "2018-12-12T05:59:31Z")

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Did they wear hunter orange when they were on stage?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2017 "2018-12-12T06:28:26Z")

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I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure that Keith was scoping out groovy chicks in the audience.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2018 "2018-12-12T14:27:29Z")

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Fahget about it, if you want to talk about musical families, The Sopranos is where it’s at.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2019 "2018-12-12T14:33:44Z")

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I thought Tony Soprano quit the mafia to become a housekeeper because he wanted to become a maid man.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2020 "2018-12-12T23:45:38Z")

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Nah, the Feds made Tony, so he was just hiding out as a maid.

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